WEBVTT 00:07.236 --> 00:07.917 Hi, I'm Adam. 00:07.977 --> 00:08.537 Hi, I'm Joe. 00:08.617 --> 00:08.898 Joe. 00:08.938 --> 00:09.218 Joe. 00:09.278 --> 00:09.618 Joe. 00:09.738 --> 00:09.979 Joe. 00:09.999 --> 00:10.099 Joe. 00:10.139 --> 00:10.199 Joe. 00:10.239 --> 00:10.579 Joe. 00:10.599 --> 00:10.819 Joe. 00:10.859 --> 00:10.940 Joe. 00:10.960 --> 00:11.160 Joe. 00:11.200 --> 00:11.480 Joe. 00:11.560 --> 00:11.900 Joe. 00:11.940 --> 00:12.321 Joe. 00:12.381 --> 00:12.561 Joe. 00:12.621 --> 00:12.841 Joe. 00:28.345 --> 00:28.585 Yeah. 00:28.886 --> 00:29.186 Yeah. 00:29.326 --> 00:32.749 See, the problem with that is that it's a bit like Dizzy's in the Dock, isn't it? 00:32.909 --> 00:34.250 Adam, there's no problem with that. 00:34.310 --> 00:36.632 Starts out ironic and then it ends up just being a thing. 00:36.732 --> 00:38.013 There's no problem with that. 00:38.174 --> 00:38.554 All right, man. 00:38.574 --> 00:39.855 But there's no problem with today. 00:40.075 --> 00:40.976 Look at it today. 00:41.336 --> 00:42.177 It's amazing, isn't it? 00:42.197 --> 00:43.038 It's a beautiful day. 00:43.078 --> 00:46.141 It's crisp and cool like New York in the winter. 00:46.561 --> 00:47.362 Oh, like crisps. 00:47.662 --> 00:48.643 London is my New York. 00:49.063 --> 00:50.384 Mmm, I agree with you. 00:50.725 --> 00:52.366 I've just had an amazing thing happen to me. 00:52.886 --> 00:53.107 What? 00:53.787 --> 01:03.255 I went into one of my favourite shops, the Cinema Store on Shaftesbury Avenue, on the way into the show, and I saw in there, behind a table, all on his own, Michael Winner. 01:03.956 --> 01:04.776 Michael Winner! 01:04.996 --> 01:06.177 Was he having dinner? 01:06.578 --> 01:10.801 He wasn't having dinner, surprisingly, but he was doing his signing, and there was nobody there. 01:11.622 --> 01:13.403 The staff of the shop were chatting to him. 01:13.664 --> 01:15.165 What was he signing, just random DVDs? 01:15.185 --> 01:17.327 His books, his biography, which is called... 01:18.267 --> 01:19.648 Come on, Adam Buxton. 01:19.728 --> 01:21.229 What would Michael Winner's biography be called? 01:21.630 --> 01:22.290 Autobiography. 01:22.730 --> 01:23.271 I'm a winner. 01:23.751 --> 01:24.111 Nearly. 01:24.732 --> 01:25.432 Winner takes all. 01:25.692 --> 01:27.013 Winner takes all. 01:27.333 --> 01:28.034 Well, it's not true. 01:28.094 --> 01:29.095 He hasn't taken everything. 01:29.235 --> 01:31.776 And I've been watching Michael Winner films recently. 01:32.197 --> 01:32.697 Which ones? 01:33.397 --> 01:34.878 Particularly a film called The Sentinel. 01:35.279 --> 01:36.239 Do you remember The Sentinel? 01:36.259 --> 01:36.660 Yeah. 01:36.800 --> 01:38.061 We watched that when we were younger. 01:38.201 --> 01:40.042 It's quite a gross film, I think. 01:40.082 --> 01:43.724 Listeners, I recommend The Sentinel for an unintentional laugh-fest. 01:44.485 --> 01:47.487 It's about a house that's built on a portal to hell. 01:48.547 --> 01:50.348 and the Sentinel has to guard the portal to hell. 01:51.048 --> 01:55.030 And at the climax of the film, the denizens of hell emerge from the portal. 01:55.570 --> 01:59.492 And because they couldn't afford elaborate prosthetics, they just got freaked. 02:00.352 --> 02:00.752 Oh yeah! 02:00.792 --> 02:01.353 Do you remember? 02:01.473 --> 02:03.733 They get genuinely deformed people. 02:04.034 --> 02:04.794 Yeah, nice one. 02:05.014 --> 02:05.955 Do you want me to go into this? 02:06.015 --> 02:07.496 I've got a small anecdote about this. 02:07.536 --> 02:08.356 Come on, let's hear about it. 02:08.476 --> 02:10.778 OK, so... Well, are you reading from Winner's Book now? 02:10.818 --> 02:12.479 I'm going to paraphrase from Winner's Book. 02:12.679 --> 02:14.500 It was a reasonably budgeted film, The Sentinel. 02:14.720 --> 02:16.882 Didn't have enough to make up 50 people in prosthetics. 02:17.462 --> 02:19.944 So I decided to use genuinely deformed people. 02:20.864 --> 02:23.985 My assistants gathered a group of the most amazingly deformed people. 02:24.145 --> 02:25.866 They were all very very nice human beings. 02:26.246 --> 02:30.127 But then things go wrong because the crew of the Sentinel refused to eat with the freaks. 02:30.467 --> 02:31.447 They're so disgusting. 02:31.627 --> 02:39.169 You remember them, they've got like big deformed lips and huge saggy faces and elephantiasis and all these genuine conditions. 02:39.589 --> 02:41.730 Not sure a huge saggy lip is a genuine condition. 02:42.130 --> 02:43.571 But the crew refused to eat with them. 02:43.611 --> 02:45.631 The crew demanded a screen is set up. 02:45.711 --> 02:47.772 That's pretty rich coming from your average crew. 02:47.892 --> 02:48.192 You know? 02:48.212 --> 02:48.292 Yeah. 02:48.832 --> 02:53.015 So they demand a screen to split up so they don't have to lay eyes on these freaks while they eat. 02:53.335 --> 02:54.316 Winner can't take that. 02:54.336 --> 02:55.377 He says, this is disgusting. 02:55.637 --> 02:57.718 And Winner always eats in an air-conditioned Winnebago. 02:57.979 --> 03:01.221 He never even eats with the crew, so he goes... He's actually called a Winnebago. 03:01.241 --> 03:02.722 Called Michael Winnebago. 03:03.483 --> 03:06.365 So, Winner says, I'm coming to lunch today. 03:06.405 --> 03:09.487 I'm going to sit with the freaks and show the crew my view on this matter. 03:09.507 --> 03:11.288 Does he use the word freaks all the way through? 03:11.788 --> 03:12.549 He does. 03:13.049 --> 03:16.172 I'm going to sit with the freaks, I quote, to show my view of this matter. 03:17.068 --> 03:24.090 Okay, so lunchtime comes around, and the punchline to the anecdote is, to my endless and great shame, I didn't eat with the freaks. 03:24.810 --> 03:28.851 I went and ate in my Winnebago, because they were a bit too horrible to look at. 03:28.991 --> 03:29.691 Is that what he says? 03:29.731 --> 03:37.273 Yeah, so for half a paragraph he goes on about how he's going to rise above it and eat with the freaks and show the crew that when push comes to shove, he just eats in the Winnebago. 03:37.873 --> 03:40.694 And I got him, so with this anecdote in mind, I got him to sign my book, 03:41.354 --> 03:42.595 I should have eaten with the freaks. 03:42.615 --> 03:43.677 Full stop. 03:44.297 --> 03:44.918 Nice people. 03:45.298 --> 03:45.859 Full stop. 03:46.299 --> 03:46.960 That's brilliant. 03:47.000 --> 03:47.340 Wow. 03:47.501 --> 03:49.643 And all that happened in about half an hour on my way to the show. 03:49.903 --> 03:50.343 Wow. 03:50.944 --> 03:52.105 I can't compete with that. 03:52.406 --> 03:52.766 Wow. 03:53.407 --> 03:54.748 No, it is a lovely day though, isn't it? 03:54.988 --> 03:55.749 It's a beautiful day. 03:55.769 --> 03:57.811 You just can't help feeling very positive about everything. 03:57.831 --> 04:00.935 And we've got an amazing show for you, ladies and gentlemen. 04:01.555 --> 04:03.577 Mainly ladies, listening to action. 04:04.378 --> 04:20.685 Ladies, gentlemen, and tiny children, we have a very good show for you, apart from the usual fantastic music from the likes of all your classics from Kings of Leon, Police, Nick Cave, 2Pac, The Streets, The Black Keys, all sorts of good stuff coming up for you. 04:21.265 --> 04:24.887 We've also got a new twist on Ditties in the Docks. 04:24.927 --> 04:26.027 Yeah, a great new twist. 04:26.447 --> 04:29.989 Basically, we were having trouble picking tunes because the field was too broad. 04:30.709 --> 04:33.592 And it was hard to win, for me, personally. 04:33.672 --> 04:34.573 You were winning quite a lot! 04:34.733 --> 04:38.056 Well, we decided to narrow the field, and we're gonna have theme ditties in the dock. 04:38.236 --> 04:40.958 So this week, the theme is... Musicals! 04:41.138 --> 04:41.739 Musicals! 04:41.759 --> 04:42.960 Joe chose that one! 04:43.160 --> 04:45.102 I did choose musicals, because I love musicals! 04:45.122 --> 04:46.924 You're quite a big musical fan, aren't you? 04:47.064 --> 04:48.165 Not really, to be honest, Evan. 04:48.185 --> 04:48.625 Yes, you are. 04:48.785 --> 04:49.206 I'm not! 04:49.746 --> 04:50.587 You love musicals! 04:50.667 --> 04:51.788 I don't love musicals! 04:52.088 --> 04:54.930 All you do is sit around singing- You're calling me a musicals fan. 04:55.030 --> 04:57.752 You- Saturday night, tonight, you'll be sitting around singing show tunes. 04:58.632 --> 04:59.013 Won't you? 04:59.133 --> 04:59.873 In drag, yeah. 04:59.913 --> 05:00.934 Yeah, with Dave Walliams. 05:01.194 --> 05:01.695 No I won't. 05:02.195 --> 05:02.935 That's what you'll do. 05:02.995 --> 05:05.397 I tell you, I only like a limited number of musicals. 05:05.497 --> 05:05.737 Okay. 05:05.857 --> 05:08.599 And I bought a track from one of my favourite musicals. 05:08.879 --> 05:12.382 Yeah, and I think I know what it is, and it's a good one, but I've got a peach up my sleeve as well. 05:13.402 --> 05:14.343 Song-wise, not an actual peach. 05:14.343 --> 05:19.888 Plus, this week, another great element of the show is, of course, Crap Commentary Corner, and I've got a very, very good one this week. 05:20.168 --> 05:20.589 Difficult? 05:20.929 --> 05:25.013 It is difficult, it's challenging, but the prize is good, and it'll make you laugh. 05:25.393 --> 05:31.719 Well, to balance that out, I've got a very easy mummification competition, if you can guess what my ma is describing your winner prize. 05:31.839 --> 05:32.720 Do we know what the prizes are? 05:33.325 --> 05:34.085 We've got some great prizes. 05:34.105 --> 05:36.806 We've got Dave Gorman's Google Whack DVD. 05:37.226 --> 05:38.707 We've got tickets to see The Incredibles. 05:38.727 --> 05:40.147 A special screening of The Incredibles. 05:40.167 --> 05:41.068 That is a good prize. 05:41.128 --> 05:41.988 I've seen The Incredibles. 05:42.068 --> 05:43.068 It's Incredibles. 05:43.108 --> 05:45.489 No, it's not. 05:45.609 --> 05:46.269 I just had to say that. 05:46.289 --> 05:47.190 It's actually brilliant. 05:47.250 --> 05:47.490 Is it? 05:47.750 --> 05:48.010 Yeah. 05:48.070 --> 05:50.811 It's a shame it's not good, otherwise you could call it The Incredibles. 05:50.991 --> 05:51.211 Right. 05:51.431 --> 05:51.951 Repeatedly. 05:52.051 --> 05:52.712 But I've done it anyway. 05:52.772 --> 05:53.892 Instead you can say it's incredible. 05:54.332 --> 05:56.014 Yeah, and it doesn't have balls in it. 05:56.034 --> 05:57.936 I know, it's less impressive, obviously. 