There you go.
That's hard five with Living For The Weekend.
That's like our theme tune almost.
Yeah, yeah.
Is it?
Do we always play it at the beginning of the show?
I don't know.
Hello, listeners.
This is Adam and Joe.
We're here with you on XFM London's 104.9.
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Good, great music.
Yeah.
Terms and conditions apply.
Plus, stay tuned this week because we've got four copies of Nathan Barley to give away on DVD.
And what a beautiful DVD it is.
Have you inspected the DVD yet?
I have.
I bought it.
It's so lovelily designed.
Yeah, the booklet inside, which is a kind of parody of Banksy.
Banksy, yeah.
The subversive graffiti artist.
know, that's worth 15 quid on its own.
Steve In fact, I bought it, I was reading it on the tube and- and there was a guy sitting next to me, I was reading the little fake Banksy booklet.
Ricky Yeah.
Steve And he couldn't help but look at it over my shoulder and he actually tutted at some of it.
Cause some of it's quite parodic.
Ricky Yeah.
Steve And satirical of sensitive events, like for instance the terrible tragedy of 9-11.
It's sat- sat- satirized?
How do you say that?
Ricky Saturized?
Steve Saturized, thank you.
In it.
He was tutting.
He didn't understand.
It was a joke.
It was blowing his mind.
What an idiot.
It was a double mind-blowing situation.
He's an idiot.
It's well weapon.
You know, I went into- That's one of the things they're saying.
I went to Hoxton the other day for the first time in quite a while, and Nathan Barley doesn't get close to how stupid it is.
Really?
Yeah.
People are literally wearing, like, carnival costumes.
Well, that, you know, that leads me into a- I've got quite a good idea for a texta this week.
Uh-huh.
I'm not going to give it away yet, but it's sort of connected to that sort of thing.
Keep talking, I just took a bite of apple.
Well done.
We've got great music coming up in the first hour, Gorillaz, Baby Shambles.
What are we playing by the Gorillaz?
Cos I've heard Clint Eastwood, right?
I said that very poshly, didn't I?
I've heard it twice already this morning.
Everybody's playing it.
Really?
With the chorus of kids.
You know?
Clint Eastwood was the first single off the first album, wasn't it?
Maybe they misannounced it on Ministry of Madness then this morning.
I don't know what's going on.
We're playing Feel Good Incorporated, which was the other one.
Anyway, that's still to come.
We've got some Radiohead.
We've got some interesting non playlist nuggets for you as well.
A couple of free plays.
But anyway, let's play some more music now.
This is Maximo Park with Apply Some Pressure.
Yeah.
That's Maximo Park.
And Apply Some Pressure.
Yeah, okay.
Your favourite band are number one, Joe Cornish.
Arctic Monkeys, that's right.
The Monkeys, they went straight in there.
Yeah.
Hang on a second, before we get onto that, I'm gonna read some- because that was Apply Some Pressure by Maximo Park, and just to prove that we know about the music we're playing, I'm just gonna read some stuff about Maximo Park.
Adam, you're gonna fill in the blanks.
Okay.
It's a reissued single, that was, taken from the Newcastle Quintet's Mercury-nominated debut album called- Um, Bunny Fondles.
Bunny Fondles.
nearly produced by Nikki Sticks.
Nikki Sticks, correct.
Who also produced Block Party and the Future Heads.
Oh, wicked.
Originally released in 1852.
Correct.
Brilliant.
Never let it be said that we don't know the music we're playing.
This is Adam and Joe on XFM.
Of course, at the very end of the show, just coming up to three, we've got Dizzies in the Dock.
This week, it's going to be a John Hughes special.
The famous 80s teen movie maker.
We're going to be playing off a couple of songs associated with John Hughes movies.
We're not going for the obvious ones.
What are the obvious ones?
St.
Elmo's Fire.
Don't You Forget About Me.
It's St.
Elmo's Fire, John Hughes.
No, it's Joel Shoemaker, but he's got the brat back.
OK.
Yeah, so that's sort of loosely connected, isn't it?
Is that your criteria, sound a bit woolly?
Yeah, but apparently you've got quite a woolly connected film, right?
No, no, it is featured in a John Hughes film, but it's a version of it.
Elmo's Fire might as well have been a John Hughes film.
I know what you mean.
It's Brat Pack though, isn't it?
He was the man who spawned Brat Pack.
Yeah, yeah.
And of course everyone who gets on the show will win a copy of the You, Me and Everyone We Know original soundtrack.
That's supposed to be a terribly good film.
Is it?
Yes.
What is it?
What's it about?
It's about families, life, love, et cetera, et cetera.
Kids.
Is it on DVD?
It may be on DVD.
Not on British DVD, but it is on American DVD.
Right.
Anyway, we've got- we're up to our arse in prizes today.
I don't know if you can say that.
I just did.
You have to say ass if you're gonna say it.
Ass.
We're up to our ass.
Yeah.
Well, it's not very many prizes.
It's only halfway up the body.
That's a pretty good lot of prizes, though, I think.
Yeah.
So, um, and- and we're gonna- we're gonna give some of those away very shortly when we play Celebrity Regression Therapy.
Yeah.
I think it's a middling too easy one this week.
Not as- not as easy as last time, but- And I suppose the prize will be a copy of Nathan Barley.
Yeah.
Bit of barley.
Some delicious barley.
But, uh, let's play some more music.
Have you- I want to tell you about my exciting, um, I've got some shame dropping to do.
It's like name dropping mixed in with shame.
Right, well, you've embarrassed yourself in front of someone famous.
Yeah, yeah.
I tell you what, I've got an amazing story to tell you.
Have you?
About someone I met during the week, yeah.
Wow.
You'll genuinely be amazed.
It's someone we've wanted to meet since we were kids.
I wonder if it was the same- I met someone cool this week as well.
But you know what?
I don't want to tell you on the radio.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because this person is very publicity shy and private.
So I might tell you during a song, and then after the song we can come back for your reaction.
I'm gonna play- Ready for the story?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna play- I'm gonna play Gorillaz.
OK, so, I went into the cinema store, OK?
I went downstairs-
back to his house?
No, I didn't go back to his house.
I would have loved to have gone back to his house.
I couldn't believe it.
If I'd known who he was when I was actually looking at him, I probably would have wrestled him to the ground and taken him for my own.
