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Well, we jumped all night on your trampoline When you kissed the sky, it made your sister scream You ate our chips and you drank our coke And then you showed me Mars through your telescope Oh, grace, take your money for the children Oh, grace, take your money for the children Oh, grace, take your money for the children Oh, grace, take your money for the children Oh, grace, take your money for the children Oh, grace, take your money for the children
Where you sang your songs and you made us laugh And so we captured you in a photograph And when the stars came out, your mother called your name But when the momming comes, we'll get together and get it Over grace, save your money for the children Over grace, save your money for the children Over grace, save your money for the children Over grace, save your money for the children Over grace, save your money for the children Over grace, save your money for the children
Save your money, save your money, yeah Save your money, yeah Save your money for the Save your money for the children Save your money for the children
That's the Supergrass, God Rest Their Souls, and Grace.
This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music, back at Glastonbury for our final night of coverage.
Oh, it's gone so quickly.
From perhaps the greatest of all the Glastonbury festivals, the 40th anniversary, and what a wonderful day it's been.
What a wonderful day.
I mean, not for everybody.
There's been a major anomaly in the wonderfulness, hasn't there, this afternoon, if you're interested in Sportball.
There's been a kink in the wonderfulocity.
Uh, if you want further sport news, then this is the right show for you to stay tuned to.
Yeah, all the other sports shows, uh, Corden's show and, you know, people, and the other big sports shows have channeled their coverage to this one.
Yeah, they're on Saturday afternoons.
Uh, and they, they are advising people just to listen to our show for all the latest big ball and coverage.
Yeah, do you remember that?
Sure I do, yeah.
Bobby Moore's Big Ball was great.
What was your favourite section?
Wasn't about football.
Was it not?
It was a self-examination programme.
He just guessed it on Richard and Judy.
In the late 90s.
Are you alright?
It's sunstroke.
Sorry listeners.
It's still very sun.
We got mild sunstroke.
We had supper at the... And we got so excited to run the game.
We were hyperventilating.
And then we all sat outside in the sun.
It was like being on holiday.
It was like being by the Riviera.
We were working very hard.
Obviously, but you're still allowed to break.
Right, okay, and we were built on in your right here.
You've got Ray Davis actually it was Jack Johnson singing his wet surf songs That's the wetness of the surf of course.
I'm not talking about the fact that they wheezy songs and then in your left ear you've got When people say a word that's not loving in the middle of the world that's a trait I associate with psychosis and
really yeah if they start laughing that's in the middle of the world i associate that with uh joie de vivre joie de vivre you're right joie de vivre psychosis there's a thin line mgmt could show you that too happy you just go mad anyway you were saying i was just saying that in the in the lefty you've got mgmt you know drifting across the fields and they're having what looks like the gig of their life as the sun goes down beautiful ladies dancing around with them there and uh they were distributing flowers to the crowd the main guy what's his name
uh uh roi penalties johnny pill pot he's going down there with his ron penalties uh ron penalties is the manager of the english football team all right listen we'll get into all that later on but uh we'll take a moment to calm down and play some music right now and this is a track from one of the big acts that were performing at glastonbury this weekend jack white alison mosshart and the guy from the green horns and and derwood uh better known as dead weather
B.B.C.
6 Music Class Degree 2010 Live from the Pyramid Stage One, two, three, four
Let's take a hold on the sound, girl Our little grave we can feel together I got myself a problem That I've been looking to sell
Sometimes you die by the trash Sometimes you die by the trash Sometimes you die by the trash Sometimes you die by the trash Sometimes you die by the trash Sometimes you die by the trash Sometimes you die by the trash Sometimes you die by the trash Sometimes you die by the trash Sometimes you die by the trash
I'm gonna take you from high school to high school I never said you would speak I never said you would speak I never wished you could say I never wished you could say If I'm a government teacher If I'm a government teacher Let's take a look
I'm gonna take you for what's so bad I'm gonna make you for what's so bad I'm gonna take you for what's so bad
take a hold of the stand brother
Some people drive you so little People drive just a little Sometimes you drive on the drive Sometimes you drive on the drive Some people drive in the middle Some people drive in the middle And you just drive on the drive I'm gonna take you for what's in there I'm gonna make you for what's so better I'm gonna take you for what's so better
You are so good at taking the world so bad and making the world so bad and making the world so bad and making the world so bad
Could you clean that up?
That was Alison Mosshart who'd done that along with Jack White and that was the Dead Weather of course.
They'd done it all over the pyramid stage.
It took ages to clean up.
Ray Davis was skidding around in it when he came on to sing today.
That was Die By The Drop.
And Joe, if you can see Joe on the webcam, listeners, you will be seeing him sitting on the star chair.
That's the chair that everybody sits on when they come in and does interviews in this studio.
If you want to look at the live video stream, you can go to bbc.co.uk slash Glastonbury.
There you will find... So who sat on this chair?
Who has sat on that?
Well, just this weekend, that chair has been sat on by the Rock Butox of Slash.
Jack White, who we just heard.
Jerry Dammers of the Specials.
Grizzly Bear, not all of Grizzly Bear, one of Grizzly Bear.
Maxie Jazz.
Jazz.
And Johnny Marr.
Now, did they sit here because they know I sit here?
Yes, they came in and they said, uh, Johnny Marr came and said, which is the chair that Joe Cornish sits in?
Did he?
Yeah, like that.
How did, what did Grizzly Bear say?
And how did he say it?
They said, Scott me, we've heard there's a chair!
You're yours!
You're yours, Grizzly Bear!
That's not Grizzly Bear, man, they're American.
One of Grizzly Bear's.
That's Orville.
Is it?
Or maybe that was Maxi Jazz.
Oh, okay.
That was Maxi Jazz from Faithless.
Grizzly Bear came in and they... Oh, let's not care.
Anyway, listen.
We should say hello to everyone watching the show who is connected in an online sense.
Stereo MCs.
People who Twitter under the hashtag Glastosquad, are they called?
Yeah, and what else are they called?
Twitch squadron?
Black squadron?
Welcome everybody who's Twittering and welcome everybody who owns a mobile phone.
The interactive department.
With a camera.
Because we're about to drop a squadron command on your ass.
Yeah.
This is very simply a sort of picture messaging test.
We're going to set you a challenge.
We'd like you to respond by taking a picture based around that challenge.
We'd like you to send the resulting picture to 64046.
We have decorated the studio walls with some of our favorite pictures from last night when we asked you to create a festival atmosphere in your own homes.
Front room festivals.
Standard charges apply?
What was the phrase?
Network charges apply?
Network charges apply.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna put the best, just put all of them probably, up on the wall and up on the BBC Glastonbury blog.
which is probably only there for another few hours.
What do they have to do, Jaycorn?
They have to do.
Here is the command.
We want you to dress up as your favorite Glaston react.
Now, we don't want anything too elaborate.
We need you to do this fast.
We'll be impressed by the speed at which you can look around your household and pick up an object that might make you look like object, or a bit of costume, or a bit of makeup that might make you look like an act.
For instance, I might pop into the...
Levee, and make myself look like Empire of the Sun.
How would you do that, mate?
I'd put a little bit of lippy on my cheeks, like Hadamette.
I'd put some big gold specks on, and I'd put on my Troubadour top.
And too much hair gel in the hair.
And too much hair gel.
Or... What would you do for the pet shop, boys, mate?
I might go in... Who's that?
Sort of half Bowie, half Neil Tennant.
I go into my bedroom and find some boring clothes.
I put them on and make a cone and before anybody knows I have become Neil Tennant and his friend Chris Lowe's.
A nice man.
And his friend Chris Lowe's.
And last line?
And I will win the competition, even though it's not a competition, don't suppose?
That's the new Pet Shop Boys song.
That's good, isn't it?
Very good.
Well, I think that's enough information for the listeners.
So consider that the command dropped.
Get those photos coming in, 64046.
It's not a competition.
It's merely a test of how nice you are.
Here is Grizzly Bear from earlier on today.
They were playing at the other stage.
Let's get in a Grizzly Bear mood right now.