05:58.396 --> 06:02.220 And, you know, I've got a peach of an article to read out from a school mag this week. 06:02.240 --> 06:03.301 You're loaded with peaches. 06:03.401 --> 06:03.921 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 06:03.941 --> 06:05.222 You're a sort of peach salesman. 06:05.242 --> 06:05.723 Peach vendor. 06:05.983 --> 06:06.504 Peach vendor. 06:06.724 --> 06:07.104 OK, let's test it. 06:07.124 --> 06:07.785 A peach munga. 06:07.985 --> 06:09.907 A peach... munga. 06:10.007 --> 06:11.628 Munga, yes, I'll stick with peach munga. 06:16.473 --> 06:17.334 This is Razorlight. 06:27.560 --> 06:27.780 Yeah. 06:27.881 --> 06:28.041 Yeah. 06:28.141 --> 06:28.281 Yeah. 06:28.361 --> 06:28.521 Yeah. 06:28.541 --> 06:28.662 Yeah. 06:28.682 --> 06:28.822 Yeah. 06:28.842 --> 06:29.002 Yeah. 06:29.022 --> 06:29.262 Yeah. 06:29.302 --> 06:29.463 Yeah. 06:29.483 --> 06:29.563 Yeah. 06:29.583 --> 06:29.663 Yeah. 06:29.683 --> 06:29.763 Yeah. 06:29.783 --> 06:29.903 Yeah. 06:29.923 --> 06:30.043 Yeah. 06:30.063 --> 06:30.184 Yeah. 06:30.204 --> 06:30.284 Yeah. 06:30.304 --> 06:30.424 Yeah. 06:30.464 --> 06:30.704 Yeah. 06:30.724 --> 06:31.005 Yeah. 06:31.065 --> 06:31.205 Yeah. 06:31.225 --> 06:31.305 Yeah. 06:42.500 --> 06:43.401 You're so eccentric. 06:43.421 --> 06:44.301 It makes you interesting. 06:44.401 --> 06:45.142 Crazy person. 06:45.562 --> 06:49.164 And I'd buy copies of Smash Hits and stuff like that. 06:49.184 --> 06:52.266 It's enjoyable to read the reviews from way back when. 06:53.067 --> 06:56.609 And Rip It Up by Orange Juice got a terrible review when it came out. 06:56.669 --> 06:57.169 The single? 06:57.329 --> 06:57.609 Yeah. 06:57.850 --> 06:59.711 Said it was just sell-out rubbish. 06:59.771 --> 07:00.131 Who was that? 07:00.171 --> 07:00.851 Dave Hepworth? 07:01.352 --> 07:02.873 No, Dave Hepworth's got good taste. 07:04.166 --> 07:05.127 And he's a fine writer. 07:05.227 --> 07:08.568 It was someone who is no longer a known critic. 07:09.408 --> 07:12.729 And it wasn't, um, what's he called from the Pet Shop Boys? 07:13.610 --> 07:14.170 Miel Tennant. 07:14.230 --> 07:15.170 Miel Tennant, of course. 07:15.190 --> 07:16.051 Who used to edit Smash It. 07:16.071 --> 07:17.051 That's right, yeah. 07:17.371 --> 07:19.832 And he was just obsessed by Kid Creole and the Coconuts. 07:20.112 --> 07:20.672 Rightly so. 07:21.033 --> 07:22.693 I'm obsessed with Kid Creole and the Coconuts, but they're wrong. 07:22.733 --> 07:27.115 Orange Juice is a great band, and Rip It Up is a great song, but that was Razorlight, who were also a great band, you know? 07:27.415 --> 07:28.396 Yeah. 07:28.876 --> 07:37.624 Now, the bravery I haven't heard of, but let's see, this is a track called Unconditional and you're listening to XFM with Adam and Joe. 07:49.537 --> 07:52.718 Well, uh, that's a very brave sound from the bravery. 07:52.898 --> 07:54.259 A brave sound from the bravery. 07:54.279 --> 07:54.999 Brilliant, brilliant. 07:55.019 --> 07:55.639 Thank you very much. 07:55.959 --> 07:58.741 Apparently, the focus of a recent A&R scrum. 07:59.041 --> 08:00.761 Wow, I would have loved to have seen that. 08:00.821 --> 08:02.102 They're a New York quintet. 08:02.402 --> 08:06.704 Imagine all the hairy legs of the A&R people poking out from the scrum. 08:06.944 --> 08:07.244 Wow. 08:07.964 --> 08:11.405 And, um, oh, I would have loved to have been in that scrum. 08:11.886 --> 08:14.907 I would have grabbed one of the groins of the A&R men. 08:15.487 --> 08:15.728 Yeah. 08:15.868 --> 08:17.070 That's what I used to do in scrums. 08:17.110 --> 08:19.013 Did you ever play, uh, what's it called? 08:19.233 --> 08:19.534 Rugby? 08:19.714 --> 08:20.154 R-Rugger. 08:20.175 --> 08:20.695 Yes, I did. 08:20.796 --> 08:21.116 Rugger. 08:21.416 --> 08:21.737 Rugger. 08:21.777 --> 08:22.578 Yes, I did, Adam. 08:22.598 --> 08:24.121 What's the difference between rugger and rugby? 08:24.662 --> 08:25.523 Uh, rugger. 08:26.404 --> 08:26.945 No. 08:27.766 --> 08:28.227 Wicked. 08:28.267 --> 08:28.968 That's the answer. 08:28.988 --> 08:29.850 That is rugger. 08:30.010 --> 08:30.230 Wicked. 08:30.250 --> 08:30.491 Okay. 08:31.076 --> 08:34.298 In a second we're going to be playing a track by the police, a great track. 08:34.418 --> 08:35.399 It's an 80s classic. 08:35.419 --> 08:36.860 Yeah, our 80s classic for this week. 08:37.120 --> 08:45.505 And after that we're going to give you I think what might possibly be the British radio premiere of the trailer for the new Star Wars film. 08:45.805 --> 08:55.751 Now I know it doesn't make that much sense showing a trailer on the radio, but maybe with the power of our listeners' imaginations they can imagine a trailer that's better. 08:56.451 --> 08:58.013 than the one that they'll be seeing at the cinema soon. 08:58.293 --> 09:00.316 Like Michael Winner's trailer. 09:00.516 --> 09:02.138 His Winnebago. 09:02.579 --> 09:03.520 That's very tangential. 09:04.101 --> 09:04.782 Well, it's a trailer. 09:05.022 --> 09:08.747 But we're going to talk you through the new Star Wars trailer and just analyse it. 09:08.927 --> 09:09.748 Have you seen it yet, Adam? 09:09.908 --> 09:10.509 No. 09:10.549 --> 09:11.791 How did you get hold of it, Joe Cornish? 09:12.291 --> 09:13.472 Uh, Throom sources. 09:13.832 --> 09:15.853 Throom sources, H.P. 09:16.253 --> 09:16.993 on the internet. 09:17.053 --> 09:18.554 Oh, clever. 09:18.574 --> 09:19.434 It's wildly available. 09:19.614 --> 09:20.274 Clever. 09:20.874 --> 09:21.475 Okay. 09:21.695 --> 09:32.559 In fact, if you're listening to us at work or at home and you have access to the internet, you could go do a search for the Revenge of the Sith trailer, line it up on your desktop, and you can watch it while we talk through it. 09:33.019 --> 09:33.900 Sync it up with the audio. 09:34.180 --> 09:39.902 Do that now, and after the police will be back with an exclusive preview of that Star Wars trailer here on XFM. 09:55.814 --> 10:02.441 Fantastic, that's the police with So Lonely, our 80s classic this week, Adam and Joe on XFM. 10:02.622 --> 10:09.249 And remember you can text us on 83XFM or you can phone us when it comes time for our competitions on 08712221049 or email us, adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk. 10:14.238 --> 10:18.399 OK, excitingly, it's time for an exclusive... Oh, it's so exciting. 10:18.659 --> 10:19.060 Come on, Joe. 10:19.600 --> 10:25.382 So this is the British radio premiere of the new Star Wars trailer, the third Star Wars trailer, is that? 10:25.842 --> 10:27.022 No, the third Star Wars film? 10:27.522 --> 10:28.162 I lose count. 10:28.202 --> 10:30.843 What, three 1s before three 4s before two? 10:30.983 --> 10:31.544 Yeah, no, it is. 10:31.584 --> 10:32.524 Yeah, the third. 10:32.824 --> 10:38.366 This is, of course, the movie when we see how Anakin Skywalker turns evil, becomes Darth Vader. 10:39.506 --> 10:40.326 This is the first trailer. 10:40.366 --> 10:45.588 I think it's going in front of Prince of the Incredibles, that opens this Friday, so you can see the cinema from Friday. 10:46.349 --> 10:50.030 There's not a lot of dialogue in it, there's some at the beginning, but at the end it's mostly just noises. 10:50.870 --> 10:51.930 So I'll explain what's happening. 10:52.171 --> 10:52.451 OK. 10:52.911 --> 10:54.391 Give me a shout when you want me to start. 10:54.511 --> 10:54.631 OK. 10:54.932 --> 10:55.972 I think we should start it. 10:57.052 --> 10:57.232 Now. 11:00.754 --> 11:02.094 So this is just the Lucasfilm logo. 11:02.134 --> 11:04.235 Oh, it's that music! 11:06.459 --> 11:11.362 Then we get a shot of Luke on the surface of Tatooine in the twin sons of Tatooine. 11:11.382 --> 11:19.446 The Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic before the dark times, before the Empire. 11:21.047 --> 11:29.112 A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. 11:29.952 --> 11:33.154 Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force. 11:33.194 --> 11:34.695 This is from Star Wars, isn't it? 11:42.546 --> 11:43.547 Okay, listen to this. 11:43.907 --> 11:46.530 Listen to this, Ben. 11:47.971 --> 11:49.132 Yes, master. 11:50.173 --> 11:51.834 Rise. 11:51.914 --> 11:52.335 Rise? 11:53.395 --> 11:54.697 They're bringing back Rise? 11:54.917 --> 11:59.461 My favorite channel for breakfast program with Ian Lee and that bird from Big Brother? 12:00.001 --> 12:01.422 I love Rise. 12:02.023 --> 12:06.187 I will motivate the armies of the universe to bring back Rise! 12:09.793 --> 12:13.596 Now basically it's just a lot of spaceships flying very close to each other. 12:13.616 --> 12:14.597 A lot of loud explosions. 12:14.637 --> 12:17.600 Wookie soldiers waving their jub-jub sticks in the air. 12:18.020 --> 12:19.462 Not sure they're actually called jub-jub sticks. 12:20.062 --> 12:22.324 Natalie Portman with Princess Leia buns. 12:23.205 --> 12:24.006 Snogging Anakin. 12:25.046 --> 12:26.348 Yoda drawing his lightsaber. 12:27.889 --> 12:28.810 Man with very bad teeth. 12:30.325 --> 12:31.827 Wow, and there it is, that's it. 12:32.047 --> 12:32.328 Yeah. 12:32.708 --> 12:33.449 I'm exhausted. 12:33.950 --> 12:35.772 Could you imagine the sort of thing that was happening there, Adam? 12:36.253 --> 12:37.294 Yeah, they're bringing back Rise. 12:37.395 --> 12:39.698 They're bringing back Rise. 12:39.938 --> 12:43.382 Isn't that the most deep throaty voice you've ever heard in a trailer ever? 12:43.903 --> 12:45.045 Rise. 12:45.505 --> 12:47.107 Oh, that's actually a bit adenoidal. 12:47.227 --> 12:48.328 That's revolting, isn't it? 12:48.449 --> 12:48.669 Yeah. 12:48.689 --> 12:49.550 I've got a bit of a sore throat. 12:49.670 --> 12:55.496 You see, the skill that guy has is he can make it that low, but also make it sound kind of macho and crunchy. 12:55.576 --> 12:56.197 That's Ian Lee. 12:56.578 --> 12:56.838 Is it? 12:56.978 --> 12:57.058 Yeah. 12:57.158 --> 12:58.340 Is he doing Darth Vader's voice? 12:58.360 --> 12:59.721 Yeah, he's amazingly adaptable. 12:59.841 --> 13:00.722 Right. 13:01.603 --> 13:02.865 Does it look exciting? 13:04.146 --> 13:07.948 Yeah, it looks the same, but different colours and different combinations. 13:08.329 --> 13:10.050 But this is the dark one, isn't it? 13:10.070 --> 13:24.020 This is the dark one, and there's a particular shot that kind of annoys me, where they show, what's his name, Hayden Christensen, turning evil, and it's an over-the-shoulder shot, and he's got his hood up, and he turns towards the camera, and what do they do to show you he's evil? 13:24.841 --> 13:28.783 How can you make somebody evil with one simple move? 13:28.843 --> 13:29.884 I thought it was the hooded top. 13:29.944 --> 13:31.885 That's what usually tips people off to evilness. 