That's unbelievable.
Did he look like his dad?
Yeah.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
That's probably why he doesn't want people to, like, know who he is and everything.
Well, exactly.
I've got great respect for him, and out of respect for him, I'm not gonna say who he is on the radio.
No.
Well, that'll be sort of frustrating for people listening.
I imagine.
But that was a good story, wasn't it?
That was a good story, man.
Yeah.
Wow.
I was wondering if we could tell- The listeners.
Yeah.
Who I met.
Listen, um, I'll tell a- I'll tell a story to make up for it.
Yeah.
With some name dropping in it, okay?
Yeah.
As I say, this is more of a shame dropping story because I'm still having little shivers of, uh, embarrassment about how I behaved.
Basically, I went to the NFT on Thursday.
To the London Film Festival.
It was a thing called Antenna, where they show pop videos.
And, in fact, there was a lot of XFM people there, because it's sponsored by XFM, isn't it?
There you go, Lila's nodding.
And who's the DJ who sometimes comes on after us?
Lady DJ.
Marsha.
Marsha, there you go.
Marsha was there.
And there were lots of nice ex-offend people there, whose names I couldn't remember.
Lady DJ Marsha.
I was trying not to say anything filthy.
She's a DJ.
Well, she's a woman.
She's a lady DJ.
Are there any woman DJs?
She sort of scratches in the nude.
Yeah.
She doesn't.
She does what?
She scratches in the nude.
OK.
Anyway, so I went to this thing and it was really good and our friend Garth Jennings was the special guest that week and they show all these groovy pop videos.
Garth showed a few of his.
Where's our name- do we not have a name dropping sound effect?
We used to have a name dropping sound effect, didn't we?
Because we don't half do it enough.
Yeah, we really do.
Might as well make some sort of ironic distance.
All I've got is a machine gun.
That'll do.
That's what people probably want to do to you.
Okay.
Or me, when they hear us name dropping.
So yeah, our friend Garth Jennings was there.
And uh, I can't do that the whole way.
He was giving a talk about his videos and his special surprise guest was...
no spike jones no so spike jones was there spike jones of course uh a very uh well known uh pop video director and uh also film director also direct films also direct some of them with women adaptation in them and uh the other one being john malkovich all those films yeah uh so anyway we all went to a party afterwards after the show and uh to this club night at ronnie's uh raymond review bar
It's called something like Give Me More or More.
Too Too Much.
Yeah.
It was Too Too Much.
It was mental.
It was like something out of the 60s.
And Julian Barrett was there.
He plays Nathan Barley in Nathan Barley.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, I see.
So hang on.
So it's you, Garth Jennings, Julian Barrett, Spike Jones, Benny Wong.
Did you accuse Spike Jones of, uh, of, uh, what was he supposed to have done?
Stolen something off us.
No.
Wasn't he?
Oh, what was it?
He nicked something off us, someone once said.
Anyway, keep talking, keep going with the anecdote.
Anyway, we got on very well and Spike said, come on, let's do some dancing.
So we started dancing on the dance floor.
Was he doing his special dancing from that Fat Boy Slim video?
It was pretty much like that, cos you see, I was- Oh my god.
I was in a video for- that Garth directed.
You sure you didn't dream this?
No, I'm positive I didn't dream- it's possible, but I don't think- You might have passed out halfway.
Er, cos I- I- I did a stupid dancing video for the Wannadines one time.
And, erm, so we were having, like, a stupid dance off on the Raymond Review Bar dance floor.
It was amazing and I was really going for it because- Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh
He was a very smart, smartly dressed young man and totally, uh, unassuming.
But, um, no, I was going totally insane on the dance floor and I'm still- Steve Well, you don't get out much, do you?
Ricky No.
Steve What with little kiddies?
Ricky Yeah.
Steve And it's been exciting for you.
Ricky I've had some tequilas and I was really showing off.
Steve Really?
Ricky Yeah.
Steve Showing off what?
Ricky I don't know!
I don't know because I didn't have anything to show.
I was just over doing everything.
Do you know what I mean?
Because I was overexcited.
You don't get out much as I said before.
And then I thought I'd had my coat stolen with my wallet in it and my keys and everything.
I turned around and it was gone.
And so I started to freak out because I just couldn't face all the reorganization hassle that was going to entail.
And I started running around the place and sort of shouting at people and saying, who do I talk to?
My coat's gone, it's been stolen, I can't believe this is outrageous.
And I started kicking walls.
What?
And thumping the walls with my hand.
But you've taken something.
My fist- You've taken a lot of tequila, had you?
Yeah, it's not good for you, that stuff.
And was Spike Jones witnessing this?
Yeah, he was- You've blotted your copy book.
He didn't mind.
He was laughing.
He's not gonna work with you.
Cos he's one of the jackass people, so he was doing things like- Of course he loves it.
He loves it.
He is gonna work with you.
He got into it and he started slapping me.
Oh, affectionately.
Yeah, but hard.
Very hard.
Really?
Yeah.
You loved it.
You loved being beaten up by famous people.
I really did.
Definitely like more than being hurt by a celebrity.
I know.
So is that enough shame dropping now?
Is there a permanent scar?
I've got a bruise on my hand.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it.
I'm gonna renew it.
Yeah, exactly.
Every time it runs out.
Wow.
OK, well listen, let's- Man, we better play some music just to decompress from all that name dropping.
It's made me feel slightly sick.
Yeah, same here.
That was the Baby Shambles with Albion.
The third single taken from the band's forthcoming debut album, Down in Albion, which is out on November the 14th.
The album was produced by the Clash's Mick Jones.
Music Info!
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We'll be back.
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Walk away from Franz Ferdinand.
Mum says it's magical.
What's that?
It's the Disneyland advert, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
Mum says it's magical.
I love that song, though.
That's amazing.
You know, their new album is much better in my book than their first one, I think.
Mum says it's magical.
Yeah, well, she's right.
It's really, really good.
I like the first Franz Ferdinand album, but this one's a smash.
Is it celebrity regression time?
Yeah, I think it is.
Right now.
It's competition time.
Yes, it's celebrity regression time.
The number is 0871 2221049.
I should remind you that you can also text us on 83XFM or email us, adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk.
Yeah.
Yeah, and it's A-N-D, not, not an ampersand.
No.
Why would you get an ampersand?
Jeepers.