I'm standing in the nude in the open air I'm really looking forward to grizzly bear I've got pink soles living in my hair While you wait for me on the day
All your uses and agents are waiting for my time.
You're gonna make forgiveness as long as you lie.
Or just wait, I'll leave it.
While you wait on the answer
Or just when I'm leaving
Oh
On the 4th of July, Americans around the world celebrate the day their nation declared independence.
On the 4th of July, here on 6 Music, we also stand together proudly to celebrate our own independence day.
Next Sunday, we'll be honoring independent labels.
Playing back to back, independent records.
We'd like to introduce members of Steel Harmony who are going to play with us on this next song.
Thanks very much for doing this, guys.
Don't know
I'll feel better I'll feel better I'm the one who lies together in our own This is the longest time
nothing is wasted
Yay!
Hot chip there with Lace La Bonita by Madonna.
No, it was called I Feel Better.
I was just joking with you there.
Now, Joe, mate.
Mate.
Obviously, the big band of the weekend is Empire of the Sun.
Obviously.
And they are playing... Have they already played the... They're playing tonight.
Yeah, any minute now, aren't they?
Park stage.
which is commonly agreed to be one of the nicest stages here at Glastonbury.
And they're going to play a lovely gig.
Would you like a few band facts about them?
Yes, please.
Okay, let's have the jingle.
Sorry, I'll just do it live.
No, no, no, we will have the jingle.
Glastonbury band facts.
It's worth waiting for, wasn't it?
Did you know, Joe, that the band, and you might be interested in this, was originally formed by Steven Spielberg, Christian Bale and J.G.
Ballard?
JG Ballard wrote the lyrics and Spielberg played keyboards, did backing vocals and Christian Bale did the singing.
I did know that.
Did you?
Tell me something I don't know.
Well, Luke Steele from Sleepy Jackson joined the band and then he tried to take over from them in a coup.
He booted them out of the band.
Spielberg and Ballard went with that much complaint but Christian Bale refused to go initially.
Joe's doing like, he's trying to give me appropriate emotional faces to engage with.
I'm doing my best.
You are doing great, man.
I was just, you know, appreciating it.
I'm not even going to finish... You probably didn't take it very well, did you, Bale, on a recent form?
I mean, it's the stab in the dark.
Yeah, no direction you were going in.
Luke Steele, he basically waged a campaign of psychological terror based on taunts.
He used to taunt Christian about his intelligence.
And until Christian finally got fed up and he left to pursue an acting career, which sadly never worked out.
I like that film.
Did you know, Empire of the Sun?
Yeah.
It's a great film, man.
B-52's Cadillac of the Skies.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That's my favorite line.
They should have got the B-52s in there.
They could have a little musical cameo.
And the Love Shack.
That would have lifted it.
And the Emma Love Camp.
You know, because they were in a prisoner of war camp, weren't they?
Yes.
It's all working out.
Here, do you want one more Empire of the Sun?
Yes, please.
Actually, I've got a couple more for you.
Did you know that, ironically, for someone as ruthless as Luke, he is gripped by a terrible fear of spiders.
He's got arachnophobia.
He had therapy to try and overcome his arachnophobia, but he quit the course halfway through.
Now he's afraid of spies.
Yeah, oh man.
Come on.
I've got two more band facts about Empire of the Sun quickly, but they're rubbish I'll give you I'll give you one of the two before we go into the news right because this is quite an important one Luke has he's had a small auto-tune device fitted into his downstairs, you know passage in order to make his airborne toxic events more tuneful and Several of them have actually turned up on the last Empire of the Sun album.
Really?
Is that where he gets the idea of the melody or does he record them straight out of the oven?
Yeah, straight out of the oven and then the rest of the guys improvise.
You don't want to get your face too close to the oven.
When you open the door, it comes into your hair.
Here's the news.
They're coming home.
England's coming home.
Union considers new BA offer.
Pope deplores child sex abuse raids.
BBC News at just after 8.30.
I'm Adam Porter.
England are out of the World Cup after a dismal display against Germany.
The side went down to their heaviest defeat at a World Cup finals, 4-1.
There was controversy when a Frank Lampard goal was disallowed by the ref.
The former German player Jürgen Klinsmann says England just weren't good enough.
physically they were not there mentally and everybody expected them the second half to come back after the not giving goal the clear goal that was not given but I was shocked then about the second half I thought they react far more aggressively they didn't comment and then I think the German side probably showed one of their best performances over the last years
The coach Fabio Capello says he won't resign but will have a meeting with the FA.
The BBC's sports editor David Bond says getting rid of him could be expensive.
They renegotiated his contract just before they came to this World Cup.
They took out a break clause which would have allowed everyone two weeks after an incident or a situation just like the one we have to just take time and think about whether the situation is working with Capello.
They've removed that now and so if the FA do want to get rid of him, it's going to cost them a lot of money.
David Cameron says it was a disappointing result, but the prime minister added that at least we were spared the agony of penalties.
There's been more controversy at tonight's match in Johannesburg between Argentina and Mexico.
TV replays showed Tevez was offside when he scored for Argentina, but the goal had already been given.
The second half is just about to get underway with the score at 2-0 to Argentina.
In other six music news, the Unite Union says a strike ballot of British Airways' cabin crew will be delayed so they can consider a new offer from the firm.
It guarantees pay rises, but the union says it can't recommend the deal as it doesn't restore travel perks to staff who went on strike earlier in the long-running dispute.
Pope Benedict has intervened directly into the row over police raids on church properties in Belgium on Thursday.
The raids were part of a child sex abuse investigation which the Pope said he supported, but he described the way they were carried out as deplorable.
That's 6 Music News, your next bulletins, at 9.30.
Adam and Jo in Glastonbury Side by side in our tent beneath the tree Trying hard to ignore the smell of the truck that collects the weed
Outside there's a box car waiting Outside the fanless door Out by the fire breathing Outside with wait your face turns blue I know the nerve is walking I know the dirty bit hangs
Way too nowhere to lay
Big shake on the box, come in Big shake to the land that's falling now Is a wind, makes a pump stop blowing A big, big storm falling, break my head
There's a wait so long
Pixies there with Here Comes Your Man.
Hey, this is Adam.
Hey, this is Joe.
We're coming to you live from the Glastonbury Music Festival 2010 on BBC6 Music.
Very happy to be here.
Don't forget that you can get in touch with us at any point this evening by simply texting us on 64046.
You can send us photographs of anything, but specifically on the Black Squadron command that we issued there.
What sort of thing is that to say?
Well, I'm safe.
Send us photos of anything.
Of course, I'd be interested.
I know what you'd be interested in.
Not specifically, I wasn't thinking of that.
But you know, some people like to communicate visually rather than with words.
That's what I'm saying and we shouldn't discriminate against those people.
But listen, talking of sending in photos, we issued a command for Glasto Squadron, Twit Squadron, Black Squadron, all the various squadrons that have been established over the past few years, weeks and days.
We issued a photo challenge to try and make yourself up like a member of your favourite band performing here at Glastonbury.
You had to do this at very short notice with stuff that just came to hand very quickly around the house.
We were looking for a really fast response, weren't we?
Yeah, absolutely.
We've got a very good... And boy, did we get it.
We've got a really good set of things coming through here.
Here's Kat from Bristol.
She's dressed up as Florence in this picture and she has a lovely kind of dress on in the Florence style, a crazy red wig and a mask.
She pulls that together fast, right?
That looks like Florence.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe the weird white face mask is not exactly like Florence, but no, that's really nice.
Now, this is quite clever.
Kathy and her daughter in Laceby, I think it says Laceby, have dressed up as the Pet Shop Boys backing dancers, and they've achieved this simply by putting cardboard boxes on their heads and striking sort of crazy angular dance poses.
I'm holding it up so you can see it on the webcam there, if you're watching on the webcam.
That's very good, very fast moving there by Kathy and her daughter.
To be able to move like that is very useful in a combat situation.
David and Fiona have employed whatever was... I mean, I think they're musical anyway because there's Fiona holding a big bass guitar and she's dressed as the edge because she's got her beanie hat on there.
But the cuda grass are the orbital glasses on her friend.
