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Hey listeners, how you doing?

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Adam here.

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As you may realize, me and Joe are away for the next few weeks, so our regular live show is taking a break.

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I'm just recording this very quickly before going off to work because we suddenly realized that there's nothing to go up instead of a podcast this week.

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That was a mistake that we made when we were recording our Song Wars classic podcasts, the first of which will be available next week.

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But we forgot to record something for this week.

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So here I am just doing it on my own in my Nutty Room, which feels quite weird, I have to tell you.

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Uh, I thought it might be fun, because Joe wouldn't be around to, you know, torpedo my stories, and I could make some self-aggrandizing claims without any kind of interference from him.

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But it just, I feel insane doing it.

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I have to be honest with you, I'm just staring at a box of fruit and fibre and I've sort of forgotten why I thought this would be a good idea.

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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Why did I think it would be good?

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Yeah, because I just thought it would be, you know, you deserved a personal explanation for Why There's No Podcast.

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Is this working as a personal explanation?

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In the background, you can hear an instrumental version of the Song Wars theme tune.

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Like, we did a whole album version of the Song Wars theme tune.

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This is fun, isn't it?

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This is interesting stuff.

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Can I spin it out until the end of the instrument?

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I mean, I'm only about halfway through.

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Surely not.

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This is ludicrous.

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I mean, you're probably so enraged now, A, that there isn't a podcast, and B, that what there is, is this ludicrous, rambly piece of old dog plops.

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that you might have smashed your MP3 player into a thousand pieces.

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In which case you wouldn't be listening to this bit.

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This is ridiculous.

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I'm sorry, we'll be back next week with the first of seven classic Song Wars podcasts.

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Hope you're very well.

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Love you, bye!