So, but, uh, you enter this competition by using the telephone.
0-8-7-1- triple-two-one-o-four-nine.
You can win a copy of the fantastic Nathan Barley DVD, Chris Morris's exciting, uh, show, if you can guess what celebrity's brain I am gonna regress Adam into and what films he is witnessing.
Don't be put off by the accents, because there's no telling what kind of accent the regression will create.
That's a side effect of hypnotic regression.
Yeah, it's not an accurate accent of the person I'm being regressed into.
No, no.
That is scientifically true.
Yeah.
So, okay, if you'd like to ring the regression bell.
And an atmosphere of calm and relaxation descends over the studio and over the homes, cars, and ears of our listeners.
Deep breaths expanding the stomach, exhaling through the mouth, in through the nose.
What?
After the mouth, in through the nose at the same time?
Yep.
And relax.
Close your eyes and drift back.
Empty your mind of the two thoughts.
Yes, and that one.
and now drift back drift back into the light of a star the glimmering shimmering beam of celebrity of a famous person occupy their head enter one of their films and now adam wake up tell us what you see
Oh, I'm in a big room with cars in it.
It's a big room with cars.
It's a car shop.
I run the car shop, and I got a big jacket and a hat, because it's cold outside.
It's real cold.
And I'm a loser.
I'm an uptight loser, and you better get used to it, because that's mainly what I do.
It's my specialism.
And at first it seems like I might be a fun loser.
Then it turns out I'm more of a creepy loser and your sympathies get all flipped around and that's what's clever about it.
And I got a hat with flaps that come down over my ears because it's cold outside and it's a car.
I got a car shop.
And it's a car shop.
Okay, just breathe.
So that's the first film.
Remember, 08712221049, DVD of Nathan Barley.
Up for grabs.
Let's regress Adam into the second film.
Wake up, tell us where you're sitting.
Oh, I'm at a party.
It's by a pool.
It's the 70s and I'm uptight again.
It's a pool party and it's in LA but it's not the TV show LA Pool Party but it's similar because there's a lot of nearly naked people at the party and some of them are...
are naked and they're naked and they're playing with each other and my wife's over there and she what's she doing oh that isn't good that's not good that's making me uptight i'm getting uptight you might think i'm a funny loser man whose wife is over there and she shouldn't be doing that but i'm like a coiled up clock or something or a and sooner or later i'm gonna go off like a clock and then you're gonna wake up like a clock and i'm calling relax
Oh, I'm in an office now, and it's a school in a school office, and it's the 60s, and I'm uptight!
and I got a crew cut and glasses cause I'm uptight and things have to be done by the book or I'm gonna blow my stack right off and I'm upset with the new teacher cause he's not doing things by the book the other day for example I went into the classroom there he was playing new fangled music to the kids for example Fats Domino and Louie Louie that song and that's not acceptable I believe that music should be mainly old fangled cause I'm uptight and I got a crew cut
And I want to keep all the fangling old, you understand me?
Because I'm uptight that way.
And if that new teacher thinks he's going to get promoted, he's got another thing coming because of the fangling.
And I don't appreciate that the new fangled... Just breathe, just breathe.
Okay, listeners, please help save Adam from his celebrity regression.
He's going to remain in the head and the films of this star until someone calls 0-8-7-1-triple-two-one-o-four-nine.
Correctly identifies the star and the films, and we'll give them a Nathan Barley DVD.
Please call now!
That was Amazonah by Roxy Music, a free play here on the Adam and Jo radio show on XFM London's 104.9.
You join us in the middle of celebrity regression.
Adam has been hypnotically regressed into the mind and movies of a film star.
And we've got Sam on the line who thinks she knows who he is.
Sam, if you could keep your what?
Oh, he's a man.
Sorry, Sam.
Oh, we've got Sam on the line who thinks he knows who Adam has been regressed into.
Hello, Sam.
Hello.
Sorry to question your masculinity.
Well, yeah, I'm pretty disappointed, really.
Yeah, are you a very hairy man?
Not particularly, sort of average.
Do you like football, sport, violence, beer, that sort of thing?
Well, half of those things, really.
Don't think you are a man, then.
You're a woman and I was right.
So if you'd like to keep the voice down, Sam, because Adam is obviously regressed, it's a very dangerous, clinically dangerous situation to be in.
What I'd like you to do, we're gonna be quite ruthless, we want you to name the star and all three films.
If you get all four things right, he will wake up, you will have won the barley.
OK.
If you get it wrong, you may damage him forever.
Are you prepared to take that responsibility, Sam?
Um, I'll give it a go, I'll give it a go.
OK, so let's hear your answers, Sam.
Tell us now.
The actor is William H. Macy, and these three films are Boogie Nights, Fargo, and Pleasantville.
I'm doing what they do in old game shows now.
I'm leaving a very, very long pause, because it's exciting, isn't it?
They even do it on hot tub ranking on Channel 5.
Very late.
This is a very long pause, though.
Longer than they do on telly, making this quiz more successful.
Sam, are you all right?
Have you died?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Moving Lego blocks around?
Yes.
Are you really?
Not really.
It's a shame.
I'm afraid you're wrong on one of those.
One of those?
Yeah, you're correct on Fargo, you're correct on Boogie Nights, you're correct on Macy, but you're wrong on... What did you think it was?
I thought it was Pleasantville.
Wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Bad luck.
Shall we give him a Nathan Barley DVD anyway?
Adam in your regressed state.
Do you think we should give him one?
Yeah.
Yes, because of the knife, man.
Would you like that, Sam?
Are you a Nathan Barley fan?
it was okay it was okay well you can't have it well i like it anyway you know you can have it thank you wow we're really running hot and cold today well done sam thank you very much for calling bad luck getting one component wrong abby is it abby yes it's abby are you there do you live here do you live in westminster abby hello
Are you there?
Abby, so just tell us your guess.
If you'd like to say the name of the actor in the three films.
Once again, if you get it right, you'll win an amazing prize out in the wake up.
If you get it wrong, he'll be regressed forever.
Where's Mr. Ambie?
Come on, Abby.
I've never heard that one before.
Tell us.
No, well, that's why I cracked it.
Cracked it.
It's William H. Macy, Fargo, Boogie Nights, and Mr. Holland's Opus.
Yes!
I'm fully awake now.
I've come out of my stupor because that's absolutely correct.