Are you pronouncing the S on coup de gras there?
Yeah.
But look at that.
I'm talking about it to the specs.
Yeah, that's good.
Orbital, of course, are going to be playing the other stage just as we finish our program tonight.
I might wander over there and check out the Hartnell brothers.
Ooh, you know they're married.
What?
Sorry, I tuned out.
Post interest.
They call Paul and Phil, are they?
Right, sorry.
Thank you for those photos.
Keep them coming in, you can keep them coming in.
I mean, maybe you've got a more elaborate scheme that can, you know, beat some of the ones we've seen already.
Oh, I thought you meant like a more elaborate conveyance scheme for the actual photographs.
Could be that too.
So listen, folks, we were talking earlier on about the football, the fact that this is the big program for all the sports news, the Adam and Jo's show, of course, as most people know.
We're well up on our sports.
We're passionate about football.
We absolutely live and die for football, so today has been a tough day for us, but let's not say too much more about it ourselves.
We're going to play some music by lovely Laura Marling.
But right after that record, you're going to hear what happened when we went to watch the big match with the crowds here at Glastonbury.
And we did our own moment to moment, highly informed football commentary.
So, you know, get ready to relive the highs and lows of this afternoon's match right after this record.
BBC Six Music Glastonbury 2010 live from the other stage.
He walked down a busy street, staring solid at his feet Clutching pictures of our slovers at his side Sat at the table where she sat and removed his hat In respect of her presence He resents out with the pictures and says These are just ghosts about my heart before I met you These are just ghosts about my heart before I met you
Opened up as if the heart unlocked the lock but kept it dark I read a written morning saying I'm still mourning I'm the ghost of the ghost of the ghost of the ghost I broke my heart before I met you Lover, please do not fall to your knees It's not like I'm leaving Everlasting love
He went crazy in a teen city, lost all his self-esteem, couldn't understand why he was crying, crying, crying, crying.
He would stand up for chair, sing of the ghost of once out there.
The ghost that broke his heart of the ghost that burned my heart.
The ghost that ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, broke my heart before I met you.
Love leads in our thoughts and our needs It's not like I believe in an everlasting world It's just that I'm so lost
Till it's done and there was nothing left to be Which turned out I've been following him and he's been following me Till it's done and I hope that it won't set apart If we just do lovers crying on each other's shoulder nights
What I need is now
You could cut the atmosphere here with ballpoint pen.
The biggest game of the season, the biggest game of England's career.
It all hangs on this.
If we don't win this one, we're not allowed to play ever again.
Stay tuned you're in the right place for the most up-to-the-minute informed commentary.
on today's hugely significant match.
Joe, let's talk tactics.
Of course, it is a controversial lineup.
The team has been carefully selected from the cream of the country's players.
Captain, of course, is Rooney.
and his executive is Corky.
Angelo is playing right flank.
Mandy Lyon's in goal, as usual.
Corden is a last-minute substitution for Trent Darby, who had to drop out due to depression.
James Corden, who's shown such amazing form in his ITV2 series, has been recruited now to play for the team.
He's a live one, though.
He can often be a combustible character, and there's no telling
whether he's going to get into difficulties with some of the German teams.
He's particularly, I know that he's got history with Professor Heinz Wolf, who's the German captain.
And the team manager Patrick Stewart, of course, recently had a bit of a fight with Cordon, but let's hope they've patched things over ready for the game.
There was a little bit of anxiety about the British left back Agamemnon because he lost his socks and he wasn't sure if he was going to get some new ones in time for the game but he has, he's got new socks so he's fine.
That's a big story, the lost socks, June in to the Sports News later for more on that and of course the controversial return to the field
of Paul Gazzer Gascoigne this afternoon.
Well, the big three, of course, of the game today are Gascoigne, Hoddle, and Pele, who are playing for England.
Which, I mean, a controversial move.
Gascoigne has obviously been through trouble for times recently.
But they've got to be happy about Pele because he's good.
I mean, he's one of the best.
I mean, he's one of the best signings, smack of desperation.
You know, I think Hodl's passed it.
And that's the thing that not everyone is saying here today.
That's the thing you can't say, is Hodl up to it.
And of course, one of the stars of the team, Zane Lowe.
Zane Lowe's on brilliant form.
He's been playing wonderful football for about six months now.
He plays wonderful football and the best in cutting edge indie music.
Plus he's very intense.
He's an incredibly intense player.
He can push the ball merely with his eyes.
What do you think about Yoshi and Bowser?
Bowser's heavy, he's slow to accelerate, but once he gets up to speed he's indomitable.
You really can't knock him off the track.
If the German team are planning to throw any kind of flaming rock
Well, allow me to correct you there, Adam.
Of course, Yoshi has the ability to scoop up the ball with his tongue and then spit it out on fire, which might be useful in the later hours of the game.
But that's a skill he should hold back until push comes to shove.
Let's have a look at the German lineup.
Again, some extraordinary surprises.
They've switched a lot of their players at the last minute.
Some say it's a sort of...
Tactic to confuse the British, but we're really on top of this lineup now.
Of course, Klaskinski wearing the number one shirt.
Professor Heinz Wolf has brought in Des Boot at the last moment.
He was a substitute for a while, but after Nijndenker had to pull out for personal reasons.
Kraftwerk playing in the number two shirt, of course, with their legs tied together, all three of them.
And they're incredibly efficient.
I mean, they are robotic almost.
Of course Dirk Technik is playing in the number three shirt.
He's like a well-oiled machine.
Yeah, I mean he is.
They're all well-oiled machines, especially Kraftwerk and Dirk Technik.
Hofmeister's in goal because he's a bear of a man.
Just one thing to quickly say about Professor Heinz Volf.
Will he or won't he be bringing his trademark contraptions onto the field?
Yes, that's right.
He wanted to set up a very elaborate contraption that would propel the ball up a little ramp and then go round a kind of curly...
Curly slide in the middle, and then a fan would go round and the ball would drop into the goal.
There's rumours that that's against the rules, but we won't be 100% sure until the kickoff.
The gods of football, the cream of European football, head-to-head in a match for the ages.
What an atmosphere, what a game.
And the celebrities here, packed into this backstage area, are extraordinary.
Who have we got in here?
Well, Floella Benjamin is here.
She's turning heads.
Toby Anstis is on the floor.
He's drunk, already very drunk.
Russell Crowe is over there and he's sewing.
Just a big flag and giving out flowers.
And the CBBC cactus.
is here as well.
I forget his name.
Prickles?
Prickles, yeah.
He's here as well.
So what a game.
It's going to be extraordinary and we will get back to you as soon as play gets underway to fill you in on how it's all going.
Stay tuned.
Adam and Jo, number one for sport.
was following the eye, was following the pack, all swallowed in their coats with scarves of red tied round their throats to keep their little heads from falling in the snow.
And I turned round and there you go, and Michael you would fall and turn the white snow, red,
I was followed in the pack, I was followed in their coats With scarves of red tied round their throats To keep their little heads from falling in the snow And I turned round and there you go And Michael you would fall and turn me white Snow, red, strawberry too Summertime
Pack off swallowed in their coats With scarves of red tied round their throats To keep their little heads from falling in the snow And I turn round and there you go And Michael you would fall And turn the white snow red as strawberries in summertime
As the Fleet Foxes, they made a big splash when they played the Glastonbury Festival last year.
That wasn't life, of course.
That was the album version of White Winter Hymnal.
This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music.
Delighted to be here as well for Glastonbury.
And we're going to talk about something a little, you know, off the beaten track right now, inspired by the fact that Joe was talking to his mum earlier on on the phone.
I mean, the festival is a place to miss your parents, right?
Yeah, I have to say, I haven't spoken to my mum this weekend, but how often do you speak to your mum?
Not enough, man.
If you see listeners, we're both grown men.
We don't live at home anymore, much as we'd love to.
Neither of us, I think it's safe to say, have the kind of relationship with our parents where we phone them every day and stuff.
Once a week?
Really?
You see, if a week goes by and I haven't spoken to my mum, I'll feel a little bit upset.