13:32.045 --> 13:32.645 Coloured eyes. 13:32.865 --> 13:33.626 Coloured eyes. 13:33.666 --> 13:34.266 Yellow eyes. 13:34.286 --> 13:36.967 Isn't that always the way in life when someone goes evil their eyes go yellow? 13:37.167 --> 13:38.088 Or red usually. 13:38.208 --> 13:40.369 Usually red in Star Wars it's yellow, but it's like The Omen isn't it? 13:40.409 --> 13:43.410 Or the end of a bad film where there's going to be a sequel and the baby's born and it goes... 13:44.551 --> 13:45.171 and his eyes are all red. 13:45.231 --> 13:45.871 Right, there you go. 13:45.931 --> 13:47.011 Red, yeah, that's right. 13:47.071 --> 13:49.192 Red is pretty much the devil. 13:49.312 --> 13:54.333 If your eyes go red, you're in the, you know, payment of Satan. 13:54.593 --> 13:58.833 If your eyes go yellow, is it a more sort of animal evil, a more bestial evil? 13:58.993 --> 14:00.494 Yeah, it's something- You're like a sort of wolf. 14:00.514 --> 14:01.154 That's right. 14:01.534 --> 14:03.134 You're just a renegade, a maverick. 14:03.294 --> 14:06.235 And if your eyes go blue, it means you've got ice powers. 14:06.875 --> 14:08.515 Has that ever happened in life? 14:08.815 --> 14:12.576 Is there a precedent in life for evil people's eyes going a funny colour? 14:13.476 --> 14:13.796 Yeah. 14:14.269 --> 14:14.770 Yeah, there is. 14:14.790 --> 14:15.551 Great. 14:15.811 --> 14:16.152 OK. 14:16.372 --> 14:17.113 Let's leave it at that. 14:17.193 --> 14:17.654 OK then. 14:17.854 --> 14:18.174 Brilliant. 14:18.234 --> 14:19.056 Glad we've solved that. 14:19.396 --> 14:19.917 Kings of Leon. 14:33.683 --> 14:37.284 Is he talking about going bald? 14:37.304 --> 14:39.724 18, balding starts. 14:40.164 --> 14:40.644 I don't know. 14:40.665 --> 14:44.425 Well, the Kings of Leon are one of those bands where I don't even attempt to comprehend the lyrics. 14:44.685 --> 14:47.866 They're very her-suit, so I don't suppose baldness is a problem for them. 14:48.186 --> 14:48.326 No. 14:48.346 --> 14:52.367 But maybe it's a song written out of anxiety, like, what if we were to go bald? 14:52.407 --> 14:53.587 Would our fans desert us? 14:53.667 --> 14:56.728 Well, often people who are going bald grow their hair very long. 14:57.448 --> 14:58.590 in order to comb it forward. 14:58.670 --> 14:59.551 Like Bill Bailey? 14:59.811 --> 15:04.736 Yeah, exactly, because it hides the retreating bits, you know, at the sides. 15:04.756 --> 15:05.717 I don't know what they're called. 15:06.237 --> 15:06.958 Retreating bits? 15:07.078 --> 15:07.959 Retreating bits, yeah. 15:07.979 --> 15:09.641 Yeah, that's what they're called. 15:09.841 --> 15:17.669 Coming up after the break, we have the first of our competitions here on the Adam and Joe XFM show, and it's mummification. 15:17.749 --> 15:18.390 Very simple. 15:18.450 --> 15:19.171 All you have to do is 15:19.691 --> 15:21.912 decode what my ma is rambling about. 15:21.932 --> 15:24.012 She's talking about a well-known personality this week. 15:24.032 --> 15:24.692 It's very easy. 15:25.092 --> 15:26.512 And if you know, all you have to do is give us a call. 15:26.532 --> 15:26.792 0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9. 15:27.133 --> 15:31.954 Stand by those phones. 15:31.974 --> 15:32.734 What can they win? 15:33.094 --> 15:34.214 And they will win. 15:34.234 --> 15:34.634 Not them. 15:35.754 --> 15:36.854 Don't they win these DVDs? 15:37.055 --> 15:38.155 They win the Google whack. 15:38.555 --> 15:42.036 A copy of Dave Gorman's Google whack adventure on DVD. 15:42.356 --> 15:45.416 Which is supposed to be very, very good and very funny. 15:46.136 --> 15:47.517 So stay by your phones. 15:47.557 --> 15:48.597 We'll be right back after this. 15:53.481 --> 15:56.304 That's Kasabian with Process Beats here on XFN. 15:56.324 --> 15:57.305 This is Adam and Joe. 15:57.805 --> 16:00.868 It's competition time, ladies and gentlemen. 16:07.879 --> 16:10.902 Oh yeah, it's a very, very, very easy one, I think, this week. 16:11.002 --> 16:16.108 I might have to do a few more of these with my ma, because she's getting too good at just describing things. 16:16.729 --> 16:18.430 Her mind is unaddling itself. 16:18.811 --> 16:22.354 So all you have to do is figure out who my mum is talking about. 16:22.374 --> 16:27.240 She's talking about a very well-known personality who's kind of in the news at the moment. 16:27.260 --> 16:28.181 Can I ask you a question? 16:28.281 --> 16:28.501 Go on then. 16:28.641 --> 16:32.384 When you first recorded these mummification things, was your mum a little bit tipsy and tired? 16:32.745 --> 16:33.966 No, you know what, she wasn't. 16:34.286 --> 16:35.247 She does sound it. 16:35.387 --> 16:37.229 Because her voice is a bit slurred. 16:37.549 --> 16:37.829 Yeah. 16:37.849 --> 16:39.231 Or was a bit slurred in the first ones. 16:39.271 --> 16:41.533 This one, she sounds a bit more compass mentis. 16:41.793 --> 16:47.799 I think she just got quite relaxed and I've got a big couch at home and she's just... 16:48.499 --> 16:53.405 sank into the couch, and as soon as she sits in the couch, she starts thinking about sleeping. 16:53.705 --> 16:56.428 Because she's got to that age. 16:56.468 --> 16:58.811 And she enters that state of mummification. 16:58.871 --> 16:59.652 Yeah, exactly. 16:59.772 --> 17:02.796 You want to do that more, and you maybe want to get her a little bit tipsy. 17:02.996 --> 17:03.496 Okay then. 17:03.837 --> 17:04.938 But I'm looking forward to hearing this one. 17:04.978 --> 17:07.221 I don't know what this is, so I'm going to play along with everybody at home. 17:07.521 --> 17:08.102 Alright. 17:10.783 --> 17:17.667 So the number to call if you know who my mum is talking about is 0871-222-1049. 17:17.847 --> 17:18.887 Now who's she going on about? 17:19.147 --> 17:25.771 I first saw him many years ago on Top of the Pops which I used to watch with my children. 17:26.908 --> 17:30.672 and really enjoyed and this must have been about 20 years ago I guess. 17:31.452 --> 17:38.899 At the time I thought there were all sorts of others that were much much better than he and his band at that time. 17:39.605 --> 17:44.908 But I thought they were very kind of mediocre, really, and would have sunk without trace. 17:45.809 --> 17:48.911 If it hadn't been for the main singer, was he the main singer? 17:49.051 --> 17:49.431 I don't know. 17:49.912 --> 17:56.356 Who then went on to do great things with charity work and raising money. 17:58.456 --> 18:18.395 mediocre yeah mediocre mediocre um yeah yeah yeah you know it's it's anyway uh so that's easy who who is she i know who it was of course you do everyone does i want to win dave gorgon's gorgon dave gorman's google wack adventure gorgon that's the prize up on offer as has he got his sideburns in that 18:19.116 --> 18:23.037 Yeah, he's got a whole sort of 70s TV presenter beard sort of thing going on. 18:23.897 --> 18:25.557 So that's in his ludicrous hair days. 18:25.597 --> 18:28.958 He's always got some ludicrous facial hair furniture going on, doesn't he, Gorman? 18:29.098 --> 18:30.258 He does, but that's what's at stake. 18:30.278 --> 18:36.839 You could win a copy of Dave Gorman's Google Wack Adventure if you call 08712221049 if you know who that was. 18:36.939 --> 18:37.919 We'll be right back after this. 18:37.959 --> 18:38.719 Now, who's this, Joe? 18:38.739 --> 18:40.060 This isn't a free play of ours. 18:40.680 --> 18:41.120 Who've we got? 18:41.400 --> 18:42.000 Oh, is it my one? 18:42.020 --> 18:42.500 Yes, your one. 18:42.560 --> 18:44.660 Yeah, well, this is just a celebratory Saturday song. 18:44.680 --> 18:47.341 This is Tell Us Soul with the roller skating jam named Saturday. 19:02.341 --> 19:05.102 And funnily enough, that is one of my Mars favourite songs. 19:05.182 --> 19:05.662 Is it really? 19:05.682 --> 19:07.863 Yeah, Roller Skating Jam Named Saturday by De La Soul. 19:07.883 --> 19:09.024 And do you know what it is Saturday? 19:09.044 --> 19:09.944 Isn't that a clever choice? 19:10.024 --> 19:11.184 It's Saturday and it's a nice day. 19:11.204 --> 19:11.985 Yeah. 19:12.105 --> 19:16.306 And I just thought it'd be an exciting, uplifting song to hear, you know, because it's a beautiful day. 19:16.446 --> 19:16.966 Absolutely. 19:17.507 --> 19:26.090 Oh, and it's a lovely day to give away some DVDs of Dave Gorman's Google Wack adventure, which will bring internet-based nerd fun to, uh... Everybody. 19:26.270 --> 19:26.870 Your living room. 19:26.890 --> 19:27.370 Yeah, your living room. 19:27.390 --> 19:28.571 So we've got two callers on the line, right? 19:28.791 --> 19:29.011 Yes. 19:29.131 --> 19:29.751 Who's first? 19:30.111 --> 19:31.052 I think Joanne is first. 19:31.092 --> 19:31.552 Hello, Joanne. 19:31.969 --> 19:32.630 Hello there. 19:33.210 --> 19:33.991 Thank you for calling. 19:34.892 --> 19:35.532 You're welcome. 19:35.592 --> 19:36.193 How are you? 19:36.533 --> 19:37.774 Very well, thank you, Joanne. 19:38.415 --> 19:46.963 Now, before you reveal who your guest is, if that was a very badly said sentence, but could you talk us through some of your reasoning? 19:47.783 --> 19:50.746 Well, I thought it was Paul Weller in the end, but it was a wild guest. 19:51.687 --> 19:54.509 Twenty years ago he was in the jam, wasn't he, roughly? 19:54.529 --> 19:55.991 Yeah, the end of it. 19:57.433 --> 20:05.276 that's my guess and I saw him in Berlin a couple of weeks ago and he's been in the news because he's lost his stroke and had a very bad throat infection. 20:05.296 --> 20:09.498 So, but listen, what was it that Adam's mum said that made you think it might be Weller? 20:10.938 --> 20:13.059 It was this sort of old Top of the Pop stuff, wasn't it? 20:16.475 --> 20:18.536 And you fixated probably on the mediocreness. 20:18.817 --> 20:20.178 Yeah. 20:20.398 --> 20:22.680 You know, did you like the way Adam's mum pronounced the word? 20:22.860 --> 20:24.401 Midi- mediocre. 20:24.702 --> 20:31.247 I thought if we could, this is another idea, but if we could, you know, there's words that parents always pronounce in a different way, like that. 20:31.488 --> 20:38.574 If we could collect enough words, we could trick one of your parents into saying a sentence with all these words in and see how many they say in a funny way. 20:39.014 --> 20:41.616 Midi- mediocre would be one of them anyway. 