Abby, have you seen Mr. Holland's Opus?
I have seen bits of it.
Have you seen it?
Yeah, man, I saw it the other day.
I think we're the only three people in the world who've seen Mr. Holland's Opus.
It's sort of an extraordinary epic.
It's a strange film.
There's good things about it, but it's a weird one.
He's got a... Can we take the regression music off?
It's making me feel dizzy.
OK.
There we go.
Well done, Abby.
Thank you.
Thank you, Abby.
Congratulations, and we are going to send you a copy of Nathan Barley.
Are you excited about that?
I'm very excited.
There you go.
That's the correct response.
Thank you very much for phoning in.
And thanks a lot to Sam as well.
Yeah, and I'm sorry about that joke, Abby.
I think it was a pretty good joke, I think.
I don't know.
I'm just ashamed.
I feel dirty.
Do you get any others on a regular basis, Abby?
Abby National, yeah.
Hey!
I think Westminster Abbey's better than Abbey National.
Oh, get them basis regulations.
Any Abby Titmuss comments?
No, I've been quite lucky there.
Well, you got one today.
Yeah.
Lucky lady.
Thanks for calling and thanks for listening, Abby.
This is Ed and Joe on XFM.
We'll be back after these messages.
This is XFM.
So, so much good music this week on the Adam and Jo radio show here on XFM.
That was Block Party with Two More Years.
Very enjoyable it was, too.
You know, we frequently get texts and emails, I'm pleased to say, asking why, uh, you know, this show isn't- Why we're here.
Why we're here.
But no, asking why the show isn't done as a podcast.
Right.
And isn't stored on the website.
We don't know.
That is, uh, I can confirm that's being investigated and- It's being investigated by the police and the head of XFM's gonna be arrested.
very soon there we go so that's exciting news isn't it as soon as we become immortalized though yeah well just have nothing to say i'm just saying as soon as it's as soon as it's podcast and the show will be dreadful yeah because these are our glory years right now we're right on top of our game are we yeah i am really no we both are man
OK, so, listen, it's the last few minutes of the first hour of the show.
I'd just like people to know exactly where they are within the programme.
Just to orientate themselves, we're going to have a text competition where you can win more Nathan Barleys just after the top of the hour, and then of course it's Ditty's in the Dock at the end of the show, and it's a John Hughes-connected playoff special.
We're not going to reveal the tracks, obviously, till the end.
I'm just talking rubbish because you're going to say something good now.
Oh, right.
You know what, I'm not going to do any more name dropping because obviously I'm still feeling slightly queasy after that explosion of name dropping at the beginning of the show.
But I do want to say something related, or I want to relate to you another little anecdote from that same evening.
Okay.
Which was just something that made me despair about, um, ladies, women in general, modern women, Lila.
So, uh, you're a modern woman.
Would you do this?
Would you say this?
When I was going to take my seat at this, uh, evening at the NFT, and there was a lot of- it was an evening called Antenna where they show lots of pop videos and stuff, and so there was a lot of people who looked a bit like me of the same sort of age, white, males, wandering around, a lot of them with beards and backpacks and, uh, baseball caps, that kind of thing.
And, you know, that's the kind of person that's interested in pop videos, I guess.
But anyway, I was taking my seat and I had to go get past this woman, fairly nondescript looking woman sat in her seat and she just looked at me with disdain and said, oh, look, a man with a beard.
What a surprise at one of these things.
I- I just thought- and I sort of took it in for a second and- Ricky and Steve- Did she say that to you?
Ricky and Steve- Yeah, she said it as I- like, to me as her friend.
Steve- Not to her friend.
Ricky and Steve- No, so it was sort of to her friend, but looking at me and it was, you know- Steve- Maybe she, uh, whatever, sort of fancied you.
Ricky and Steve- Well- Steve- What's the usual twisted logic in a situation like that?
Ricky and Steve- Well, I sa- you know, I thought about this for a second.
I was like, that was just rude, wasn't it?
There's no positive way of looking at her.
So I just said to her, what an extraordinary thing to say.
And she said, uh, well it's okay, I'd still snog you.
Ricky and Steve- She did fancy you, there you go.
What's that?
When did women become like that?
Like a man, not even in the 70s, a stupid man would never even say that without shame.
You don't say things like that to other people, human beings.
And women are supposed to be better than men, I thought.
Is that meant to be some weird, like, reverse psychology?
I don't know what it was.
I think it sounds sexy.
I think the whole thing sounds very sexy.
Sexily charged.
The thing is, I wouldn't be telling you this story if she was really attractive.
Because it would have been quite flattering.
But, um, she wasn't that attractive.
I just thought, what?
I hate you.
And I sat down and I just felt totally belittled and marginalised by this woman.
Like being treated like a piece of dirt.
I wouldn't talk to someone like that, would you?
I don't know.
I hadn't thought about it.
I might.
What would be the equivalent thing to say to a woman?
Oh, look.
Look at you.
Look at your knockers.
What do women all have these days?
I don't know.
What?
Breasts?
Oh, look.
A woman with breasts.
Oh, look at you.
A short skirt.
I bet you think that's cool or something.
I don't know.
I'm not doing a good job at
encompassing the outrage.
Well, that's disgusting and sickening.
Yeah, I just thought I'd mention it.
I just- you know, maybe I'm- am I- am I overreacting here?
I don't know.
Okay.
I really don't know what to say.
Well, I'm gonna play some music to, uh, lift my spirits.
And this, uh, this is the White Stripes.
That's the White Stripes with Girl You Have No Faith In Medicine.
This is Adam and John, XFM.
We'll be right back.
Hmm, that's the Kaiser Chiefs with the modern way.
Exciting music for young people here on XFM, the pop station.
It's not a pop station.
We never play any pop.
It's all pop, Joe.
It's all pop.
It's all young people's pop music.
Hammerball tune for fun pop.
Er, yeah.
So it's time for our text competition.
And, er, this week, you can win, er, how many- no, we've got two Nathan Barleys left.
So we'll give away a couple of Nathan Barleys.
I'd like to people- I'd like people to text in, er, 83XFM, and suggest stuff that, er, when we look back on it, will be terribly dated.
kind of little freaks of fashion.
Yeah, for instance, things that- I mean, it's almost that, and it's also things that, you know, you think are stupid and should- should go, basically.