I mean, that's what a lot of people say if they don't speak to their mum every day.
Every day, I know.
A lot of people speak to mum every day.
Here's my problem listeners that I'd like your help with.
My mum's a very loving, lovely woman.
Obviously, I love her very deeply.
I can vouch for that.
Do you mind me saying, I love her too?
Do you?
No, that's fine.
No, that's good.
She's a bringer of love.
She's great.
When I speak to her after the conversation, after all the catch up, the chit chat, she will say to me,
Lots of love.
All my love.
See you very soon.
My problem is, I can't say I love you back.
What about, so what do you end up with?
I end up saying, thanks.
Lots of love, Joe.
Lots and lots of love to you.
I just go, thanks a lot.
Thanks, mum.
Bye.
Thanks for the love.
And that makes me, it's not that I can't say it back, it's just that I don't, what do you say in reply to that?
Oh, lots of love back to you.
It sounds a bit banal, you know what I mean?
Well, are you worried it's going to make you less manly?
I mean, it's better than saying thanks.
I suppose it's better than saying ditto.
Yeah, do you know what I end up saying I end up saying oh I end up saying uh well Give my love to daddy.
Mm-hmm.
I would say but for some something stops me from saying it to her Is this a profound Oedipal problem?
What do you say when you sign off from your mum?
I got the same thing, man.
I had the same thing the other day.
She came to stay for the weekend, and I went out round the corner to buy some milk or whatever, and she phoned me up while I was out and said, oh, I'm going now.
I'm driving off.
And I felt really bad that I wasn't there to say goodbye to her, and I hadn't seen her for ages anyway.
And it had been one of those weekends where there was a lot going on, and I felt we didn't really have any heart-to-hearts.
You say, I love you, bye, all the time.
Yeah, but I didn't say, I love you, bye.
You could say that to your mum.
I love you, bye.
That's all I need to learn to do.
No, but I mean, it's funny, it's easy to say in a ludicrous way.
It's not easy if you mean it, though.
I mean, that's tough.
And so I totally sympathize with your problem.
What I want to say is, bye, mommy, I love you.
I wish I spoke to you more often.
I wish that we hung out and had great conversations, put our lives, keep us apart for whatever reason.
That's too much, isn't it?
Way too much.
I mean, you might even say this too much for a radio show.
I want to know from the listeners though, what's the right thing to say to your parents given that you do love them at the end of a phone call?
We know the right thing to say.
The trick is saying it.
How do you say it?
What is the right thing to say?
I love you.
Is it not?
Do you reckon that's too much?
I think it's too much.
I love you.
No, you don't have to say it like that though, do you?
I love you.
Obviously, you're not going to say it like that.
Yeah, OK.
Well, any advice from listeners?
64046, I really need to solve the problem because I really need a sign off I can really, you know, use every time she calls.
Sure, yeah.
That pitches it at the right level.
that sounds sincere but not overly emotive.
What about Lots of Love?
Lots of Love.
Yeah.
Sounds like I'm writing a letter or a postcard.
It sounds trivial.
What about Your Sincerely Joe?
What about See you next week.
Bye.
See you next week.
Till next time.
Yeah.
And I'll be back at the same time next week on BBC 6 Music.
Bye!
With more great conversation.
Bye mum!
Here's some more music right now and who have we got James?
We've got Tightrope.
Now this is a track, is this a track from the new Big Boy album?
This is a hot, hot album.
There's a track that everyone's talking about that he's got out at the moment.
What's it called, Bubblebath or something?
You're asking the wrong guy.
This one's called Tightrope, it's by Janelle Monae we think.
I saw her performing this I think on David Letterman.
And she's really impressive.
She's got sort of James Brown moves and... Still not too late to talk about the Letterman scandal.
Yeah, we can do that later.
Alright.
Here's Big Boy and Janelle Monae.
Don't be on the scene while they jumping round ya They tryna take all of your dreams but you can't allow it Cause baby whether you're high
Now let me see you to the tightrope And I'm still dibbin' on it See I'm not walkin' on it Or tryin' to run around it This ain't no acrobatics You either follow or you're leading I'm talkin' bout ya Or keep on blaming the machine And now I'm talkin' bout it I can't complain about it I gotta keep my balance And just keep dancin' on it We gettin' funky on the scene And you know about it Like a star on the screen Watch me tip all on it Now baby, whether I'm on it
You gotta keep your balance so you fall into the gap It's a challenge but I manage cuz I'm cautious with the strap Do damage to your cabbage that I thought that cannot pass See why you don't want no friction like the back of a matchbook That if that sass will fold you and you're mad Go throw clothes, show, shut you down before we go go backwards Act up and whether we high or low we gonna get back up Like the Dow Jones and Aztecs, sorta like a man and they go on back, c'mon
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BBC 6 Music Non-stop Glastonbury Live music in the next hour from MGMT Faceless and LCD Soundsystem Non-stop Glastonbury This is BBC 6 Music Is anybody planning on going all the way?
We sure as hell are.
Who here is considering is in talks to go three quarters of the way?
Who here is there?
Who here is there already there?
Well then this song is for you.
It's called A Rules That Don't Stop Me.
If it's gonna kill anyone, make sure that there's no crime Just order if you think we've crossed the line Don't stop me, don't care about it Don't stop me, don't care about it Don't stop me
If you just play it all up on this road
Forget about it, don't stop me Forget about it, don't stop me Forget about it, don't stop me, don't stop me It's not as bad as they say, this is such a mistake Why was it cheap to make me sorry and madly?
This is the time to be naive and put me carried away
That was We Are Scientists playing earlier today at the festival.
I hope you enjoyed that.
This is Adam and Joe here at Glastonbury 2010, 40th anniversary of the Glastonbury Festival.
And I think I'm right in saying that the festival is taking a break next year.
No, I'm not right in saying that.
I think I'm wrong in saying that the festival is taking a break.
Why did you think that?
I don't know.
I just thought it.
I'd heard a rumor that he was doing another sabbatical year.
Right.
It's not true though.
No.
I don't know why I said it.
Sorry about that.
Often the way on this programme.
On this programme, yeah.
Why do we say any of this?
I don't know.
Um, hey man, you know, are you excited about the new Twilight film?
Oh, the new Twiglet film.
Yeah.
Um, I wouldn't say excited.
Have you actually seen the other two?
What's the absolute opposite of excited?
I did.
I went to see the first one with a friend.
We talked about this, didn't we?
Or was that after we went off the air?
I don't know.
Yeah, I went to see it at the View West End in London's Leicester Square, I think, on the opening night.
Yeah.
After work with a friend.
And it was awful.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It was really weird hedging your bets with that one.
Sure we didn't talk about this?
It was a cinema full of ladies.
Right.
And I found it intensely boring.
Did you?
Like, worse than the worst soap opera ever.
What about the Wolf Men, though?
Did you see the second film as well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, that's the one I'm talking about, Twilight.
What's the second one called New Moon?
New Moon, yes, yes.
And a lot of the women in the audience were laughing every time any of the boy wools got their man boobs out.
As if it was a sort of a kind of Chippendales concert.
Yes, exactly.
Well, it kind of is, isn't it?
It kind of is.
Taylor Lautner, is he the name of the... Yeah, from Sharkboy and Lavagal.
Oh, that's here.
So yes, all the wolf men get their stuff out the whole time in a ridiculous way, and they don't carry around spare clothing.
No.
Because it all busts off them.
Well, they don't feel the cold.
Right.
Because they're hot with wolf heat.
Yeah, exactly.
And also, they're not responsible for what happens when they turn into wolves.
In fact, there's a very sad moment when one of them reveals the fact that his girlfriend has a very big scar because he did slash them when he was a wolf man.
You don't want to walk here with me now because I'm a wolf man!
That's what happens.
It's happened in our house, because I'm a wolf man.
Are you?
Oh, I listen, I claim to be a wolf man.
Last year on the program, I claimed to have a chest like a wolf man.
I have got a chest like a wolf man.
You have not.
Dude, it's hairy.
I'm like... I'm better looking than Taylor Lortner and I've got more defined pecs.
Yeah, that's true.