20:42.617 --> 20:45.000 Joanne, sorry to spin it out there, but you're wrong. 20:45.240 --> 20:46.822 You're wrong about that. 20:46.842 --> 20:47.343 Sorry, Joanne. 20:47.363 --> 20:50.607 But you can have a Dave Gorman Google Wack Adventure DVD anyway. 20:50.627 --> 20:51.888 Thank you. 20:52.409 --> 20:54.191 Yeah, sorry, what was your child saying? 20:54.692 --> 20:57.335 Natalie and Russell is also here. 20:57.715 --> 20:58.476 You can't hear him. 20:58.717 --> 20:59.758 What are they trying to say? 20:59.778 --> 21:02.141 No, Natalie's just shouting what we've won. 21:02.489 --> 21:03.070 What have you won? 21:03.110 --> 21:05.533 Tell her Dave Gorman's Google wack adventure. 21:05.553 --> 21:06.835 Let's see what she says to that. 21:06.875 --> 21:08.817 Go on, tell her. 21:08.837 --> 21:11.581 She's gonna get all excited because she'll think, oh, it's like the Gruffalo or something. 21:11.621 --> 21:12.382 Can't we get through that? 21:14.068 --> 21:14.608 No, we can't. 21:14.628 --> 21:15.389 It's too big to post. 21:15.409 --> 21:16.469 We won't tell you what it was. 21:16.509 --> 21:17.890 OK, well, you've got a fantastic DVD. 21:17.950 --> 21:18.891 Oh, thank you anyway. 21:18.931 --> 21:19.871 The kids are going to love it. 21:19.911 --> 21:23.493 Kids love eccentric browsing on the internet. 21:23.533 --> 21:25.194 And crazy men with facial hair. 21:25.214 --> 21:26.735 Thanks for calling, Joanne. 21:26.795 --> 21:28.176 Thanks very much indeed for calling, Joanne. 21:28.216 --> 21:29.096 Who else have we got, Jo? 21:29.256 --> 21:30.117 I think we've got Sam. 21:30.397 --> 21:30.817 Hey, Sam. 21:31.457 --> 21:31.998 Hiya. 21:32.178 --> 21:32.738 How you doing? 21:32.778 --> 21:33.498 Thanks for holding on. 21:33.518 --> 21:34.579 That's OK. 21:34.739 --> 21:37.540 Now, Sam, who do you think my mum was talking about just then? 21:38.081 --> 21:40.342 Well, I thought it was Bob Geldof. 21:41.022 --> 21:41.523 Geldof? 21:41.543 --> 21:42.143 Why do you think that? 21:42.836 --> 21:45.805 Well, mediocre obviously, no, that's mean. 21:46.126 --> 21:50.699 I thought because 20 years ago, and in the news at the moment, Father for Justice, 21:51.969 --> 22:16.708 charity that was the key thing wasn't it that was the giveaway the charity work absolutely correct that was brilliant yeah very very well done indeed so listen you're you know according to the logic of this we give you david uh gort david every time i read it out i say a different thing isn't it exciting dave gorman's google wack adventure but if we gave the person who lost dave gorman's google wack adventure surely we should give the person who won something more 22:18.644 --> 22:19.565 this out to me. 22:19.825 --> 22:25.851 Well your boyfriend's right, we could give you two copies of Dave Gorman's Google Whack Adventure. 22:25.911 --> 22:29.214 What about 28 copies of Dave Gorman's Google Whack Adventure? 22:29.594 --> 22:37.481 And then you could set up a little stall and you could glue some little bits of carpet onto the side of your face and pretend that you're Dave Gorman and tell them. 22:38.182 --> 22:44.547 I'd try to go see him and he wouldn't let me in because I was late so I didn't see Google Whack Live. 22:45.208 --> 22:49.497 Well, you're better off on DVD because the kind of people that go and see him, they frankly have bad odor. 22:49.697 --> 22:52.703 Wait, he personally banned you from coming in the auditorium? 22:53.224 --> 22:56.691 Well, not me per se, but apparently no latecomers were allowed in. 22:59.107 --> 23:00.208 OK, you know what we're going to do? 23:00.228 --> 23:01.470 We're going to give you three copies. 23:02.471 --> 23:05.053 Three copies of Dave Gorman's Google Work Adventure. 23:05.153 --> 23:05.994 Hey, you know what? 23:06.355 --> 23:08.016 Do you want a copy of the Adam and Jo DVD? 23:08.337 --> 23:09.318 I would love one. 23:09.718 --> 23:13.402 Can I just ask, why don't you already have one? 23:13.802 --> 23:18.167 Because I've been waiting for my boyfriend's wife for Christmas. 23:18.187 --> 23:20.149 The sales of our DVD are going to rocket at Christmas. 23:20.209 --> 23:20.610 Rocket! 23:21.750 --> 23:22.190 So there you go. 23:22.210 --> 23:23.490 You get four amazing DVDs. 23:23.510 --> 23:26.271 Well, one amazing DVD and three Dave Gorman DVDs. 23:27.011 --> 23:27.552 Congratulations. 23:27.572 --> 23:28.572 Thanks very much for calling. 23:28.592 --> 23:29.432 Thank you. 23:29.472 --> 23:30.072 Bye-bye, Sam. 23:30.652 --> 23:31.153 Bye, Sam. 23:31.373 --> 23:33.233 That was my modification for this week. 23:33.273 --> 23:38.675 Coming up in the second hour of the show, we have got Crap Commentary Corner, where we play you a sample from a movie commentary. 23:38.695 --> 23:40.375 You have to guess what it is, and it's a really good one this week. 23:40.675 --> 23:41.135 Very difficult. 23:41.195 --> 23:44.057 Quite the grumpiest person I've ever heard on a DVD commentary. 23:44.217 --> 23:44.817 An oldster? 23:45.137 --> 23:45.878 An oldster. 23:46.778 --> 23:53.302 Somebody who respects the truth and veracity in movies doesn't find it in the movie he's commentating over and tells it like it is. 23:53.942 --> 23:54.383 Wow. 23:54.443 --> 23:55.543 That's crap commentary calling up. 23:55.563 --> 23:56.684 Jim Belushi? 23:56.724 --> 23:58.125 It's a good guess, Adam, but it's not Belushi. 23:58.145 --> 23:58.585 Oh, okay. 23:59.065 --> 24:01.026 Plus we've got some great music in the second half of the show, right? 24:01.326 --> 24:02.627 Absolutely, amazing stuff. 24:02.647 --> 24:05.848 We've got a 90s classic coming your way from Tupac. 24:06.729 --> 24:15.133 A lot of amazing music as well from the likes of The Streets, The Green Day, The Snow Patrol, The Black Keys, The Zoutons, etc. 24:16.293 --> 24:17.654 So stick with Adam and Joe here on XFN. 24:27.130 --> 24:29.752 That's Keen with one of their wicked songs. 24:29.812 --> 24:31.433 That one's called This Is The Last Time. 24:31.473 --> 24:34.175 This is Adam and Joe on XFM London's 104.9. 24:34.215 --> 24:38.778 Remember, you can text us on 83XFM or email us, adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk. 24:39.059 --> 24:40.620 I think they're better at the slow numbers, Keen. 24:41.760 --> 24:42.461 Oh, I like that one. 24:42.681 --> 24:44.182 Yeah, I think they're better when they're slower. 24:44.583 --> 24:44.803 Yeah, yeah. 24:44.883 --> 24:45.543 That's just me. 24:45.863 --> 24:45.963 OK. 24:46.964 --> 24:52.626 So we were discussing there Adam's mum's weird pronunciation of the word mediocre. 24:53.066 --> 24:54.126 Mediocre, she says. 24:54.327 --> 24:56.507 Mid-yoker, she said there in mummification. 24:56.787 --> 25:05.970 And we've had a very nice text from somebody who will remain nameless because he hasn't sent his name, or she, who says his dad aloo-min-um. 25:06.470 --> 25:06.971 Aluminium. 25:06.991 --> 25:08.351 Well that's how the Americans say it, isn't it? 25:08.391 --> 25:09.932 Aluminium instead of aluminium. 25:11.412 --> 25:12.872 We were trying to think of some others. 25:13.733 --> 25:15.293 How do your parents describe pizza? 25:15.813 --> 25:21.254 Well, we talked about this years ago, but my mother-in-law calls it pizza. 25:21.614 --> 25:22.055 Pizza. 25:22.375 --> 25:23.635 Would you like a slice of pizza? 25:23.895 --> 25:26.696 And is that the correct Italian pronunciation or something? 25:26.936 --> 25:27.856 I have no idea. 25:27.996 --> 25:29.096 I would say not. 25:29.896 --> 25:31.637 The Italians would call it pizza, wouldn't they? 25:31.677 --> 25:32.077 Pizza. 25:32.897 --> 25:35.118 And they also... That's because that's Italian, the Italian speak. 25:35.178 --> 25:36.978 That's right! 25:37.258 --> 25:43.360 And they, her parents also, my wife's parents also insist on referring to rosé wine as rosé. 25:44.120 --> 25:44.980 That's just mad. 25:45.040 --> 25:45.960 Like that, rosé. 25:46.200 --> 25:51.462 But they'll be talking completely normally and then suddenly the word rosé will come up and they'll say, oh would you like a bit of rosé? 25:52.857 --> 25:59.958 So what we want you to do is text us in words that kind of the older generation, or people you know, insist on pronouncing in a weird way. 26:00.759 --> 26:10.081 83XFM, we're going to try and build up a list and then we're going to try and trick Bad Dad, or maybe Adam's mum, into reading this sentence and see how many he mispronounces. 26:10.101 --> 26:11.061 It's going to be amazing. 26:11.221 --> 26:21.563 Speaking of my dad, he is obsessed by the concept of saying, rather than necessarily, which most people would say, he insists that the correct pronunciation is necessarily. 26:23.044 --> 26:24.867 So you just speed through the beginning? 26:25.247 --> 26:28.352 Instead of speed through the middle, how would you describe that pronunciation? 26:29.313 --> 26:30.755 Umm... contracted? 26:31.838 --> 26:36.781 But to me, it's such a bizarre pronunciation, you can't even describe how to pronounce it, so it must be wrong. 26:36.921 --> 26:43.586 Do you know, it's not as if he's putting emphasis on one syllable or another, it's just to do with the speed with which he says it. 26:43.606 --> 26:48.129 Well, to break it down, he reckons the word is comprised of two basic parts. 26:48.349 --> 26:49.830 Necess and really. 26:50.591 --> 26:51.231 Necess-really. 26:51.251 --> 26:51.711 Necess-really. 26:51.731 --> 26:54.533 So he doesn't say the error, necessarily. 26:54.873 --> 26:56.374 So he's actually removed a syllable. 26:56.595 --> 27:00.097 Yeah, but he reckons that including the syllable is itself an error. 27:00.237 --> 27:01.438 Does he say buzz-dop? 27:02.138 --> 27:02.839 What? 27:02.899 --> 27:05.081 Does it say, I'll meet you at the buzzdop? 27:05.341 --> 27:06.121 No, who does? 27:06.302 --> 27:06.522 Me. 27:06.542 --> 27:12.707 Because we can start inventing words that our generation can say weirdly and I think we should start with buzzdop. 27:12.927 --> 27:14.188 Okay, I'm up for buzzdop. 27:14.448 --> 27:18.571 Which buzzdop are you getting on the buzz- oh, I don't know. 27:32.461 --> 27:34.402 Yeah, yeah, that's U2 with Vertigo. 27:34.422 --> 27:42.106 That wouldn't be nearly so bad if it wasn't for the- I mean, that's a good song, obviously, but I'd like it even more if it wasn't for the yeah, yeah, yeahs at the end, which just seem to be trying a bit too hard. 27:42.446 --> 27:47.148 Before the break, you heard Take the Skinheads Bowling by Campervan- Campervan Beethoven. 