For a start, uh, trousers down beneath the bum.
Yeah, well that is- Now, that's quite an obvious one, but obviously when you- when you look at a video of your- if- if you wear your trousers below your bum and shoot some home video, in the future, like 10, 20 years' time, you'll look at that video and you'll think, what an idiot.
Yeah.
How could I have done that?
It seemed so cool at the time, but now I just look like a proc.
What's a proc?
A prac?
I don't know.
It's a less rude way of saying the ruder word.
A crunk.
Yeah.
Okay.
Casual homophobia.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it's time for that to go.
It's time for people to stop using the word gay as a generally negative epithet.
Well, I think it's- I think it'll be like- it'll sound like racism in about ten years.
Hopefully, you'll be like Jim Davidson.
Yeah, there's a whole kind of school of playground bullying and homophobia that's championed by people like Ian Lee, which is- Yeah, it's acceptable.
let's face it, we've done it.
I do it quite a lot, but I'm gonna try and stop myself.
You know, when people are getting, you know, beaten up and horrible things are happening and it's time for that to stop and I think in the future you'll see like mainstream movies and stuff with gay jokes in them and hopefully in the future you'll shake your head and think, man.
You know what, I saw Moscow on the Hudson the other day with Robin Williams, and there's a scene in that where he's kissing, you know, because Russian people like to kiss.
Like Borat, yes.
And so he sort of kisses a security guard or something and says, thank you, my friend, thank you very much.
And the security guard walks away and just shakes his head and says something like,
Faggots.
You know?
And this isn't like a PG film.
That's 20 years ago though, isn't it?
Yeah, but even 20 years ago.
It's still acceptable.
I think it should go.
I think that'll date us.
And the last example is plastic bags.
Plastic bags?
They've got to go.
Steve Well, I agree with you.
I don't- I- I ask for no plastic bags when I'm shopping, yeah.
Ricky So do I. They're ruining the world.
Steve Yeah.
Ricky I don't know why anyone- any shop that gives out plastic bags should be boycotted.
Steve That's true.
I agree with that.
Ricky So there's three things that I think in the future, like just little casual things that if you saw them in a film, you'd think, man, that is so naughties.
Yeah.
So text in your suggestions for things that you think should basically become obsolete.
Things that will date us.
83XFM is the number and we'll give a Nathan Parley DVD to our two favourite ones.
So get texting now.
Yes.
Here's back.
There you go, that's Beck with Girl.
This is Adam and Joe on XFM.
Got any suggestions coming in there, Joe?
Well, we're gonna keep them trickling in.
I'm not gonna read out any yet.
We're asking for you to text him with things that you think are gonna look amazingly dated in ten years.
And you know what we're looking for?
For the prize-winning criteria.
is, is, er, stuff that's not too obvious, basically.
Stuff that people are doing but they don't even realise they're doing it.
Do you know what I mean?
Something that you don't know, I mean, cos something like an iPod is quite obvious, cos it's obviously today's technology, so it'll date.
Someone else has said the Adam and Joe show will date, but, er, in fact someone in Stockwell has texted in saying the Adam and Joe show will date, which is a dangerous thing to do, cos me and Adam live in Stockwell.
Steve Yeah, that's probably Chewie texting you.
Ricky sniggers
Um, but yeah, we're looking for- we're looking for more, um, you know, things that we're currently oblivious to.
Uh, but we'll come back to that in a sec.
I don't think the Ellen and Joe show will date anyway.
I was- The telly show?
Yeah, cause I was- The point of it was it was gonna date.
We always said it was supposed to date.
It's a time capsule.
Yeah.
But it hasn't.
The weird thing is that it hasn't dated at all.
Do you ever read that thing then?
Steve Laughs Slightly Steve
That's pretty good, isn't it?
Yeah, they're usually from the weakest link, aren't they?
Would you just say that?
Yeah.
Hey man, can I just ask you, have you seen that advert?
I think it's a BT ad, I'm not sure, but it's making a big deal out of the fact that it's going to help to screen out sales calls.
Yeah, with Clarkson, isn't it?
Yeah, it is Clarkson, because obviously no one enjoys the sales call thing, and it is getting totally out of hand as well.
Yeah.
Uh, how have they- I think I used that service, actually.
I used to get loads of sales calls, but I called up BT and got that thing activated.
I think it does work.
Well- Takes a couple of months.
I couldn't, uh, figure out how it worked.
Can you explain it to me?
Because as far as I could glean from the advert, it was just a display, uh, that shows you what number is calling you.
Um, so if you don't want to answer it, if it's an unfamiliar number, you don't pick up.
Is this a technical inquiry?
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't work for BT.
Do you not?
No.
Why are you wearing those headphones?
Call them up during the next song.
Maybe someone could tell me how it works.
Maybe I'm being ignorant.
Can't I just ask listeners to give you technical tips?
I'm just curious, because if it's just the display, because I got one of those a while ago, like a little box that you could put on your phone.
Steve tells you who's calling.
Ricky Yeah, that tells you the number, like a mobile does, obviously.
Steve Yeah.
Ricky And it's weird that most phones don't come with that same facility.
Steve I almost miss those sales calls, though, because a lot of them are recorded, right, and they're attempting to make them sound as if they're real people calling.
Ricky Yeah.
Steve Hello!
How you doin'?
That's just Bill.
Like that.
And the better they're done, the more they actually convince you that they're a real person.
So once or twice, I've gone, hello, and then just realized it's a recorded message.
You're OK, Bill.
You sound weird.
And at one stage, I was going to start recording them and bringing them in.
But I wasn't allowed.
It's got advertising implications.
Yeah, advertising implications.
Cos that would have been a good sort of thing to do on the show, wouldn't it?
The most convincing fake sales call.
Yeah, yeah.
Hi, this is Sandra.
Well done.
You've won a groon.
What a brilliant idea for a crazy phone wind-up.
That could be on Crank Yankers.
Crank Yankers.
Maybe we should start doing phone wind-ups on this show.
Have you seen Crank Yankers?
Yeah, that's an American show where puppets sort of re-voice... Well, they act out.
Crank phone calls.
Yeah, they act out.
They do prank phone calls and then they sort of dramatise them with puppets, don't they?
Ricky and Steve laugh
Definitely, you know, this is the person sort of saying yeah, hi This is this is Barry from the big company and could you possibly come and work with me in Hawaii for five years?