My pecs are very defined because they're so large.
I mean, in a way, they're more like breasts, but...
They're very prominent.
And I do have a terrible problem when I get angry, because I'm prone to lose my temper, you know.
The key to those films, though, is the girl not being allowed to touch the men.
She's not allowed to do much of anything.
That's the key.
If you made a film just with a girl, an attractive girl, in a cage, surrounded by the 20 sexiest men in the world, and that was just it for 90 minutes, they'd just dance round the cage, naked, going...
And she's not allowed to do anything.
That would be a huge hit.
She is a weirdo though, isn't she Bella in the film?
Because she just more or less has a blank expression all the time.
She does, but that's good acting.
Is that good acting?
Yes, less is more.
The less the better.
And there doesn't seem to be anything overtly interesting, attractive,
in the little forest by the sea.
And it's not just them though, it's the nerds as well, all the people at school wanna go?
I mean, almost every single person wants to have a slice of Bella in her blank expression.
Did you enjoy the made up films they had in that?
No, oh yeah, they walked past a cinema, don't they?
Yeah, the films where you don't remember what they were called.
Ah, it's coming back to me.
There was an action film and they went to the movies.
They were quite clever though, they were quite ironical, were they not?
A little bit, yeah.
They sort of reminded me of the kind of stuff that we burble about.
There was an action film in this film called Fist Punch.
Yes.
And there was a romantic comedy called Love Spelled Backwards is Love.
That was the one good scene with Anna Kendrick in it.
Right.
Who was good in it?
Was Anna Kendrick in it?
Yeah.
There you go.
But that was pretty impressive.
Love Spelled Backwards is Love.
Do you get that?
Yeah.
No, I remember that vividly as thinking, wow, there's a little sparkle of wit.
Yeah.
in an otherwise witless production.
Hey, that's just my opinion.
And what do I know?
You don't know anything now.
I don't know nothing.
That film, that saga has brought Joy to lonely women all over the world.
Hey, it's not aimed at people like me.
No, I tell you who it's aimed at.
My wife.
Really?
She thinks they're great.
She doesn't.
She does.
She's amazing, your wife.
She makes me watch them.
I got the last one on DVD after we'd had a little argument.
Did that stitch things up?
You bet.
I mean, it was unbelievable.
It was like I'd come in with a tray full of gold or something and solved every single one of our problems.
Do you know there's hundreds and thousands of teenagers camping outside the Egyptian theatre in Los Angeles waiting for the new one?
Really?
Yeah.
Are they wolf people?
No, they're just sad people.
Just ladies.
OK, more music.
You know, we've got, don't forget, folks, coming up in this next hour.
We've only got about 50 minutes now, but we've got more football commentary.
Yes.
We've got the exciting resolution.
We're going to do it next.
In fact, after the next record, we're going to go straight into the section of our commentary that we recorded actually during the game.
So once again, your chance to relive this afternoon's fantastic match.
Is it a bit of JB right now, James?
This is get up off of that thing.
I'm back!
Get up off of that thing and dance with you, you better!
Get up off of that thing and dance with you, sing it now!
Join us 10 minutes into the game.
The England vs Germany play-off here in the World Cup 2010.
Adam and Joe reported from the Glastonbury Festival a home of football.
Hodor running along, star jumps, grabs the ball.
boots it to Pele, Pele gets it and passes it to Agamemnon.
Agamemnon tackled roughly by Kinski, Kinski in possession of the ball, Kinski stripping his shirt off, reciting provocative poetry now, dribbling towards the goal, Kinski back and forth, passes to Kraftwerk, Kraftwerk all with their legs tied together, beautiful robotic manoeuvres, Kraftwerk to Lufthansa, Lufthansa, oh late take off by Lufthansa.
Otto Barnes got it, he's grabbed it off Lufthansa, he's booted it down to Schipper,
And Hofmeister is looking very pleased in goal in the German side.
He doesn't have to do any work at all at the moment.
But Mandy Lyons looking in trouble for the British team.
And Liebfraum milk has got it off.
Guten Tag passes it to Merkel.
Over to Hasselhoff.
Oh, Otto Barnes got hold of it.
Franz Ferdinand to base Hunter.
Here comes Liebfraum milk.
Liebfraum milk on the inside.
Looking a little shaky.
Possibly a little the worse for wear.
Liebfraum milk to Guten Tag.
Guten Tag.
Merkel to Merkel.
Merkel scores!
Just run north to Germany.
Look at the look on Yoshi's face.
Yoshi and Bowser really despondent.
Corky's hanging his head in shame there and Rooney has gone over into the corner and had a sandwich.
A shot there of the wags on the British wags bench, Lara Croft.
hugging a tearful Gwyneth Paltrow Angela Lansbury is helping Dame Judi Dench up, she's fallen over the two Fergies, Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas and Jenny Murray is weeping into her sandwich
Well, the final score at the end of the match, 25 to 1.
England's hopes shattered, lying in a pool of vomit.
Hordes of surgeons now approaching the British fans in order to gut them.
Half of them are now actually fully gutted.
The rest of them standing in lines waiting for the gut removal operation.
The news coming in that James Corden and Dizzy Raskall's single is to be pulped.
Even though it's made of plastic, it's going to be smashed up.
All the digital downloads will be converted into books and then pulped.
Fans of that single are going to have to sing it backwards.
for as many times as they sung it forward, this will be enforced by the police.
Unmake it.
I mean, no one really expected some of the extraordinary things in that second half that happened to happen.
Ben Sheppard coming in to substitute Rooney was an extraordinary and unusual move that
Well, to be honest Adam, as soon as the fans saw Shepard coming on the pitch, we knew the game was over.
Obviously a very talented television presenter, but not a great football player.
But not known as a footballer, so that did seem like a desperate measure.
What now for the team then?
What kind of things can Rooney expect from his career now?
Well, of course, the losing team will be executed at the Palace on Monday.
It will be a gory, bloody day, but it has to be done.
Will Stephen Fry be executed?
He's a national treasure, though.
Stephen Fry will be doing the executing.
I mean, he was responsible for fumbling a lot of those bulls, and he's not a good passer.
There was a lot of times when he could have passed to Yoshi,
and Agamemnon and he failed to do so because he was too busy with his quips and bon-mo.
A lot of questions being asked to Fabio Capello.
Why apply Nintendo characters to the pitch?
You did a real footballer's name.
Why play an ancient Greek warrior who's been dead for thousands of years?
I'm worried we're going to get beaten up for life.
Put Gascoigne back on the pitch with all his drink problems and spousal abuse problems.
Was Pele really in good enough shape?
And the humiliation of being beaten by Professor Heinz Wolf, who's in his sixties.
And David Hasselhoff.
And Hasselhoff.
Who scored 16 of the goals in the end.
Klaus Kinski is of course dead.
Still yet he managed to beat the British team.
six goals and we're an unstoppable robotic force.
It's a dark day for British football.
Heavy drinking is the only answer.
Exactly, we're off to do some of that now.
Adam and Jo, our condolences are with you on this dark day for English football.
You have to let that rock out drop The oil down the desert way I've been shakin' to the top The shakin' from his Cadillac He went on cruisin' down the hill The person was a-standin' On the radiator grid
Can't possibly, baby I got to wait
The jet pilots tune to the cockpit radio player.
That's the clash with Rock the Casbar, of course.
Lock the taskbar.
The clash.
Yeah, that's how you say it.
This is Adam and Joel on BBC Six Music coming to you live from the Glastonbury Festival 2010.
And what a fantastic time we've had.
This is our last show, obviously.
We're only like two-thirds of the way through, so don't panic, Adam.
What a lovely time we've had like hanging around with all the other presenters.
It's been very nice chatting to Tom Raven's Croft.
Yeah, he's a very decent chap, isn't he?
He's so handsome.
He's very handsome.
I didn't even realize he looked like that.
I don't know why, but I suppose, you know, because John Peel was sort of charmingly disheveled.
He was handsome.
He was handsome, of course.
But I sort of expected his son to look a little more like a kind of swampy figure.
Right.
But he's good looking, man.
Lovely chatting to Jarvis there at the beginning of the show.