27:47.648 --> 27:50.750 Another free play of ours here on the show this week on XFM. 27:51.230 --> 27:52.270 Now, Joe, who have we got on the line? 27:52.711 --> 27:58.634 Well, Jonathan Ross is on the line because this whole mispronounced word thing has exploded. 27:58.674 --> 27:59.454 It's taken off. 27:59.634 --> 28:00.755 It's got a life of its own. 28:00.875 --> 28:01.555 It's a phenomena. 28:01.735 --> 28:06.478 We played mummification and in mummification, Adam's mum mispronounced the word mediocre. 28:06.498 --> 28:14.863 She said mediocre, so we were just discussing words that parents, people in the older generation or friends, pronounce in a different and annoying way. 28:15.103 --> 28:15.804 Are you there, Jonathan? 28:17.384 --> 28:18.505 You sound miles away. 28:18.525 --> 28:19.386 He's distant. 28:22.087 --> 28:22.668 There we go. 28:22.688 --> 28:24.369 Yeah, that's much better. 28:24.389 --> 28:24.949 Thanks for calling. 28:24.969 --> 28:25.709 God bless you. 28:31.078 --> 28:32.038 I know, it was, wasn't it? 28:32.118 --> 28:37.119 It was just, it was awkward and embarrassing, because I was obviously nervous and the audience were nervous. 28:37.179 --> 28:38.300 It got back towards the end though, didn't it? 28:38.780 --> 28:39.200 Well, yeah. 28:39.380 --> 28:40.480 Oh, you'd stopped listening, didn't you? 28:41.060 --> 28:42.000 Yeah. 28:42.220 --> 28:46.361 So listen, I know I'm enjoying this, mummification's great, and here's the words I would like to chip in. 28:46.401 --> 28:48.742 My father always used to pronounce salt salt. 28:49.462 --> 28:52.503 He used to pronounce the salt, and it was really annoying. 28:52.783 --> 28:55.023 It was just such a small, squashed vowel, but that was enough. 28:55.323 --> 28:57.204 He also used to say, mustache. 28:57.744 --> 28:59.024 That's just ridiculous. 29:00.927 --> 29:01.528 Mustache? 29:01.868 --> 29:06.592 Mustache, but the best one we heard was we were out once with a friend of ours, who you know, Emily, I know you know her. 29:06.612 --> 29:06.852 Yeah. 29:06.872 --> 29:23.425 She overheard a guy in a restaurant, a nice middle class man, and he was out with his kids, and he was chasing them around the restaurant, it was a Sunday afternoon, you know, he was having a nice time, and he was chasing them, and he was overdoing it all because he was saying, come on kids, I'm gonna catch you, that air storm monster is coming, that air storm monster! 29:24.686 --> 29:26.287 Was that not just for the benefit of the kids? 29:28.183 --> 29:37.365 the sort of bloke you can see when he's loading from head to toe, he always can has restaurant, restaurant, because then when he left he went, come on then Tommy, come on Molly, Narnia's going to start soon. 29:38.885 --> 29:43.446 I think that he probably comes from the same universe as my mother-in-law, talking about rousie. 29:44.486 --> 29:51.927 So how about, we've had quite a lot of texts on this Jonathan, we've got somebody who says that a relative pronounces crisps, crips. 29:52.447 --> 29:53.967 That's horrible, that's a bit creepy. 29:53.987 --> 29:55.748 That's quite a common one, crips isn't it? 29:55.788 --> 29:58.148 It's not people kind of like doing it just to be sweet. 29:59.284 --> 30:01.406 Well, it's probably more like just people being thick, isn't it? 30:01.426 --> 30:06.129 It's like George Bush and a lot of other people who are unable to say nuclear and say nuclear. 30:06.670 --> 30:10.213 Well, you hear someone say a newscaster, instead of saying cocaine, they say c-c-cune. 30:11.394 --> 30:11.634 What? 30:11.674 --> 30:12.214 C-c-c-c-cune? 30:12.374 --> 30:14.816 Listen, have you never heard people say c-c-c-c-cune? 30:14.876 --> 30:15.437 C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cune? 30:15.891 --> 30:20.374 If I'm the government donut, he'll say, he'll go, and you know, I did that because that was Len Henry's thing. 30:20.874 --> 30:22.636 It was his funniest thing. 30:22.676 --> 30:28.480 He said, he used to say, and he used to say, obviously four million pounds of gin. 30:28.620 --> 30:30.281 But he pronounces everything weird, doesn't he? 30:30.301 --> 30:32.042 He's got the weirdest intonation in the world. 30:32.442 --> 30:33.903 Well, it's his own though, isn't it? 30:33.963 --> 30:35.645 Maybe he thought, you know, this will make me memorable. 30:35.985 --> 30:36.465 Well, yes. 30:36.745 --> 30:43.110 And how about, how about the word stereo, which dads often pronounce stereo? 30:43.130 --> 30:44.511 Stereo, stereo. 30:44.531 --> 30:44.891 Stereo? 30:46.704 --> 30:49.806 So they would pronounce posh so they can't help it. 30:49.826 --> 30:51.206 They speak posh even if they're not posh. 30:51.226 --> 30:56.289 Your daddy isn't really posh at posh at the minute, but he's sort of like, you know, has a posh outlook on life. 30:56.549 --> 30:57.270 Yeah, no, he does. 30:57.990 --> 31:02.012 He's spiritually. 31:02.032 --> 31:04.273 He speaks basically, he speaks correctly. 31:04.494 --> 31:05.654 What are you really doing here? 31:05.674 --> 31:06.495 You know what you're really doing? 31:06.935 --> 31:08.536 You're celebrating mediocrity. 31:08.936 --> 31:10.437 That's absolutely true, mediocrity. 31:10.897 --> 31:16.180 And in fact, we've already been corrected on our pronunciation of pronunciation, which is actually of course pronounced pronunciation. 31:18.148 --> 31:21.878 Have you got, what a sound of sheep in the background Jonathan. 31:23.586 --> 31:25.567 Ah, that's amazing. 31:26.408 --> 31:30.090 So Jonathan, you're back home after your radio show, what does the rest of the afternoon hold for you? 31:30.430 --> 31:36.854 Very little, I'm going to lie around like a fat sultan, like an old Turkish sultan, being afraid to face sweets meets by my children. 31:37.074 --> 31:42.378 If they make any mistake when carrying the sweets tempted morsel to my mouth, I should shout at them and send them to bed early. 31:42.698 --> 31:45.339 Ah, listen Jonathan, but why don't you invite us around one day? 31:45.560 --> 31:46.580 We haven't seen you for ages. 31:46.820 --> 31:51.183 Keep in mind Joe, when he never comes, and you've got too many children to come out now Adam, you stay at home looking after your children. 31:51.621 --> 31:58.864 It's true, although me and my wife sat down this... You know, we've really got to start getting out more because you and I are just beginning to argue quite a lot. 31:59.064 --> 32:00.905 Well, Wednesday night, I'm going out for my birthday. 32:00.925 --> 32:01.625 Do you want to come out then? 32:01.765 --> 32:02.526 That would be great, yeah. 32:02.586 --> 32:03.066 Yes, please. 32:08.118 --> 32:35.385 has to spoil it has to ruin it he starts off with a dig and he ends up with a dig with a stab there you go listen if you've got any mispronounced words by dads or the older generation do text us 83 XFM you're listening to Adam and Joe on XFM London's 104.9 you see I press it yeah it just doesn't start it's exciting so I was trying to make it all slick and then there's a little pause here's baby shambles 32:40.338 --> 32:53.267 XFM, XFM, XFM Yes it's XFM and it's in London, London, London 33:04.386 --> 33:04.967 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 33:05.027 --> 33:07.348 That's the Zutons with confusion. 33:07.569 --> 33:10.611 Sounding a little bit like, uh, Beautiful South there, I thought. 33:10.831 --> 33:12.092 Is that an insult, Adam Butler? 33:12.112 --> 33:12.473 No, it's not. 33:12.493 --> 33:13.313 I like the Beautiful South. 33:13.353 --> 33:14.454 Do you like the Beautiful South? 33:14.774 --> 33:17.116 Uh, they're not my favourite, but I- No, you don't like the Beautiful South. 33:17.136 --> 33:17.417 I do! 33:17.517 --> 33:17.857 I do! 33:17.877 --> 33:18.558 Come on, come on, come on. 33:18.598 --> 33:20.579 Hey, just because I don't buy them, I hate them. 33:20.779 --> 33:22.641 Did they do, uh, Think for a Minute? 33:23.181 --> 33:24.122 No, that was the House Martins. 33:24.222 --> 33:24.562 Oh, really? 33:24.602 --> 33:26.124 That's when I stopped buying the Beautiful South. 33:27.985 --> 33:31.306 Okay, this is Adam and Joe on XFM London's 104.9. 33:31.987 --> 33:37.309 Coming up is Crap Commentary Corner, where we record some commentary from a movie. 33:37.329 --> 33:39.730 You have to guess who's talking and what the movie is. 33:39.970 --> 33:40.910 Are we gonna do this now, Adam? 33:41.190 --> 33:42.911 We're not gonna do it right now, we're gonna do it after the next song. 33:43.431 --> 33:45.732 OK, but stand by your clothes, that's a little tease. 33:45.792 --> 33:46.492 So the number is 0871-221049. 33:46.512 --> 33:51.934 You've got a very special screening of The Incredibles this Wednesday night. 33:51.954 --> 33:53.615 The Incredibles is brilliant. 33:53.955 --> 33:58.816 It's one of these films that's going to be marketed with a sort of suffocating barrage of nonsense. 33:59.257 --> 34:00.577 But it is actually really good. 34:00.717 --> 34:01.959 It's a Pixar animation. 34:01.999 --> 34:02.679 It's a Pixar animation. 34:02.720 --> 34:07.065 It's directed by Brad Bird, the guy that made the Iron Giant, which was a lovely hand-animated film. 34:07.105 --> 34:08.447 Came out about seven or eight years ago. 34:08.507 --> 34:08.727 Maybe. 34:08.867 --> 34:09.348 Maybe five. 34:09.488 --> 34:09.828 I don't know. 34:09.988 --> 34:10.189 Yeah. 34:10.409 --> 34:10.910 Underrated. 34:11.030 --> 34:12.411 But Incredibles is terrific. 34:12.491 --> 34:13.152 Really, really good. 34:13.513 --> 34:15.055 And we're going to give quite a lot of tickets away. 34:15.095 --> 34:16.016 So this isn't just four. 34:16.176 --> 34:17.037 This is four tickets. 34:17.337 --> 34:18.339 So you and what? 34:18.459 --> 34:19.039 Five tickets? 34:20.114 --> 34:20.814 Four pairs? 34:20.834 --> 34:22.075 That's eight. 34:22.135 --> 34:24.095 So you and like seven friends could go? 34:24.175 --> 34:24.895 You and McGregor. 34:25.256 --> 34:26.476 You and McGregor. 34:26.736 --> 34:27.136 Could go. 34:27.516 --> 34:27.856 Wow. 34:28.036 --> 34:30.337 He could go on his bike with Charlie Borman. 34:33.078 --> 34:33.318 Yes. 34:33.398 --> 34:34.578 So that's a big prize. 34:34.618 --> 34:36.419 It's basically a party, an Incredibles party. 34:36.899 --> 34:39.720 The only downside is it's at Whitley's of Bayswater. 