I got money for you.
Is that what you think it's gonna be?
Yeah big job offer.
Yeah
from Barry and the big company.
Hi, this is Suki.
I got your number from your agent.
I work for DreamWorks, SKG.
We're doing a sequel to Madagascar and we need a voice for a cheeky bear.
That's right.
And we saw your voice over on the Gillette advert.
We heard it.
We thought it'd be perfect for a cheeky bear.
That's the sort of thing.
I'd dream of it.
You'd be a great cheeky bear.
I would, I'd be so cheeky.
If Sacha Baron Cohen can be a haughty giraffe, or whatever he is... No, he's like a king of the ocelots or something.
In Madagascar.
He's very funny in it, actually.
He's the best bit about Madagascar.
He's generally very funny.
Which is otherwise a bit of a disappointment.
Anyway, let's play more music and then come back and see if we've got any more exciting texts about things that will date.
Yes.
The return of the god of space!
Well, you know, how long has he been away for, the Ghostface Killer?
About six months.
Well, he comes back and all he can say is, the return of the Ghostface Killer!
You would have thought you would have thought of something more interesting to say in his absence, wouldn't you?
No, man, he's busy.
Just try harder, Ghostface Killer.
Hasn't he killed anybody?
Wow, you're really roasting them.
I'm just saying it like it is today, Alan.
Let's face killer.
Yeah.
That was the dead sixties.
And, uh, this is Adam and Joe.
We should play some adverts now.
Which advert are you hoping to hear in this break, Joe?
Oh, I'm hoping to hear one that'll put me off drugs.
Okay, well, let's see what we've got.
Thanks.
XFM.
One two, one two two.
This is XFM.
I saw it, never saw it with the black tongue tied, wearing roses.
SFM.
What was that band called?
What was that amazing new sound Adam?
I don't understand that sound.
It was amazing.
Imagine your heart is soaring right now.
My heart is soaring and I'm sweating, I'm confused, I'm very contemporary.
Well, that's a new band.
They're called Coldplay.
Coldploo, what?
Coldplay.
Coldplaj?
Coldplay.
I cannot even say it, for it is so new.
It's a new alba.
It's a new type of music.
It's called exciting new music.
It's called boring.
Hey.
OK, so we've had a text competition.
The premise was things that will look incredibly dated in about ten years that we don't realise will look incredibly dated.
And we've had some good entries, Adam Butch, so I'm going to let you judge these.
I'm going to read them for you.
Some of them are good, some of them are bad.
I'll read out a selection.
First one, someone always texts this in whatever the text competition, is George Bush.
George Bush.
Oh dear.
George Bush.
He's on his way out anyway.
Yeah.
He's gonna be, uh, had up in court and thrown out.
I mean, I guess he is.
Hopefully.
Anyway, that's a safe one.
Uh, here we go.
Standby buttons.
Standby.
Now this is a very good point on televisions.
Standby buttons.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What are they for?
This is from Becker.
Just switch it off, says Becker.
What's the point of a standby button?
What possible function do they have apart from to drain the planet's resources?
That's true, I don't understand.
Yeah, we've become complacent, we've got used to them.
What are they for?
When it's on standby, is it using power?
Yes.
No, famously it's using power.
There've been advertising campaigns to tell you to take stuff off standby so that you don't kill the dolphins.
It's not using as much power?
And ruin the planet for the babies.
Yeah, but it's still using quite a lot of power.
Really?
Just to make the little red light go on?
Have you got telly in your bedroom?
Yeah.
No, it's not.
Why, if it was, would it be hurting my brains?
Oh, no, I don't want to do that.
That's not nice.
Well, we'll be ashamed for doing lots of things, but that's a different sort of thing, isn't it?
He might not be in Manchester.
His second name might be Manchester.
Not sure.
Like Abby's first name was Westminster.
What else?
Blonde wood kitchens with long steel handles.
That's quite a good one.
That is a good one.
Yeah.
Wallpaper.
Wallpaper?
Apparently it's coming back.
It went away coming back.
It's not such a good one, is it?
Kids on the bus playing songs on their mobile phones out loud through the little speakers.
That's happened a lot to me in just the last couple of weeks.
I was on a train today, er, er, last week going up to Bath, and at least two people when I walk- you know, you walk along to the buffet.
Steve Yeah.
Ricky And have a little look at everybody.
There were at least two sets of people with a little mobile phone on the table and a song playing through the crappy little dimmy speakers.
Why would they want to do that?
Just to prove that they- their phone has the capacity to play songs?
Yeah, I don't know.
It must be the novelty of that sort of a phone.
So that's quite a good one.
Richard from Sheen says 2005 calendars.
Yeah.
Thanks very much, Richard.
Uh, children with mobiles in the future will seem like smoking babies.
Ricky says Christian in London.
Steve Well, in the future, they're gonna have implants in their foreheads, aren't they, to do all their mobile phone calling?
Ricky Well, there is a school of thought that, you know, mobile phones will be seen as like smoking in the future, because we'll discover that they really do give us massive brain cancers.
Steve Right.
Brain cancers?
Ricky Yes, brain cancers.
Steve No, I hate brain cancers!
Ricky Might be trendy.
You know, there might be so much been around in 20 years that it might be fashionable to have, uh,
Ah, that's not very nice of you, really.
Take that back.
So, any winners out of that, Adam Buxton?
Well, I guess I'd go for the standby button.
The standby button.
It won't really date, will it, but it's a very good observation.
Well, this is what we're talking about.
It's something that we put up with in the modern world that you'll look back on in a few years and just think, what?
What was that?
I think that, I think, you know, sometimes I wish this was a sort of campaigning show, because we could campaign about casual homophobia, we could campaign about plastic bags, we could complain about standby buttons.
Well, listen, the casual homophobia thing, you should, uh, was it inspired by that thing in the sun or just generally?
No, Adam and I were just looking at The Sun, listeners, and as some of you might know, the actor who played Mr Sulu in Star Trek has come out in an interview in an American paper, and the British tabloids have seized this, and The Sun's headline is, Beam Me Up, Botti.
Beam Me Up, Botti.
For God's sake.
And then, underneath, as a sidebar, they've got Captain's Log, Yes Please,
If you're laughing at that out there, you're sick and dated.
I mean, I don't know.
Lila's laughing.