That's the first time I've met Jarvis.
Yeah, did you get a little thrill?
I did, yeah.
It is nerve-wracking, isn't it?
I recognized him from Fantastic Mr. Fox.
No, obviously.
That's right, I forgot he was in there.
And who else has beat him?
We'd love you to chat to Kerris, and I say that because in a second we're going to play a track that Kerris recorded earlier in the day, but we'll get into that in a second.
First of all,
Yeah.
No, you can't.
Can we get back to my emotional mother problems?
Ah, yes.
Have the listeners been supplying you with some advice?
They have, yeah.
I was saying earlier in the show that I'm having problems when my parents call me, when my mummy calls me.
I just don't know how to sign off.
She's quite emotional.
You know, she's not emotional, but she'll say, I love you and do all that proper mum stuff.
I just find it very difficult to reciprocate, a little like Patrick Swayze in the film Ghost with Demi Moore.
Right, yeah.
That's a different kind of relationship.
Do you remember?
Sure.
He always had to say ditto.
Yeah.
It's a little like that, but only with your mum.
So thank you for the various bits of advice we've had in.
Pauline Brighton says, I have the same problem as Jo.
I love my mum, but I feel she should know this anyway, so it doesn't merit a mention.
Now he's really put his finger on it.
uh you know they can take it as harmless he says Paul in Brighton this is the thing as a father myself i project a few years into the future and think about what i would like in my uh uh twilight years i'm not saying my mom said no twilight years but you know what i mean like when i was older i would i would i do you want your kids to be hard
You reckon?
Yeah, cold and hard.
Tough, cold and hard, ready to take on the world.
I'm a bit of a weed bag, though.
Here's one from... How do you say that name there, by my thumb?
Uh... Shan?
Shan?
S-I-A-N?
Shan.
You and Jonathan.
My dad never says he loves me when signing off on the phone, either.
I make a point of saying it and staying very quiet afterwards just to make him uncomfortable.
I think it must be a boy problem.
You know, my dad doesn't, he doesn't have any sign off, my dad.
He will finish his last sentence and the phone goes down.
That's it.
Really?
Yeah.
Nothing like... Like someone in a movie.
You know, like, how sometimes it's quite hard to hang up, to conclude a phone conversation.
You know, sometimes there's a lot of awkward stumbling.
All right, see, okay, all right, then cheers.
And to read the goodbye signals.
Not a problem for my dad.
Clunk.
That's the end of the combo.
Will Bowie says to mother.
believe me mother the feeling is mutual please tell me you understand that's his suggestion that's efficient uh and finally from h in lead that's h from steps might be hello joe i'm the same with my mother when she says i love you i found it's easiest to say same to you go for it man
No, he doesn't.
Same to you.
Oh, I see.
He's saying to you.
Right, right.
Back to mum.
Oh, same to you.
And the go for it man is for you.
Is for me, yeah.
I thought he was saying that to his mum.
Same to you.
Go for it mum.
You can do it!
I don't know.
I haven't got anything there I can use.
Listen, we were discussing this while the record was playing and we got to the root of your problem.
What was the root of your problem?
You know what the right thing to say to your mum is.
What is it?
What was it?
It's I love you mum.
Or lots of love.
Or something like that.
Something that just has the word love in it.
That's all you need.
But you can't even say that, Iceman.
It's not because I'm an Iceman, it's because I'm overly emotional.
You're a very nice man.
I can't do things by halves.
Yeah.
In fact, there's a film with Rissy fans coming out about you, isn't there?
Is there?
Yeah.
It's exciting.
Iceman.
But thanks for your advice, everybody.
I'll keep working on that.
Here's some music.
Yes, this is the track that Jo was mentioning earlier.
This is Kerris singing with the London Community Gospel Choir.
And she's singing Swing Low, Sweet Charity.
I think here's her to introduce it, though.
Swing low sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home.
What did I see?
Coming for to carry me home A band of angels coming after me Coming for to carry me home Swing low, sweet champion Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do say, coming for to carry me home.
Yeah, tell all of my friends that I'm coming then to go.
Coming for to carry me home.
Swing low.
Sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home Sweet love, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home
Sometimes I'm up, sometimes I'm down Comin' for to carry me home Sometimes I'm almost to the ground Comin' for to carry me home Sing low, sweet chariot Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, swing champion, coming for to carry me home.
Swing low,
Very lovely.
That's Kerris Matthews here on BBC Six Music.
Was that earlier today at the Glastonbury Festival?
And she was singing with the London Community Gospel Choir, Swing Low Sweet Chariot.
Lovely.
Very nice.
We were talking earlier on while we were having our supper about, well, I was talking about it, about men walking around the site topless as they have been this weekend because of the beautiful weather.
So you've had all kinds of chests and physical forms on display.
And on the whole, I'm quite impressed with the men.
I've seen a lot of enviable torsos, have you not, Joe?
Sure.
Yeah, a lot of enviable torsos.
I mean, we've already discussed my torso in the context of the Twilight Wolves.
That's right.
So, you know, it's hard for me to see a torso I envy.
Well, I mean, I've been covered in quite a few because... Really?
Yeah, yeah.
We've seen some quite outrageous tattoo action.
Yeah, some people have got bad tattoo... Can I just say this?
If there's any young children listening, I'm sure your parents have said this to you already, but maybe they haven't.
Never get a tattoo.
Because you'll look like a wally.
And you won't be a wally.
What about we might have listeners with lovely tattoos?
A tattoo can be all right.
Do you think or are you a tattoo fascist?
No, obviously I know people with tattoos.
I've got a tattoo myself.
It's of an ugly person.
It's on my face.
Underneath this.
And I'm trying to wiggle out at the fact that obviously I've offended a lot of people.
But we saw some bizarre ones.
We saw a man with so many kind of...
Japanese scripty words on his back.
The whole back was totally full up, wasn't it?
Lairs and lairs and lairs of them and all the way up his leg.
And it was just overwhelming and confusing.
He looked like a giant can of energy drink from Japan.
He had a very big tummy.
I mean, it was weird because it was as if he'd been doing like, like, you know, I'm not in brilliant shape myself, but that's why I wear a shirt.
This guy was wondering around, displaying the most extraordinary, you know that scene in Total Recall where the guy takes his shirt off and he's got like a little revolutionary mutant guy living on his chest?
That's what this guy looked like he had as well.
I saw a lady with sort of sheet music tattooed on the small of her back.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm actually feeling really bad about what I said before about the tattoo.
All you have to know is, like, think about it really, really carefully.
Think about what it's going to be like.
I can just go modest.
Less is more.
Exactly.
With the tittle-tattles.
Really teeny-weeny is fine, you know?
And what's wrong with a nice little anchor?
What's wrong with something just a heart with mum?
What's wrong with a little cobweb on the face?
What's wrong with the word hate on your knuckles?
Yeah.
Come on.
What's wrong with that?
Keep it to that.
You know, you don't have to go for the swan sticker every time on the forehead.
Like Charlie Manson.
Not every time.
It did inhibit his employment prospects.
Manson, yeah.
It really did.
I know he had to go and paint a big bindi spot or whatever to try and throw them off.
Okay.
It is just gone 9.30 and it's time for the news.
England's World Cup dream ended by Germany.
Union considers new offer from BA.
Tories defend jobless plans.
BBC News at 9.30.
I'm Adam Porter.
England's World Cup campaign is over after a crushing 4-1 defeat by Germany in Blumfontein.
It was England's heaviest loss in a World Cup finals.
The coach Fabio Capello says he won't resign but will have a meeting with the FA.
John Terry says England just weren't good enough on the day.
I think at the end of the day we got beaten by probably a better side today.
And preparation, everything was spot on, the hotel, training, the build up to games was perfect.
So there's no excuse, no one's looking for excuses.
As I said, we look at ourself and we go away from here and assess our own performances and look to come back better and stronger next year.
There have been calls for goal-line technology to be introduced after a Frank Lampard goal which would have levelled the score was disallowed by the ref.
There was more controversy in tonight's match in Johannesburg between Argentina and Mexico.