34:39.780 --> 34:40.220 Whitley's? 34:40.960 --> 34:41.380 I don't know. 34:41.440 --> 34:42.320 Your mum might say Whitley's. 34:42.340 --> 34:47.442 The only downside to that is that there's so much great shopping to do that you'll lose a lot of money. 34:47.782 --> 34:51.464 It's a fine screen and it's a wonderful shopping experience. 34:51.484 --> 34:51.764 Brilliant. 34:51.784 --> 34:54.366 So stay tuned for that crap commentary corner coming up any second. 34:54.406 --> 35:07.973 Also forgot to say about the Zutons, they are one of many fantastic bands who will be appearing at the XFM Winter Warmer, a kind of amazing mini festival taking place at the Hammersmith Apollo on the 5th of December, Sunday the 5th of December. 35:08.393 --> 35:09.654 I think we'll be there as well. 35:09.674 --> 35:10.434 We're going to be there. 35:10.494 --> 35:15.036 We agreed to introduce one of the bands, but it seems we might have been dumped. 35:16.397 --> 35:17.898 Lila, our producer, doesn't know anything about us. 35:17.918 --> 35:19.578 I bet Justin Lee College is introducing one of the bands. 35:19.618 --> 35:21.159 I've seen him wandering around there like one of them. 35:21.199 --> 35:21.719 Is he? 35:21.779 --> 35:23.880 Yeah, like the Abominable Snowman wandering around the office there. 35:24.220 --> 35:25.200 He's probably introducing something. 35:25.701 --> 35:29.842 And the whole thing is going to be opened with, did you just say this, the winner of the Rock School competition? 35:29.862 --> 35:30.262 I didn't know. 35:30.282 --> 35:31.383 You see, I want to be there just for that. 35:31.583 --> 35:31.943 Yeah. 35:32.343 --> 35:34.284 Man, that is some of the stuff. 35:34.524 --> 35:40.406 I don't know if we can play any of the entries that Christian O'Connell's been getting, but some of those things are amazing. 35:41.126 --> 35:44.508 There's one like, there's this kid doing a version of the White Stripes. 35:45.848 --> 35:46.048 song. 35:46.068 --> 35:46.509 What's it called? 35:46.809 --> 35:47.230 I don't know. 35:47.250 --> 35:48.271 I don't know whether we can play it. 35:48.291 --> 35:53.558 We're going to see if we can get a mission to borrow Christian O'Connell's award-winning gags. 35:53.598 --> 35:54.500 I said Winter Warmer. 35:54.560 --> 35:56.442 It's the Winter Wonderland, okay? 35:56.462 --> 35:57.423 That's what it's actually called. 35:58.124 --> 36:02.891 And it may be nearly sold out, so I don't know if you can still get tickets to it. 36:03.411 --> 36:07.154 But you can call the XFM switch board if you're interested in that kind of thing. 36:07.755 --> 36:16.122 Or, you know, stick with us here on the Adam and Joe XFM show, because I think we're going to be giving away tickets to the winter warmer at some point in the future. 36:16.443 --> 36:21.087 Anyway, it's time for a 90s classic now, and after this, it's crap commentary corner, but first, here's 2Pat. 36:32.188 --> 36:35.971 See, my ma would probably call him two-park, like two different parks. 36:36.311 --> 36:42.776 We've got such a lot of good mispronounced words by the older generation, just to tease people. 36:43.117 --> 36:47.760 How about muesli instead of muesli? 36:47.840 --> 36:48.081 Yeah. 36:48.181 --> 36:48.661 Muesli? 36:49.241 --> 36:49.842 Is that a good one? 36:49.962 --> 36:51.503 Well, you said one that I do. 36:51.523 --> 36:53.185 Which is that one? 36:53.405 --> 36:54.626 I say migraine. 36:55.723 --> 37:20.040 instead of migraine migraine migraine uh Pete said that uh someone he knows says instead of radar radar that's just stupid radar that's just posh how about this Rob's art teacher uh instead of saying tissue paper says tissue tissue that's quite I've heard that before I don't know about tissue that's like tiramisu or something but my mum says tissue tissue yeah 37:21.474 --> 37:23.455 Anyway, listen, it's time for Crap Commentary Corner now. 37:23.495 --> 37:30.557 This is our regular competition where you have to listen to an excerpt from, well you don't have to, but we invite you to listen to an excerpt from the commentary. 37:30.577 --> 37:31.318 I think they do, I think they do. 37:31.338 --> 37:32.198 Okay, you're compelled to. 37:32.378 --> 37:32.678 You have to. 37:32.698 --> 37:36.259 The power of Christ compels you to listen to this sample of a DVD commentary. 37:36.479 --> 37:39.480 You have to tell me who is talking and what they're talking about. 37:39.540 --> 37:41.581 So here is the set up for it. 37:41.621 --> 37:42.201 Listen carefully. 37:42.241 --> 37:46.803 Of course the numbers 0871, 2221049 in the prizes tickets to a screening of The Incredibles. 37:46.963 --> 37:49.444 Eight tickets to a screening of The Incredibles this Wednesday. 37:49.844 --> 38:00.830 Okay, so this is the director of this film, but he doesn't really get a word in edgeways, because he's doing the commentary with the author of the book that this film is based on. 38:01.571 --> 38:03.692 Now, the author of this book is a stickler for detail. 38:04.112 --> 38:06.734 He likes veracity, verisimilitude. 38:06.754 --> 38:10.116 He does not find it in the film adaptation of his book, and he does not mince his words. 38:10.953 --> 38:12.454 He calls it like he sees it. 38:12.854 --> 38:18.258 So what I've done here is I've sort of jammed together a lot of his negative comments about this adaptation of his book. 38:18.779 --> 38:21.561 See if you can guess who this is. 38:21.581 --> 38:21.561 08712221049. 38:21.601 --> 38:22.201 Who is this guy? 38:22.481 --> 38:23.462 What's the film he's talking about? 38:24.383 --> 38:26.885 This scene struck me as unlikely. 38:27.085 --> 38:29.326 This organization could never exist in the real world. 38:29.667 --> 38:32.369 By the way, the president never participates in these exercises. 38:32.729 --> 38:32.969 Never. 38:33.289 --> 38:34.170 This is both. 38:34.790 --> 38:35.551 One kind of airplane. 38:36.937 --> 38:38.558 Is that supposed to be a bomb or a torpedo? 38:39.478 --> 38:39.859 A bomb. 38:40.979 --> 38:41.760 Wrong proportions. 38:42.520 --> 38:43.661 That would not work in the real world. 38:44.241 --> 38:46.463 Does anybody really believe this except in Hollywood? 38:46.903 --> 38:48.604 This is not very good stuff here. 38:49.184 --> 38:49.564 Why is that? 38:51.025 --> 38:52.886 It just doesn't correspond with reality. 38:53.447 --> 38:54.908 And this is total crap. 38:57.469 --> 38:59.030 That's an uncomfortable commentary. 38:59.310 --> 39:00.551 And who was that, the director with him? 39:00.691 --> 39:05.693 That was the director getting a couple of words in there, but you heard mainly speaking the author of the book on which the film was based. 39:05.853 --> 39:06.254 Notation. 39:06.514 --> 39:07.174 Who was that? 39:07.454 --> 39:08.295 That's really hard. 39:08.315 --> 39:09.175 Do you know Adam Buxton? 39:10.096 --> 39:11.997 Did you see what I've written on the CD label? 39:12.157 --> 39:13.337 I snuck a peak, yeah. 39:13.377 --> 39:14.798 I know the film, but I don't know who. 39:14.998 --> 39:17.179 That's going to be difficult asking people the name of the author. 39:17.280 --> 39:17.880 Do you think? 39:18.220 --> 39:21.582 Well, I tell you what, if nobody gets it, we'll play it again and we'll also give you some more clues. 39:21.682 --> 39:24.643 But for those eight tickets to The Incredibles, we'd like somebody to get it straight off. 39:24.783 --> 39:24.643 08712221049. 39:25.003 --> 39:28.565 If you know who it was in crap commentary corner this week. 39:28.585 --> 39:29.445 We'll be back after this. 39:39.708 --> 39:43.650 Imagine, Joe, walking along the boulevard of broken dreams. 39:44.351 --> 39:45.831 Where is the boulevard of broken dreams? 39:45.912 --> 39:46.352 In Paris? 39:46.632 --> 39:47.813 No, it's off Tottenham Court Road. 39:47.833 --> 39:48.273 Is it? 39:48.313 --> 39:48.533 Yeah. 39:49.674 --> 39:51.455 Is it where the record and tape exchanges? 39:51.575 --> 39:52.135 Yeah, exactly. 39:52.175 --> 39:52.875 It's like a little alley. 39:53.996 --> 39:55.217 More than a boulevard, really. 39:55.357 --> 39:56.357 Yeah. 39:56.778 --> 39:57.838 That's Green Day. 39:58.138 --> 39:59.879 And this is Adam and Joe here on XFM. 39:59.919 --> 40:07.884 Now, if you were listening just before we played that amazing song by Green Day, you would have heard a quite difficult bit of crap commentary. 40:08.804 --> 40:14.930 And we have a couple of people on the phone who think they know who it was talking and which film they were talking about. 40:15.030 --> 40:15.611 Who have we got, Joe? 40:16.152 --> 40:17.673 Shall we play a little excerpt? 40:17.873 --> 40:18.754 We won't play all of it again. 40:18.774 --> 40:21.357 We'll play a little bit of it again just to remind you. 40:21.517 --> 40:27.603 We're looking for the name of this author who's talking about an adaptation of one of his books that he's not very impressed by. 40:27.623 --> 40:29.405 And here he is. 40:29.804 --> 40:31.425 Is that supposed to be a bomb or a torpedo? 40:32.326 --> 40:32.706 A bomb. 40:33.286 --> 40:33.847 Proportions. 40:34.407 --> 40:35.768 That would not work in the real world. 40:36.448 --> 40:38.550 Does anybody really believe this except in Hollywood? 40:39.010 --> 40:40.691 This is not very good stuff here. 40:41.292 --> 40:41.672 Why is that? 40:43.513 --> 40:44.974 It doesn't correspond with reality. 40:45.535 --> 40:47.016 And this is total crap. 40:47.935 --> 40:49.215 That must really hurt. 40:49.275 --> 40:51.056 This is not very good stuff here. 40:51.416 --> 40:51.796 Yeah. 40:51.836 --> 40:53.576 Because he's trying to be nice about it. 40:53.636 --> 40:56.497 He's using the word stuff and not very good. 40:57.017 --> 40:57.277 Yeah. 40:57.297 --> 40:58.817 That's really withering, isn't it? 40:59.177 --> 41:02.998 And the director sounds sort of patient and like, why is that? 41:03.258 --> 41:03.598 Yeah. 41:03.898 --> 41:05.239 Why don't you like this now? 41:05.699 --> 41:06.779 Well, let's find out who it is. 41:06.819 --> 41:07.959 We've got Mary on line one. 41:07.979 --> 41:09.039 Mary, are you still there? 41:09.059 --> 41:10.200 Yes, I am. 41:10.440 --> 41:11.600 Thank you very much for holding. 41:11.640 --> 41:12.400 Thank you for listening. 41:12.920 --> 41:14.301 No problem. 41:14.561 --> 41:16.321 So who do you think it is, Mary? 41:16.900 --> 41:18.981 We think that it's Tom Clancy. 41:19.581 --> 41:20.621 Why do you think that? 41:21.522 --> 41:25.283 Because my boyfriend said it was. 41:25.423 --> 41:27.744 Why didn't your boyfriend make the call, Mary? 41:27.764 --> 41:28.904 He's shy. 41:29.464 --> 41:30.024 He's shy. 41:30.064 --> 41:31.625 Does he make you do things for him a lot? 41:32.475 --> 41:33.736 It's coming on now actually. 