Sulu of the Enterprise admits he's gay.
Captain's log, yes, please.
It's tough, isn't it, because there is something funny about that, but you sort of want it to be something between your friends or, I don't know, a private thing that really you shouldn't say out loud, because it's wrong.
You don't want it to be just a mainstream thing in a newspaper.
Here's another quite good one.
Bluetooth spoons on the side of your head.
Those things that people wear on their ears.
They are a disgrace.
They're a disgrace.
They'll go, won't they?
They'll be really dangerous.
Because they make it look like... They'll get much smaller, won't they?
Yeah.
They make it look like a retro version of the future that we're living in, you know what I mean?
That's what people thought the future was gonna be like.
People going around with big stupid things clamped in their heads.
I'm talking to Carol, she's in space, and I've got an...
Thongs is a good one as well.
Thongs, thongs will go.
Yeah.
A thong sticking up the back of a woman's butt crack.
That'll go.
Are you sure that's not a fashion perennial?
I want it to be.
Do you really find that sort of thing sexy?
Maybe.
Well, listen, let's wrap it up because we should give some prizes away and move on.
Absolutely.
Well, let's give Bekker the copy of Nathan Barley, and I tell you what, we'll hold off on one other copy of Nathan Barley for the deciding vote in Dizzies in the Dock, which is coming up very soon.
Right.
First, another track off the playlist.
This is Brendan Benson.
I've played this before, but not for a while.
I love this one.
It's called Tiny Spark.
That's Brendan Benson.
Track from his first album.
Was it his first album, La Palco?
I don't know.
I'm just looking at Lila there.
I know she's a Benson fan.
I don't know.
Anyway, it's a good song.
Tiny Spark.
We're gonna play some ads and then we'll be back with... Diddy's in the Dock!
Diddy's in the Dock!
Hooray!
It's cold days in the dark, you see, which is kind of like a court theme, a legal theme, but then the music for it is like a Western thing.
It's very clever.
It doesn't... It's very clever.
Very clever.
it's digit in the dock this is the why is my thing going on crackly scratchy maybe no one else can hear it digit in the dock this is the chance for you our loyal listeners to vote for the song we play the show out with me and adam are going to pitch you a track you get to call 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 1 0 4 9 what's she done you had your scratch button down um yeah 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9
All five callers who get on the air will win a copy of the Me You and Everyone We Know soundtrack CD.
What sort of stuff have we got on there?
It's supposed to be a terrific film.
This soundtrack's got stuff by Cody Chestnut and Spiritualized and basically, you know, it's one of those brilliant soundtracks you can put on at a dinner party and all your friends will think you're a very, very nice person.
So yeah, everyone who gets through gets one of those and the deciding vote will win a copy of the Nathan Barley DVD.
It's a theme ditches in the dock.
Our theme this week is John Hughes films, the 80s Brat Pack filmmaker.
And I'm going to start, Adam.
Go on then.
Listeners, I'd like you to vote to hear the theme to Weird Science.
Weird Science.
Weird Science is the classic John Hughes film where the two teenage nerds create the perfect woman by throwing stuff at their computer and then it all goes wrong.
She's alive!
The title track Weird Science was recorded by the band Oingo Boingo.
Very interesting band Oingo Boingo.
Basically the lead singer is Danny Elfman who became Tim Burton's composer.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, and the guitarist actually became Tim Burton's- the guy who orchestrates Tim Burton's music, because Tim Burton can't- no, not Tim Burton.
Danny Elfman can't write music.
He just hums the song.
Right.
And then his guitarist orchestrates it.
Interesting.
Oingo Boingo formed in the 70s.
They split in 95.
They're originally a 15-piece band.
They also sung the title track to the Rodney Dangerfield movie Back to School.
And Bachelor Party, the Tom Hanks movie.
Wow, I'm going to rush out and invest in their back catalogue.
Yeah, they kind of specialised in party pop for frat boys.
And of course Danny Elfman also wrote the theme to The Simpsons, Desperate Housewives.
The movie's Batman and Men in Black.
And it's a fantastic song.
Adam just sung a bit of it there.
It goes...
Weird Science!
It's got just fantastic little boingy noises all through it.
It's genuinely really good.
If you've seen Weird Science, then you will love Weird Science.
Nobody dislikes Weird Science today.
I read a bad review for Weird Science the other day.
I mean, obviously it's not like an amazing film, but it is an amazing film.
It stands up a bit better than The Breakfast Club.
It's got Bill Paxton in it getting turned into a massive mound of faeces playing Chet.
Do you remember Chet?
Sure, it's very good.
And it's got the classic line, she got fun, bare big titties on her.
Yeah.
The girl cannot hold your smoke.
It's a brilliant film.
That's what it is.
Anyway, if you want to hear the theme tune to Weird Science, call 08712221049.
08712221049, you won't regret it.
Adam, what's your choice?
Well, you're going to be a bit annoyed with this maybe, but I've got the Beatles.
The Beatles.
And Twisted Shout.
Which is from Ferris Bueller.
Yeah.
I mean, they don't, obviously they don't play the Beatles version in Ferris Bueller.
I'm thinking of the bit in Ferris Bueller where he suddenly starts leading a parade that's going through the middle of the town.
It's a fantastic sequence, yeah.
Yes, great.
And suddenly it's sort of a weird bit of fantasy, isn't it?
It's like a deep, deep fantasy.
I don't think so.
I think Ferris is that charismatic.
Yeah, I know.
It's real in the film, but it's... The geeks, the nerds, the weirdos, the freaks, they all love Ferris Bueller.
Yeah, yeah.
And so he starts just leading this whole parade with this amazing people joining in with a dance routine and majorettes and brass bands, and they're all playing Twist and Shout.
Now, there's a few versions of Twist and Shout, obviously.
There's the Isley Brothers did a great version.
But the Beatles, I think, nailed it better than anyone with this really high octane, mad,
You know, I'm a bit disappointed you haven't got the marching band version from Ferris Bueller.
Well, it's just not as good.
The Beatles one really knocks everything else into a cocked hat.
So that's all I'm going to say on the subject.
If you want the Beatles with Twist and Shout, sort of amazingly dynamic.
Sun's Out, come on, it's a bit of a party record now for your Saturday afternoon.
Boingo, Boingo.
0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9.
It's between the Beatles and Oingo.