Argentina's first goal was given, although TV replays showed it was offside.
Argentina won the match 3-1 and will play Germany in the quarter-finals.
Other news from Six Music.
British Airways has welcomed a decision by the Unite Union to delay a strike ballot of cabin crew.
The firm has made a new offer to end the long-running dispute.
Unite says it can't recommend the deal as it doesn't restore travel perks to staff who've been on strike.
Labour have condemned a government idea to help unemployed people who live in council houses to move to areas with more jobs.
They said it was a return to the On Your Bike Tory party of the 1980s, but the Chancellor George Osborne defended the proposal.
I've seen these rather lurid headlines and they don't bear much relation to what Ian Duncan Smith has said and what Ian Duncan Smith has said is a very sensible thing, which is we want to help people in social housing be able to move
And that's one of the important social reforms that I think we need to see in our country.
A surfer has helped rescue a woman who got into difficulties while swimming off Newquay in Cornwall.
A second swimmer is still missing.
That's 6 Music News.
Glass don't breathe, glass don't breathe
Where the long range weapon or suicide bomb A wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction Whether you saw a wayson or BBC one Misinformation is a weapon of mass destruction You call that co-opation or a poison Racism is a weapon of mass destruction Where the inflation or the validation Fearing the weapon of mass destruction
My dad came into my room holding his hat.
I knew he was leaving.
He sat on my bed, told me some frack stuff.
I have a duty calling on me.
You and your sister be brave.
I'm a cool soldier.
Don't you dare forget all that I told you.
Cause you're the mister of the house that we live for.
Then I had to say goodbye.
In the morning, moving mama with her keys on each island.
Even though I'm only a kid, certain things can't be here.
Mama grabbed me, held me like I was made.
I know I left her in the store, I'm told.
I said, Mama, it'll be all right when Daddy comes home tonight.
Tonight.
So what does he want?
What's the way we see one?
Is it formation?
Is it weapon of mass destruction?
Is it collaboration?
Is it cooperation?
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction.
Whether inflation or globalization.
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction.
You don't have a virtue, and what anyone brings is a weapon of mass destruction.
No matter my courage, overcome inaction.
It's a weapon of mass destruction, inaction.
My story starts here, let's be clear The scenario is happening everywhere And you ain't going to win till you've won the whole farm on it You come in right back here to deal with your drama We leave a more drama than previously Seriously
Just how in these centuries have we been waiting For someone else to make us pray And we refuse to see People overseas suffer just like we Bad leaders are burning the world back to the truth Who feed on the people they supposed to lead I don't need good people to break me apart With a good lord to make it all straight There's only national people doing right But I don't want your daddy leaving home tonight
You put that whole nation, whole nation Racism is a weapon of mass destruction The invasion of civilization Here is a weapon of mass destruction You put that holy weapon in your hand
Hmm, sounded like he said something else at the end of that record.
I mean he was saying peace, but the way he said it sounded like something else.
Peas.
Peas, exactly.
That was Faithless recorded, you know, really recently, like half an hour ago.
Half an hour ago.
Time is more or less catching up with us.
On the pyramid stage here at Glastonbury.
That's hot from the oven.
Ooh.
I thought you told us to stay away from the oven earlier on.
Depends on what sort of an oven you've got.
He's in the oven.
And then, of course, tomorrow, Joe, it's back to normality.
Back on the train.
Oh, dear.
To Lundump.
And I'm looking forward very much.
You're going back to Lundump?
Well, I've got to go back to Lundump.
And then to Norwich.
But I'm looking forward to all the phone conversations I'm going to be listening to on the train tomorrow.
Yes, that'll be fun.
It'll be really good.
But the other day I was on the train with a friend of mine.
We'll call him Gavin Zipwire for the purposes of this show.
And he turned out to be a loud talker, not just on the phone.
He made a few conversations, but just in general chatting to me.
Very loud talker.
Really?
How are you with loud talkers?
Because I like to keep quite quiet.
I kind of like them.
There was a guy next to me on the way down.
He was doing some sort of business deal about Stevie D's or something arranging some sort of production.
Who's Stevie D?
Stevie D. Stevie D's.
I don't know your relation of Stevie Nicks.
I don't know.
There was someone else arranging when to go and see a friend.
I can't do Wednesday.
No, Wednesday's no good.
I've got Suki's party.
But Thursday, can you do Thursday?
Oh, no, I can't do Thursday.
It was quite fun.
Yeah.
I like listening to it.
I told you once, I think about this guy that was behind me once, and he was saying
I was in the hotel, yes.
And yes, I stayed in that room, yes.
No, I will not pay for the carpet.
No, I won't pay for the carpet.
I was very ill.
I was extremely ill, so I won't pay for the cleanup of the carpet.
And it went on like that.
He shouldn't pay for the carpet if he was ill.
It's hardly his fault.
Exactly.
Well, that's what he was saying.
And then he broke the lav as well.
Did he?
Yes.
He said, I'm not going to pay for a new toilet.
That's not my fault.
It was already broken.
I think it's fun.
It's a little window into other people's lives.
What if you want to shut that window?
and just have some peace.
Do it with a slap with the back of your hand.
Sometimes it feels like that.
But I mean, do you... I was thinking like with my friend, seeing as he was doing the exact thing... Gavin Zipwire.
Gavin Zipwire.
He's doing the loud talking, both on the phone and to me personally.
I was thinking, you know, and he was a really nice guy, so I felt bad.
He was lovely.
You know, Gav, right?
Gav.
ZD.
So I thought, this is an annoying situation because I really like Gav.
uh but i feel like there's a distance between us now because he's doing the loud talking so should i say something to him and like keep it on a friendly basis i just felt like it was not appropriate i felt that that would make him feel self-conscious if i did what would you have done just put up and shut up oh well what was the conversation about
I mean, it's totally normal.
But it was just loud.
It was the volume.
It was very loud.
I mean, you were embarrassed on behalf of other people around you.
And I was, yeah, I just, yeah, I like to keep it quiet.
I like to blend in, you know, not stand up.
I have to say, occasionally my lady partner speaks on the phone inappropriately loud around the house.
Oh, yeah.
Did you want to do that?
Yes.
I tell her to shush it down.
Do you?
She doesn't like it.
I go, shh.
Shh.
It's as if she's got her walkman on or something, you know?
Yeah.
Like people with their walkman on and then they talk to you and they misjudge the level of volume necessary.
Absolutely.
She doesn't like it.
It's just someone on the train the other day.
Suffering silence, I think that's the key.
Suffering silence.
Or go to the quiet carriage.
Oh, I was in the quiet carriage, guy.
Well, in that case, the slap.
You know, because people don't, the other day there was someone in the quiet carriage.
I tell you what, grab the phone out of their hand, stamp on it, and say, shut up!
You know what I had a fantasy, an elaborate fantasy about doing, was getting out my phone and switching it onto movie mode and filming the guy while he was talking, right?
And this is a different person, not my friend.
You've done this kind of thing before, though.
I thought I would film him until he... Didn't you film a policeman or something?
Yeah, let's not go over that thing.
No, not a policeman, but a parking warden.
That's right.
You chase them down the street.
Yes, yes, don't bring that up again.
Don't bring my previous insane.
I'm just trying to make you learn from your past mistakes.
I'm not saying I'm gonna do this.
If you don't bring it up, then how are you gonna learn?
It's a fantasy.
I'm allowed my fantasies.
So what would you do with the footage of the person talking loudly on the phone?
The footage is not the issue.
What I do is I film the guy right in his face.
He'd probably talk loudly.
And then he'd say, what are you doing?
He'd say, hang on a second, there's some guy filming me.
What are you doing?
I'd say, oh, I'm just filming you so I can keep the conversation and play it back to lots of other people later.
He'd say, what are you talking about?
I'm allowed to make a phone call.
Sure you are.
And I'm really enjoying listening to it.
But it's so fantastic that I'd really like to play it to lots of other people.
How do you think that would go?
I think you'd be more embarrassed than he was.
Of course I would.
Because I'd be a massive wally.
But still, it's a nice fantasy.
Would you like to hear some MGMT?