41:33.756 --> 41:34.977 Fair enough, fair enough. 41:35.057 --> 41:35.697 Family show. 41:36.517 --> 41:40.220 But do you know what film he's talking about? 41:40.240 --> 41:42.081 Is it End of Days? 41:42.901 --> 41:45.443 What has Tom Clancy got to do with End of Days, Mary? 41:45.603 --> 41:47.564 Oh we thought that he'd done it. 41:48.004 --> 41:49.005 He did not done it. 41:49.565 --> 41:50.406 Someone else done it. 41:50.426 --> 41:52.727 He did not done End of Days. 41:53.107 --> 41:57.070 End of Days was done by someone with a very big hand who couldn't hold a pen proper. 41:58.231 --> 42:00.893 It was probably Arnold Schwarzenegger wrote End of Days. 42:01.013 --> 42:03.154 That's a terrible film. 42:03.414 --> 42:05.616 But was it the right author? 42:05.756 --> 42:08.097 You know what Mary, you've got the author right but not the film right. 42:08.117 --> 42:14.582 So we are going to take another caller but we're going to do something controversial and split our Incredibles tickets down the middle and give you four. 42:15.342 --> 42:15.943 Brilliant. 42:15.963 --> 42:16.804 Thank you. 42:16.884 --> 42:17.866 Yeah, well that's a pleasure. 42:17.886 --> 42:18.767 We really hope you enjoy it. 42:18.787 --> 42:19.408 I'm sure you will. 42:19.468 --> 42:20.549 It's very, very good indeed. 42:20.569 --> 42:22.071 It looks good, yeah. 42:22.171 --> 42:23.453 Thanks for calling, Mary. 42:24.915 --> 42:29.300 And now we're going to go to Andrew, who we hope might have both parts of the answer. 42:29.320 --> 42:29.801 Hello Andrew. 42:29.821 --> 42:30.622 Hello. 42:31.363 --> 42:31.643 Hello. 42:31.663 --> 42:32.765 Hello. 42:32.865 --> 42:33.506 Hello, how are you? 42:34.065 --> 42:38.708 Yeah, I'm not too bad, not too bad, just doing a lot of work and trying to finish off essays for Monday. 42:39.469 --> 42:43.371 Listen, I'm really sorry that we've interrupted all the work and everything. 42:44.172 --> 42:46.093 Don't worry, I'll finish that. 42:46.133 --> 42:47.534 What's it on your essay, Andrew? 42:48.555 --> 42:49.255 Geography. 42:49.495 --> 42:51.036 What sort of geography? 42:52.017 --> 42:52.878 Oxbow Lakes? 42:53.838 --> 42:55.419 The boring environmental one. 42:56.440 --> 42:58.361 So it will be a bit of Oxbow Lake action. 43:00.063 --> 43:04.964 Well, that is basically why pollution is bad and basically the tree-hugging stuff. 43:05.244 --> 43:07.085 Oh, pollution's not bad, come on, get with it. 43:07.625 --> 43:10.786 Um, Andrew, so who do you, so you, do you know it was Tom Clancy? 43:11.346 --> 43:12.746 Yeah, I know it was Tom Clancy. 43:13.206 --> 43:16.647 And do you know what, uh, movie and book they're talking about? 43:17.327 --> 43:20.148 Um, yeah, he was talking about the Sum of All Fears. 43:20.288 --> 43:21.768 Yes, how do you know, how did you get that? 43:21.788 --> 43:26.710 Um, well, it's because my mate, uh, actually got the DVD. 43:27.290 --> 43:27.530 Right. 43:28.349 --> 43:32.882 And he was talking to me about how Tom Clancy was completely ripping into... Really? 43:34.568 --> 43:36.709 into how crap the movie was. 43:36.789 --> 43:37.469 So there you go. 43:37.549 --> 43:40.349 Someone apart from Joe actually listens to the commentaries on these things. 43:40.670 --> 43:41.270 That's amazing. 43:41.330 --> 43:42.070 Andrew, that's very good. 43:42.090 --> 43:42.810 Congratulations. 43:42.850 --> 43:44.711 I'm really sad for watching the commentary. 43:44.751 --> 43:46.351 No, it's a good commentary, man. 43:46.431 --> 43:47.891 I swear, I have to look through a lot. 43:47.931 --> 43:51.052 It's really becoming a bit of a burden, this whole crap commentary competition. 43:51.452 --> 43:57.034 I was up till about four in the morning looking for that and I have to watch the whole film and then load them into my computer and edit them. 43:57.934 --> 43:58.934 Ah, it's exhausting. 43:59.014 --> 44:02.095 So thank you for sharing in my misery and for tickets to The Incredibles. 44:02.654 --> 44:03.914 Oh, thank you, thank you. 44:04.294 --> 44:04.894 Well done, Andrew. 44:04.914 --> 44:06.295 Well done doing your essay and everything. 44:06.415 --> 44:07.195 I hope it goes well. 44:07.455 --> 44:09.475 And thanks very much, Mary, as well, for your call. 44:09.915 --> 44:11.676 That was Crap Commentary Corner this week. 44:12.016 --> 44:13.276 Wow, we've only got 20 minutes left. 44:13.316 --> 44:17.977 We've got to pretty much launch Ditties in the Dark after this one from the streets. 44:19.857 --> 44:23.818 That's the streets and Could Well Be In. 44:23.898 --> 44:26.838 This is Adam and Joe here on XFM. 44:36.340 --> 44:36.801 Yes, it is. 44:36.821 --> 44:36.861 No. 44:52.855 --> 44:54.016 Why are you looking like that? 44:54.256 --> 44:54.656 Dunno. 44:55.216 --> 44:56.857 I'm not, I'm not looking normal. 44:57.077 --> 45:00.779 You looked shocked as if someone had just put something in your bottom. 45:00.859 --> 45:01.639 I don't think I'm going to win. 45:01.659 --> 45:02.279 Do you not? 45:02.319 --> 45:02.420 No. 45:02.440 --> 45:03.480 Why have you seen what I've got? 45:03.500 --> 45:07.202 Because you're over confident and I think you've probably pulled something curious out of the bag. 45:07.402 --> 45:07.962 Ah, do you want to go first? 45:07.982 --> 45:08.943 Is it Jesus Christ Superstar? 45:09.043 --> 45:09.603 No. 45:09.803 --> 45:11.063 No, it's not very curious at all. 45:11.123 --> 45:11.664 Is it Oliver? 45:12.024 --> 45:12.344 No. 45:12.704 --> 45:14.285 Is it a stage musical you've chosen? 45:15.346 --> 45:18.230 Well, I think it's been made into a stage debuting on film. 45:18.510 --> 45:19.571 A debuting on film? 45:19.611 --> 45:20.472 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 45:21.013 --> 45:21.433 What about you? 45:21.453 --> 45:22.094 Do you want to go first? 45:22.375 --> 45:25.498 I'm just wondering whether we should have been specific about stage musicals. 45:26.419 --> 45:27.901 Oh no, hang on, Mike has mine debuted on film. 45:27.921 --> 45:29.183 Okay, okay, I'm gonna go first. 45:29.483 --> 45:31.486 So this is my choice, Joe's choice, Bugsy Malone. 45:32.139 --> 45:35.284 Uh, one of the greatest film musicals of all time, directed by Alan Parker in 1980-something. 45:35.604 --> 45:36.505 One, two, something like that. 45:36.766 --> 45:38.348 Or maybe late 70s, I don't know, can't remember. 45:38.749 --> 45:41.473 But, I wanna play, um, So You Wanna Be A Boxer. 45:41.853 --> 45:42.855 It's a good one. 45:42.895 --> 45:45.538 So you wanna be a boxer, in the golden ring! 45:46.099 --> 45:47.681 Can you punch like a southbound freight train? 45:48.202 --> 45:48.623 Something like that. 45:48.823 --> 45:49.884 Well, you'd be able to sing the whole thing. 45:49.924 --> 45:51.606 We did a production of this play at school, didn't we? 45:51.686 --> 45:54.369 Yeah, when we were at school, aged a little too old to do boxing then. 45:54.409 --> 45:57.372 We were about 17, I think, but we still had a fantastic time doing it. 45:57.652 --> 46:03.258 And this, you know, maybe one of the most heartwarming songs from it is the closing song, but I think So You Wanna Be A Boxer is a genuinely good song. 46:03.298 --> 46:05.380 It's catchy, written by... Who wrote all those songs? 46:05.440 --> 46:05.941 Andy Williams? 46:06.962 --> 46:07.502 Isn't he called? 46:07.582 --> 46:08.183 It wasn't Andy Williams. 46:08.203 --> 46:09.664 No, did you see the whistling bird, man? 46:10.425 --> 46:10.925 I don't remember. 46:10.945 --> 46:11.225 I don't know. 46:11.245 --> 46:13.946 Listeners, you'll know, I know, if I just haven't got the CD with me. 46:14.126 --> 46:16.807 It's an unusually brilliant collection of songs though, I agree. 46:16.827 --> 46:19.267 Yeah, and So You Wanna Be A Boxer is one of the key songs. 46:19.307 --> 46:22.788 It's got a fantastic rhythm, fantastic lyrics, and it's great if you want to be a boxer. 46:22.848 --> 46:27.749 So if you want to vote for So You Wanna Be A Boxer from Bugsy Malone, 0871221 049, or you could vote for this. 46:30.370 --> 46:35.752 Well, it's an equally, if not slightly better song, and it's from The Jungle Book. 46:35.912 --> 46:41.694 And of course it's I Wanna Be Like You, which is sung by Louis Prima, who is a sort of classic old rock and roller. 46:42.534 --> 46:44.335 And wow, what can I say about it? 46:44.415 --> 46:46.215 It's every child and every adult's favorite. 46:46.235 --> 46:50.397 You can get The Jungle Book on DVD, I looked for it the other day and I was frustrated in my efforts. 46:50.917 --> 46:54.458 Or like, I actually bought something which I thought was The Jungle Book, got home and it was just like a... 46:55.498 --> 46:59.621 a series of stills with stories that you could read along with it. 46:59.781 --> 47:01.822 Oh, it's very depressing and frustrating. 47:02.342 --> 47:04.263 And my son was not at all impressed. 47:04.683 --> 47:07.405 But I Wanna Be Like You is a peach of a song. 47:07.972 --> 47:12.616 Well, I'm the king of the swingers, oh, the jungle VIP. 47:12.676 --> 47:12.936 It is. 47:13.437 --> 47:16.319 I've reached the top and I've had to stop and remain. 47:16.379 --> 47:19.422 Oh, this is a little extract. 47:19.622 --> 47:20.423 So what's it going to be? 47:20.923 --> 47:22.825 Is it going to be the Jungle Book or Bugsy Malone? 47:22.845 --> 47:22.945 Oh, 871-222-1049. 47:22.965 --> 47:23.966 I've got a free play right now. 47:28.390 --> 47:34.072 Hey wait wait wait before that we should say we're giving away a copy of the Verve singles collection to the vote that wins it. 47:34.232 --> 47:35.252 The deciding vote. 47:35.292 --> 47:41.914 The deciding vote wins the Verve the music singles collection 08712221049 Bugsy vs Jungle. 47:42.314 --> 47:44.994 Here's a little nugget now from Gorky Zygotic. 47:53.410 --> 47:54.391 What was all that about, Adam? 47:54.691 --> 47:56.132 You see, that's what I call indie pop. 47:56.312 --> 47:56.812 What was that about? 47:56.852 --> 48:00.355 That was Gorky's Zygotic Monkey, a fantastic Welsh band, of course. 48:00.435 --> 48:01.055 Singing in Welsh. 48:01.356 --> 48:07.980 Yes, who now sound very different, very folky, but that was when they were all about, sort of, 14 or 15 years old, and that's called Iford Oren. 48:08.420 --> 48:16.886 And it reminds me, actually, of some of the stuff that you can hear on Christian O'Connell's Rock School, and a reminder, as well, that this week is the last week for entries. 