Boingo with the theme from Weird Science, for God's sake.
You're gonna lose, buddy.
Now, I'm gonna play some elbow right now while people call in, but I just have to figure out which CD it is.
Oingo Boingo, with the theme tune from Weird Science.
Weird Science, what a fantastic film.
O-8-7-1-triple-two-one-o-four-nine to vote for Oingo Boingo, with the theme to Weird Science.
All the Beatles, all the Beatles, all the Beatles.
I knew some dirty words on a dirty wall.
Hang on.
Sorry.
What are you doing?
I got all excited and I pressed the wrong button again.
This is what'll happen if people vote for the Beatles.
You just put on something different.
I don't want- I wanna do- Vote for what you can trust.
Vote for someone you can trust.
Here's the- here's Elbow.
One go, one go.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.
There you go.
That's, uh, Leaders of the War- Leaders of the Free World by Elbows.
This is Adam and Joe on XFM just about to resolve, uh, Dizzy's in the dock here this afternoon.
Oh, you want to try the music?
Yeah.
Oh, that's better.
So this week it's a John Hughes related music playoff.
It's the Beatles with Twist and Shout, as performed by the marching band in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, versus Oingo Boingo with a theme from Weird Science.
Two marvelous records, I'm sure you'll agree.
We've got four callers on the line.
Five callers on the line.
Okay, let's start with Matthew.
Hello Matthew.
Hi there.
How you doing?
Good, good.
Good.
Okay, Matthew, we don't have much time, so let's make it quick.
What are you going to go for?
Boingo or Beatles?
Beatles.
Beatles, of course.
Matthew, thank you very much indeed for your call.
Hope you have an enjoyable weekend.
This is what we've got next.
James?
How you doing, James?
Sound, you?
Yeah, I'm sound as well.
Joe, are you sound?
I think so.
Excellent.
James, what are you going to go for?
Beatles.
Come on, of course, it's got to be... Are you a Liverpudlian yourself?
I am, yeah.
There you go.
He's biased.
We need some Boingos.
Some people from Boingoland.
Where is Elfman from?
Is he Canadian?
Southern California.
Oh, from California.
Anyway, James, thanks a lot for your call.
Have a good weekend.
Oh, it's not looking good for Boingo.
Come on, I know- Please, are you depressed now?
Hello, Will.
I'm starting to get slightly depressed.
I mean, how many times have we heard Twist and Shout?
It's good, though.
Will, are you there?
Yep.
What are you voting for, mate?
Boingo.
Boingo!
Do you know the track, Will?
Oh, yes.
And I know Kelly LaBrock.
Boingo, what's going on?
What's all this Beatles rubbish?
I don't know.
What is going on?
Thanks, Will.
You're a very clever man and you'll win that CD.
We've got Faye next.
Hello, Faye.
Hello, Adam or Joe.
This is Joe.
Yeah, we're interchangeable.
Hi, Faye.
How are you doing?
I'm okay, yeah.
I'm okay.
What are you voting for?
I'm voting let down by both of you for the choices, but I'm all right.
To do what?
Say that again.
She feels let down.
Why?
What were you wanting?
Well, just a little bit more.
What, from a John Hughes-related track?
Hmm, kind of.
What would you suggest something?
Well, anything, really.
Anything would be better.
You're just trying to make us feel bad, aren't you?
I'll get over it and I've got to vote.
Well, what are you voting for, Faye?
I'm going to go for the B2.
Well, that's it then, isn't it?
Thanks a lot for your call, Faye.
That's so... that's... I'm... I'm not... usually I just ham it up on this thing, but this week I'm... Genuinely gutted.
Genuinely disappointed.
You know, I feel bad because it's not... Everyone's got twists and turns.
It's not even the version from the John Hughes film.
I'm going home.
I'm going.
I'm not even going to listen to this show.
I'm just... huge rubbish.
No!
Oh, yes!
See, this is what you're missing, you fools!
Oh, yes.
This is music.
Bong, bong, bong, bong.
That's all you want, Matt?
Twist and shout.
We're Beatles.
This is music.
It says that this is five and a half minutes long on the CD.
What's wrong with that?
We've got five and a half minutes of the show left.
Wait till it changes.
Yeah.
That's the kind of thing that people think about when they say the 80s weren't that good wait till it changes up give it a second Yeah So that is that Elfman singing that just yes it is he's a lead singer Wow
Joe, listen, I feel bad about it.
A good track, culturally interesting, you know, it would have expanded the minds of the XFM listeners.
Well, we're kind of listening to it.
Instead, you're just going for comfort food.
Yeah.
Another little hamburger.
It's not really a hamburger, it's a delicious steak.
It's an old stale sandwich.
It's a beautifully done steak.
Boring.
Hey, can I just give myself a plug, Joe?
Yeah.
I am contributing to a show called the last word which is on more for don't know if anyone's been watching more for But I'm doing like little film reviews as my character Ken Korder.
They're very very funny.
Are you doing that regularly?
Yeah, I'm doing them every Thursday night You can see at the end of the last word So around about 1130 in the evening if you're still up and watching more for tune in check it out Anyway, thanks a lot for listening this week.
Sorry about all the name-dropping We'll try and be a bit more low-key next time
And thanks for all your calls.
And Joe, listen, I'm really sorry about all the weird science things.
Well, I'm not angry with you, Adam.
I'm angry with the listeners.
OK.
Er, you know, I just think it's disappointing.
Well, here he goes with the disappointment.
Here he goes.
And, er, we've got Justin Lee Collins coming up.
We'll see you next week.
Thanks for listening.
Goodbye.
Twist that child, twist that child Come on, come on, come on, baby Come on, baby Come on and work it on out Work it on out, baby Work it on out, work it on out You know you look so good You know you got me going now
Twist and shout Twist and shout Come on, come on, come on, come on baby now Come on baby Come on and work it on out Work it on out You know you twist a little girl Twist a little girl You know you twist so fine Twist so fine Come on and twist a little closer now Twist a little closer I'll let you know that you're mine
Twist that child, twist that child Come on, come on, come on baby now Come on baby, come on and work it all out Work it all out You know you're a twisty little girl Twisty little girl You know you twist so fine Twist so fine Come on and twist a little closer now Twist a little closer Now let me know that you're mine
Take it, baby, now.
Take it, baby.
Take it, take it, take it, baby.