This also recorded mere minutes ago.
I would.
We were watching their live performance via the BBC feed.
And by the way, if you want to see pretty much anything here at Glastonbury, within reason, go to bbc.co.uk forward slash Glastonbury.
And there's all sorts of live streams of all the best music here from Glastonbury.
But yeah, as Adam says, this was recorded earlier today, and their set looked pretty good, didn't it?
They were all dressed up and going crazy, and chucking flowers around, and they had all sorts of beautiful ladies in wispy dresses, doing sort of whirligig-type dance moves on the stage.
Those crazy guys are having the time of their lives, and this is the sound they were making.
This music.
Last debris, 2010, live from the other stage.
So take it slow, take it slow, instead of let it dry So let it go, let it go, let it go Let it go, let it go Let it go, let it go Let it go, let it go Let it go, let it go Let it go, let it go Let it go, let it go Let it go, let it go
And some of us can hear the clouds grow old And if you can't, you can't, there's nothing to hold You see the flash, you can't, you can't, you can't, You can't, you can't, you can't There's nothing to hold You see the flash, you can't, you can't, you can't, You can't, you can't, you can't, You can't, you can't, you can't You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't You can't, you can't, you can't You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't You can't, you can't, you can't You can't, you can't, you can't You can't, you can't, you can't You can't, you can't, you can't You can't, you can't, you can't
Yes, to the heart, there's no way someone made me this, this, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Ages stuck together, digging into the sauce A timeless desperation, pictures on a screen screen
There's no good for you And how is it to be despised?
I'll touch your hands to the ground
To make us feel good Watch those fun eyes, come on, let's do it You need your sense of self You know that I think I'm star-strangerized
You're moving me to see my spot, to see the moon
My best thing was to just walk walk inside And set out tears at night
Nutty.
That's the Nutty Boys, not the Nutty Boys, some Nutty Boys, MGMT.
They were playing earlier on this evening here at Glastonbury on the other stage, Adam and Joe here, and probably what you're thinking right now, listeners, I know Joe is, is, I wish I had some more facts about MGMT.
How do you know what I'm thinking?
Well, we've known each other a long time.
Here's a little sting to introduce them.
What was that?
Play that again James?
That was the last one.
Please?
What is that effect even called?
That's amazing.
Somewhere on my hard drive, I thought I'm going to have that one.
I've forgotten.
Yeah, that was the last.
I knew that was going to be the last one of the festival.
Well, you really saved the best till last.
Sure I did.
Did you know that MGMT stands for macaroni gives me tummy ache?
Really?
Or possibly men get more toddy.
Right.
I'm not sure.
Lead singer?
Are you just guessing on both of those?
No, I know it stands for macaroni gives me tummy ache.
But I'm guessing... You're knowing the sentence there, mate.
OK.
Lead singer Jimothy Sparkles and guitarist Sam Bendyman met while working at an amethyst shop in Brooklyn, and they bonded over a shared love of rabbit hutch design.
Did you know that about the band?
Jimothy's a good name.
That's his name.
It's like Billiam.
You fuse two names together.
Put a little portmanteau name.
Their new album was recorded in... And this is very interesting.
MGMT's new album was recorded in 1992 by the band The Soup Dragons, who'd been issued detailed instructions by MGMT on a fax that was sent backwards through time.
I don't know about these fax, man.
Something's not right.
Some of them are a little off.
I mean, I checked these with Wikipedia and... Oh, in that case.
Some of them are verified, they're weasel words, maybe.
That's what they call, I think on Wikipedia, when something is an unverified statement, that's called a weasel word.
I'm not even sure I'm right about that.
That's how unsure I am of my facts.
Let's have another one.
MGMT sometimes deliberately dresses morons to confuse people.
Did you know that?
Come on, this is a penultimate band fact of Glastonbury 2000.
How can you tell when they're doing that deliberately or when they're trying to be cool?
Exactly.
How can you tell?
Well, that's what confuses people.
They're never quite sure.
You're like, oh, is this one of the times that they... Quite makes sense.
What do you mean?
No, maybe it does.
Is this carry on that?
Is this one of the times that they...
What, do you mean tonight?
When they were at Glastonbury, did they deliberately dress as morons?
No!
Really?
So they dressed as morons in error?
Are you saying they were dressed as morons?
Not tonight.
That's what I just said.
They looked great tonight.
Sometimes they dress as morons.
Let's have the last one.
Did you know when on tour the band MGMT travel everywhere by rocket?
It's not, uh, which you would think would be bad for the planet, right?
Or the fuel consumption.
Ah, it's not powered by regular fuel.
It runs on squares.
Right.
Like square crisps?
No.
Square people.
Like uncool people.
Uncool people.
Really?
Where did they get them from?
There's people like that everywhere, man.
And do they kill them?
What do you reckon?
They burn them as fuel?
Sure.
Do they?
Yes.
That's awful.
I'm not the one who does it.
Are you sure that's a fact?
No.
Yes.
It is?
You are?
I'm sure.
You're like the new Norris McWhorter.
Yeah, I know.
Are you going to miss Band Facts?
Are you?
Are you going to go for your facts now?
Where am I going to go for my facts?
Of course I'm going to miss Band Facts.
That was amazing.
I've learnt so many things.
Yeah, good.
Here's the fall.
This is... I don't even know what this track's called.
And it's called Berry Rabbit, parts two and seven or something.
Anyway, this is the fall.
That's all you need to know.
you
I can.
And one day a Spanish king with a council of bad names Tried to come and to Paris
The fall!
And he was on stage with Gorillas, of course.
Do you think someone was insinuating today that a lot of the kids in the audience for Gorillas just wouldn't have known who he was?
No, a lot of four fans probably wouldn't have known.
Do you reckon?
Yeah, he came out, he just sort of stumbled on stage.
He's not going to make an effort and dress up, is he, Mark Smith?
But he's kind of a legend, isn't he?
Yes, he's a legend, but, you know, in a fairly marginal way, I think, to people who know, but for your average person on the street.
He's got to do some kind of Justin Bieber duet to get himself back out there.
Yeah, definitely.
That's what I'd advise.
He did a good job, though.
And folks, boy, you know, our time is running out.
This is it for us here at Glastonbury 2010.
We've had a fantastic time.
Thank you very much to our producer, James.
Yes.
You can see his handsome face on the webcam.
He's done a terrific job pressing all the butons.
So nice to be back.
And James, can I extend a thank you to you as well for all the work you did on my show, Big Mix Tape on Sundays?
Well, I thought, you know, I was going to see him again and I might take advantage of this opportunity to do so.
Thanks to beautiful Lucy.
Lovely Lucy.
She's been helping us with all the texts and photos.
And thanks to the BBC for having us.
We very much hope to be back on Six Music later in the year.
So please keep in touch with our blog, Adam and Jo.
No, hang on bbc.co.uk forward slash blogs, forward slash Adam and Jo, where we will let you know as soon as we know when we'll be back.
You can download our three podcasts from the usual places of the three shows we've done here at Glastonbury.
Number three will be available tomorrow.
Yeah.
And coming up next, Steve LaMac.
He's got live music from Orbital and Stevie Wonder.
So stay tuned for all the great coverage coming to you from Six Music.
We'll see you very soon.
We're just about to turn off the webcams as well.
So while Iggy Pop is playing, we'll bid you goodbye on the webcams without the use of words.
Take care.
Thanks for listening.
We love you.
Bye.
When the liquor and the drugs and the flash of shame He's gonna do another strip taste
Well that's like hypnotizing chickens Well I'm just a monkey
Prizes are women taught to film, drive a GTO, wear a uniform, a line of government loan.
No more beatin' my brains No more beatin' my brains With a liquor and drugs With a liquor and drugs Well, I'm just a mine guy Of course I had it in my ear
I've left for life I've left for life I've left for life I've left for life Well I'm just a modern guy Of course I had it in my ear before I've left for life
Cause I've lost my life When our hair comes down, yeah, oh yeah When the liquor hand drags, there's a flash machine I know it's gonna do another strap tease Come in when you get that lotion Your skin starts into lonesome By the gimbal
Oh la la la
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