48:17.187 --> 48:21.810 You've got to have your entries if you're under 18 and you've done a cover of a rock song with your band. 48:22.330 --> 48:38.343 or it doesn't have to be a rock song any song or does it maybe it has to be a rock song anyway entries in by 18th of november please the address is on the xfm website out and uh he's got some pretty hilarious things in already that'll be well worth catching on the christian o'connell show we'll be back with dittys in the dark after this 48:54.181 --> 49:02.106 Yeah, it's time to wrap up the show again this week with Dities in the Dark, which this week is a choice between two classics from Film Musicals. 49:02.867 --> 49:04.908 And they were, Joe, what was your choice? 49:05.228 --> 49:09.431 My choice was, from Booksy Malone, it was, Do You Want to Be a Boxer? 49:09.471 --> 49:10.432 So You Want to Be a Boxer. 49:10.712 --> 49:14.294 And my choice was... I can't remember. 49:14.314 --> 49:18.395 I had to do West Country Accents because we're acclimatising you for Justin Lee Collins, who's about to come. 49:19.656 --> 49:20.796 It's West Country Lunacy. 49:20.996 --> 49:22.117 It's a bit patronising, though, isn't it? 49:22.137 --> 49:23.057 He might come over and beat us up. 49:23.077 --> 49:23.658 Yeah, but he likes it. 49:23.798 --> 49:24.258 He likes it. 49:24.558 --> 49:27.379 My choice was I Wanna Be Like You from The Jungle Book. 49:28.099 --> 49:33.842 So, you know, difficult to tell between those two because they're both amazing, but we've got five quarters on the line who are going to do just that. 49:34.042 --> 49:39.606 They're going to say the word Bugsy or the word Jungle or maybe more words than that. 49:39.646 --> 49:41.006 I don't know, we've got Chris on the first line. 49:41.026 --> 49:41.447 Hello Chris. 49:42.207 --> 49:42.547 Hello. 49:43.088 --> 49:43.628 How are you Chris? 49:44.048 --> 49:45.109 I'm grand, thank you very much. 49:45.149 --> 49:45.970 You're grand, good. 49:45.990 --> 49:47.871 Grand, grand don't come for free, you know. 49:48.151 --> 49:49.112 What are you voting for Chris? 49:49.412 --> 49:50.613 I'm going to go for a bit of Bugsy. 49:50.913 --> 49:52.934 A bit of Bugsy, very good call, well done Chris. 49:53.294 --> 49:54.255 That's one nil for me. 49:54.315 --> 49:58.317 Cornish takes the lead in the early stages of Ditties in the Dock, but here comes Steve. 49:58.358 --> 49:58.898 Hello Steve. 50:00.353 --> 50:08.716 hello steve steve steve steve steve steve steve steve steve steve steve steve steve steve steve 50:25.962 --> 50:28.905 I was going to vote for the Jungle Book but it's really annoying so I'm going to go for Bugsy. 50:29.146 --> 50:31.208 What do you mean? 50:31.268 --> 50:31.889 Are you serious? 50:32.209 --> 50:32.509 Yeah. 50:32.709 --> 50:33.911 So your final vote is Bugsy? 50:34.131 --> 50:34.411 Yeah. 50:34.591 --> 50:35.232 What do you mean? 50:35.352 --> 50:38.095 I was going to vote for the Jungle Book but it's really annoying. 50:38.135 --> 50:39.076 What are you talking about? 50:39.096 --> 50:42.380 It's just going to be running around my head for the day and I don't really need that. 50:43.919 --> 50:45.400 I'm not going to argue with you, Jon. 50:45.420 --> 50:47.021 That's 2-0 for Bugsy. 50:47.041 --> 50:48.282 This isn't looking good for the jungle. 50:48.302 --> 50:49.943 You sound like a man who means business, Jon. 50:50.103 --> 50:50.964 Are we abandoning, Steve? 50:51.484 --> 50:53.926 Okay, we just need one more for Bugsy, and that's it. 50:53.966 --> 50:55.267 I can't believe no one's going for the jungle. 50:55.287 --> 50:56.367 What do you mean it's annoying? 50:56.407 --> 50:57.448 The jungle book's genius! 50:57.508 --> 50:57.988 Who's this now? 50:58.148 --> 50:58.409 Debbie. 50:58.449 --> 50:58.929 Hello, Debbie. 51:00.219 --> 51:01.200 Debbie, speak to us, Debbie. 51:01.560 --> 51:03.301 We've got a line two problem, that's what it is, mate. 51:03.321 --> 51:04.662 You know, this goes wrong all the time. 51:04.682 --> 51:06.603 For the last three weeks, this has gone wrong. 51:06.983 --> 51:08.264 Debbie, hello, are you there? 51:08.744 --> 51:08.964 Debbie? 51:09.944 --> 51:10.385 Look, you see? 51:11.305 --> 51:12.146 Oh, Debbie. 51:12.346 --> 51:13.066 We've got a problem. 51:13.086 --> 51:13.867 No, no, she's there. 51:13.907 --> 51:14.327 Hello, Debbie. 51:14.367 --> 51:14.687 Hello. 51:14.987 --> 51:15.488 Hello, Debbie. 51:15.508 --> 51:16.528 We can only apologise. 51:16.568 --> 51:18.789 I think there's something funny going on with the phones here. 51:20.270 --> 51:21.311 Very good of you to call, Debbie. 51:21.351 --> 51:22.211 How are you today? 51:22.231 --> 51:24.151 I'm fine, thank you very much. 51:24.352 --> 51:25.912 Good, I'm fine. 51:25.932 --> 51:27.052 You've got your radio on, haven't you, Debbie? 51:27.072 --> 51:27.473 But you know what? 51:27.513 --> 51:29.613 I'm not going to be like other DJs and say turn it off, because I like it. 51:29.633 --> 51:30.874 It makes you sound like a cyborg. 51:32.414 --> 51:33.274 So what are you voting for? 51:33.795 --> 51:35.355 Jungle Bic, of course. 51:35.975 --> 51:37.076 Oh, it's back in the game. 51:37.156 --> 51:38.676 It's 2-1 to Bugsy. 51:39.256 --> 51:41.037 Thanks very much for your call, Debbie. 51:41.057 --> 51:42.477 Call still leads by one vote. 51:42.538 --> 51:44.818 If this is another jungle vote... It's going to go on forever. 51:44.838 --> 51:45.679 It's going to go on forever. 51:45.779 --> 51:46.799 Amy, are you there? 51:48.928 --> 51:50.250 OK, Lila, you're fired now. 51:50.270 --> 51:51.191 Do you realise that? 51:51.411 --> 51:53.033 Our producer's fired, we've fired her live on air. 51:53.093 --> 51:54.995 Amy, keep speaking, Amy, because we might be able to hear you. 51:55.035 --> 51:55.696 Keep speaking, Amy. 51:55.736 --> 51:56.376 This might be Sophie. 51:56.897 --> 51:57.558 It's Sophie. 51:57.758 --> 51:58.479 Hello, Sophie. 51:58.639 --> 51:59.460 Hello. 51:59.520 --> 51:59.860 Sophie. 52:00.221 --> 52:02.744 Sophie, but I've never been called Amy before. 52:02.804 --> 52:04.325 Well, I'm sorry, Sophie, Amy. 52:04.846 --> 52:07.409 Do you think, is this, to listen to, is this a disaster? 52:07.769 --> 52:09.191 As a listener, is this a disaster? 52:11.195 --> 52:12.056 Yeah, quite right. 52:12.296 --> 52:13.919 Otherwise Justin Lee Collins is going to come and go on. 52:13.939 --> 52:15.200 So what are you voting for, Sophie? 52:15.280 --> 52:16.061 Bagsy, of course. 52:16.342 --> 52:16.802 Bagsy? 52:16.822 --> 52:18.384 So that's it, isn't it? 52:18.424 --> 52:19.305 That's the decider. 52:19.405 --> 52:21.428 So, Sophie, you win the... Do you like the vav? 52:21.668 --> 52:22.369 Yes, I do. 52:22.429 --> 52:24.933 Well, you're going to get the music, the singles, 92 to 98. 52:25.233 --> 52:25.914 There we go. 52:25.934 --> 52:27.436 Thank you very much, everybody who called. 52:27.836 --> 52:29.138 That's it for us this week, isn't it, Adam? 52:29.318 --> 52:34.782 That is, yeah, can I just say, well, school mags, I'll read out that article next week, keep your school mags coming in if you want to. 52:35.142 --> 52:52.795 Also, can I just say to the fellow, I think he was called James Mills, who sent us a mini-disc last week, thanks very much, but either we've lost your address, or you've failed to include a stamped addressed envelope, so we can't return it to you just yet, and if you want us to return it to you, please send in an SAE, thank you very much. 52:53.115 --> 52:56.576 So we'll be here on XFM the same time next Saturday, 1 o'clock till 3 o'clock. 52:56.616 --> 52:58.516 Thanks to everyone who's called, texted and emailed. 52:58.536 --> 53:00.537 We'll come back to mispronunciations again next week. 53:00.577 --> 53:01.697 More titties in the dock next week. 53:01.757 --> 53:03.618 More crap, crunchy corn and more mummification. 53:03.758 --> 53:05.278 You said titties in the dock. 53:05.358 --> 53:06.058 I did not say titties. 53:06.098 --> 53:06.898 I did never say titties. 53:06.918 --> 53:08.119 Yes you did. 53:08.139 --> 53:11.520 We'll leave you with the winner of this week's Titties in the Dock from the film Bugsy Malone. 53:11.540 --> 53:12.160 Wanna be a boxer? 53:12.280 --> 53:13.160 See you next week. 53:23.393 --> 53:27.055 So you wanna be a boxer in the golden ring? 53:27.075 --> 53:30.117 Can you punch lots of softbound freight trains? 53:30.137 --> 53:31.678 Tell me just one thing. 53:32.118 --> 53:35.060 Can you move in a word like a hummingbird swinging if you need to? 53:35.100 --> 53:36.581 Ooh, that's fancy! 53:36.661 --> 53:39.763 Can you bother me if we think they can't see when you need to? 53:40.603 --> 53:44.286 Well, you might as well quit if you haven't got it. 53:44.646 --> 53:49.729 So you wanna be a boxer, can you pass the test? 53:50.976 --> 53:52.797 I can tell there's a gauntlet in you. 53:53.237 --> 53:54.298 I've trained the best. 53:54.838 --> 53:58.760 When you're working and you're sweating and you're fat you just train you a buzzsaw. 53:59.321 --> 54:02.523 Then you need to lose your mind when you find that your boy has his last jaw. 54:03.303 --> 54:06.705 So you might as well quit if you haven't got it. 54:17.122 --> 54:20.304 So you wanna be a boxer, wanna be the champ 54:40.233 --> 54:43.814 There's a golden boy inside you, not a punch-back tramp. 54:44.335 --> 54:47.416 If you listen and you learn, there's a party you can earn and defend here. 54:48.736 --> 54:51.798 When you do see the crown, you're a king, not a clown, a contender. 55:09.424 --> 55:12.285 Money away from what that chicken will grow! 55:12.306 --> 55:14.226 Let me have him show! 55:14.346 --> 55:15.067 Aw, still here? 55:38.223 --> 55:39.304 That sounded so good. 55:39.364 --> 55:40.785 Just waiting for Justin Lee Collins to come in. 55:40.986 --> 55:42.147 That is amazing, though, isn't it? 55:42.227 --> 55:42.787 Yeah, what a track. 55:42.807 --> 55:43.828 Same, we couldn't play the Jungle Book. 55:44.048 --> 55:45.470 Maybe it can be your free play next week. 55:45.630 --> 55:46.211 Maybe it can. 55:46.231 --> 55:47.432 That's something to look forward to, isn't it? 55:47.592 --> 55:48.853 That is something very much to look forward to. 55:48.873 --> 55:52.336 Here comes Justin Lee Collins, the big mad cat mounted man Bigfoot Bigfoot man. 55:53.037 --> 55:53.938 But first, here's the man. 55:53.978 --> 55:54.418 See you later. 55:54.458 --> 55:54.739 Bye.